You know what you gotta do. Watch Full Metal Jacket again if the sports analogy doesn't resonate with you.

It's not so much you, but there are others here who could club him with a soap filled sock and have a much greater effect than you or I.

But hopefully now you see the distraction that one person who stubbornly refuses (not misunderstands but stubbornly refuses) to go along with a simple request can cause.

edit: Took me too long to type, and the message was getting through after all.

Plus...relax dude, it's just a pornboard.