I do get it. In my real life, I'm very discreet. My dumb ass isn't going to end up there over weed, especially with my doctor's recommend in the state I live in. Short of murder, or something fairly heinous, someone like me, with not even a speeding ticket in 25+ years, isn't going to go to prison. A night in the drunk tank at the King County lockup was all the education I need.

Prison remains prison. It isn't supposed to be comfortable. Sorry.