My phone does that through my cable companies app.

Which Dominican shopkeepers are you speaking of?

You mean you missed one? You wouldn't last a day in the D.R.

The only way Alex survives in the D.R. is if he can throw a 98 mph slider on the outside corner.

He can take a slider down the middle from what I understand.

A weed whacker. I forget how much it was but it cost much more than I ever wanted to spend. As in like never wanting to buy one. But alas it's what a grown up has to do I guess. I'd rather be whacking other things.

Next is a damn mower. And then a fucking tractor... I wonder if he'll think my tractor's sexy. Gah!

Hire a kid or a dude with a neck tattoo. I haven't mowed my own lawn in years.

readers w lights yet again. a nice little comb. two vneck tshirts

motorcycle license replacement (card). about $4..

Alex had some yogurt.

I wanted to get the Double Down sandwich, but it was $5.49 plus tax so I chose Grilled Stuft Nacho for $1.51 instead.

1x Dermasil moisturizing lotion $1.09 at the Deals store

1x 3-pairs of socks $1.00 at the "Corner Store"

1x Sweet and Sour Pork Lunch Special, with Pork Fried Rice and Chicken Noodle Soup for $5.75 at my favorite Chinese place

Omg I love the Deals store. My fave is in the garmet district. I bought a $7 hair straightener there and it worked great.

Free samples of Glytone from the dermatologist.

Free Uber ride with promo code.

Thats not the same deals that I am talking about.

Most stuff at my Deals is $1. But once I got a black double breasted sweater hanging above the register for $10. Everyone thinks it's Max Mara.

Did the sweater came with kosher pickle chips?!

I wish! I love them!

GH Bass & Co black suitcase at Ross.

Was $209. Clearence section for $30.

But I paid $26 because there was a spot on it and I asked for a discount.

Klixen clip

8x bags of potstickers
4x bags of pierogies
3x ice creams
1x Russian soda [mojito flavor]
3x packs of Wyler's Light

Ross has good stuff.

Rarely. Housewares is good, though.

2x bottles of 1.25L Coca-Cola for $1.13 each at Walgreens

1 months membership to Rico's World for $29.95

Color me not surprised.

I'm not into hairy cunts, only the hairy buttholes.

Got the following games at GameStop today for $19.56:

+ Medal of Honor Limited Edition
+ Medal of Honor: Warfighter Limited Edition
+ Crysis 2 Limited Edition
+ Bionic Commando
+ Chrome Hounds
+ Project Sylpheed: Arc of Deception

Fixed.

$17.02 at Fed Ex to shred a hefty bag full of old mail.

They charge you for the shredder? The tailings are saleable.

Only a Panzer post could make me read those first two as Maid of Honor.

grips and seat for the bicycle.

Sneakers - $16.99
23oz bottle of chicken seasoning - $5.99
64oz of jug of Soy Sauce - $4.99
Hot Dog with Relish and Chopped Onions - $1.00
Raspberry Iced Tea - $0.50
Berry Sundae - $1.65

New soccer cleats.

I thought the proper term was: "Soccer boots".

Naw, we say cleats. Though are there plenty of pretentious gits who say 'football' or 'footy' instead of soccer.
http://www.underarmour.com/shop/ca/en/mens-ua-blur-ii-soccer-cleats/pid1227304

UAs, but not that model pictured. BTW I thought of you when I bought them, because of a discussion we had here before. I bought the BEST fucking cleats 10 years ago from New Balance. They were ridiculously comfortable and lasted me forever. Of course the cocksuckers at NB have discontinued making them (and soccer cleats altogether) so I had to get something else. Any shoe I like vanishes. Typical......

AK-74 and 1080 rds. of 5.45x39 ammo

1 hot dog at Nathan's for $1.08 with coupon. Regular price is $3.95 plus tax.

NB is good with the wide sizes.

Russian phrase book including Cyrillic alphabet

$2 at Goodwill

Manner lemon creme filled wafers $3. Chestnut.

We bought a chef's pan three weeks ago and really like it. Went back Friday to get a second one. "Discontinued...try the new one with Teflon". Fuck me running.

Freezit Gelz tumbler for $3.00

From our weird weekend in the big city last week.

Big ceramic bong from a guy on fb. Traded a new piece for it. Haven't used it, but I'm going to. Got it to make a mold from.


Some freebie Strawberry Delite from the same dude. Did the deal in front of a McDonalds on a busy street. Super tasty and made me forget how to run my tv remote. He grows it and will hook me up at $75/ ounce.

Oz. of Blueberry from a guy on fb. Really good and nice heady high. $140.


2 grams of bubble hash from a gal on fb. Too crumbly and way harsh. Really nice warm body high tho. $20


Oz. of whatever from Bongo. Got it the day we got home from the big city. It does the job. $230

How much did you paid for the Russian blanket?

2x bottles of perfume [Angelica and Carnivale] for $1.00 each plus tax at Value Depot.

It's a fleece sheet set from Target. Maybe $25.

Because it looks Russian.

Probably a little further east. China- ish.

Marijuana is two hundred bucks an ounce these days?

What do you think about Chinese pickles? I mean, would you rather buy American pickles like Vlasic, Clausen or B&G for $2.49 per can or Chinese alternative for $0.99 per can?