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"i went into frys electronics and told the sales associate i needed a router for a good price,after introducing myself as charles.he took me to the section where they had them and i noticed the price.now seeing as it was 20 dollars more than i wanted to pay i told him i could get it for cheaper online.he said he was sorry i felt that way and checked with his manager to see if he could get me the employee discount.

so jackson runs to see his manager while i fantasize about the 75 cent piece of pizza im going to have for lunch.jackson comes back and informs me i will get the discount and i thank him.after leaving the store with my new router i enjoy my slice of pizza at my favorite cheap pizzeria.i complain that there wasnt enough cheese and they say the next slice is comped.so of course i cash that in right then.this slice has too much cheese!i peel the extra cheese off to eat by itself later on at home.

but before that i check the village voice to see if i can find a nice whore willing to unload an enema induced shit stream on her own face.i work up quit the sweat while doing all of this and when i call her i tell her expect me to be kind of smelly but you will be properly compensated.

she shows up and counts the money,then strips.im playing with my balls as i watch her and hand her the enema box.she bends over and administers it as i smell my hand.shit i forgot i was just playing with my stinky balls with that hand.while waiting for her to have to shoot that shit stream all over herself she gives me a nice handjob using 25 cent lotion i got from the local russian owned bodega and i cum on her tits.

finally she gets to the point of no return and lays upside down against the couch which is covered in plastic wrap(i got the idea after watching american psycho).waves of watery brown shit fly into the air before raining down all over her body and face.i rub the shit more into her face and hair.i hand her a dollar twenty five towel to clean up most of the shit before she hits the shower.

while shes in there i smell her panties and am dissapointed there are no shit stains or traces of her ass.needless to say i didnt tip the whore and was less than pleased when she left.to think i gave her 200 dollars for all of that only for it to be so fleeting.

having worked up an appetite i go to the kitchen and prepare my famous spaghetti.i make my own sauce from bbq sauce and ketchup.instead of meatballs which are too expensive,i use 1 dollar deviled ham.i sit down and eat this delicious cuisine and watch some japanese shit videos."