You just proved your lameness for us. Of course you are not the original Smegley Monkley. You are a vastly watered-down version. You know nothing of the porn business like the 2003 Monkey aka Mike Sullivan aka Frank Wank did. You're just trying to be some random internet tough guy. Except you have no knowledge of your material or your audience.

Funny, people used to guess who the Smelky Monkey was. Now, no one gives a random shit. How the self-annointed have fallen.

When you're ready for your own history lesson, Smonks, you let me know, and I'll point you to the relevant threads that encapsulate your previous identities. Loser.