I feel the need to consolidate my ideas, so I can feel comfortable using my verbiage of choice, and to not hijack an unrelated thread. Plus, my last thoughts were working it into the Sharpie Olympics any way.

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I feel we could have a lot of useful career advice to give to her.


I'd let her eat candy on one of my shoots.


My only candy fetish is an intense desire to see a whore pack her colon full of Skittles and have her poop em out into another whores mouth. Am I alone in this?


Originally Posted By: cqd
I would watch that. I think Atomic Fire Balls would be more amusing.

Alternately:

Why do you say your only candy fetish is an intense desire to see a whore pack her colon full of skittles and have her poop em out into another whores mouth are you alone in this?



Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gia mentioned this whore eating candy on a shoot, and it popped into my head. I figured I'd share, and wanted to ask if anyone else thought it was cool, so I could feel less ashamed of myself.

I think the rate would be higher for the fire balls, unless you mixed some coke in with the whores enema water.


Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
that sounds interesting and innovative.you should run that by jay sin.


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
It could be done with M&Ms or Reese's Pieces too, but if I were the one with a gorgeous 18-20 y/o's hairless balloon knot hovering over my mouth, I'm looking for fruity flavors, not chocolate or peanut butter.


Originally Posted By: freestylah
Check some of Jay Sin's latest vids; some of them have girls eating candy out of each other's ass.


Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Skittles would be best. While M&Ms may not melt in your hand, colon insertion might void that warranty. Plus the mess might look...er, confusing. Right up Panzer's alley, but not for the weaker of us.


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
My Shittles idea got some good feedback on a non porn message board today. A chick even said that at first glance she was disgusted, but when she read it again, she really dug the Skittles involvement. If a producer wants to scum the idea, all I ask is use barely legals and flim it from the whores first enema of the day through to the depositing of candy into the other whores pie hole. A free copy would be a plus, but I wouldn't expect it from a smut peddler.

Except Porno Dan. He is the only one that will face litigation for useing my idea. Fucking shit heel.


Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Lexi Belle and Chastity Lynn did something similar to this on Lexi's website. It also involved Pop Rocks. When Chastity told me about it, she seemed REALLY into it.


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I'm starting to put a DVD together in my head. A 4 whore Sharpie Challenge toury, with the 3 match ups broken up by 2 fetish scenes, Shittles and I gotta come up w/ another one.

Gia, any guess on a rate a whore would ask for to do a low impact no sex scene like I am discussing?


Originally Posted By: Steezo
Here a suggestion for your other scene:

See how many semi-frozen bananas two girls can stuff up their poopers. The winner gets to poop her banana ass-mush out into the loser's mouth.


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
It is an option. The best I have come up with while day dreaming in traffic is a Tightest Tush Tug-of-War. In this event, you get the whores on all fours, ass 2 ass. Then you put an inflatable butt plug in each one, giving each the same amount of pumps. After that, you tie the plugs together. Once you give the signal, ythe whores have to slowly crawl away from each other while clenching anus in attempt to hold in the plug in place. Loser is the one w/ the loose asshole that let's it pop out.

I am almost starting to think that I need to create more events and just put out a Whore-cathalon DVD. But I don't want to have to use un imaginative shit like who can get more of the 2 foot dildo down her gullet.


Originally Posted By: cqd
I want eels!


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I don't think they have PETA in Japan. Do that stuff here in the states, and you are eating up all your profit fighting litigation.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral