Like the Nobel Prize, my Mod powers were granted to me due to my extraordinary achievement in the industry. I don't have to do anything ever again. I've made it.
1000% bull shit. You got your mod status, and for that matter being unbanned, when you signed your distribution deal with JM. Obviously Mike was feeling rather generous that day, since you had been banned from the site for almost 5 years.
We all know your lies, Brendan. Your little half-witticisms don't play here. Neither does your alleged community college degree. Go find a place in the middle of Great Slave Lake, attach a railroad tie to your leg, and jump off the boat. No one in Canada cares about you, no one in America cares about you. You are a failed pornographer who would be better wiped off the face of the earth. Fucking piece of shit.