Hmmm. Adopt a dolt??? I'll throw my hat in. Any female lurker that would like to be mentored by me should send me a fan pic w/ Jerkules written across yer tits. I'll guide you through the rigorous terrain of XPT, tell you the back stories, steer you towards and away from arguments, and feed you material to use.

If no female is willing, then any man that can beat their woman into writing Jerkules on her tits and sending me the pics, will suffice. If you are going to go the violence route, you might as well send me a second set, w/ your woman bent over and XPT on one cheek, 4 LIFE on the other, asshole on full display.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral