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#321461 - 10/24/10 05:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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215 empty HP and Lexmark cartridges for only $59.90 delivered.





Level with us Alex. These bags are really filled with your feces. You like to keep the smell around to remind you of the shit you eat.




thats outrageous!




theyre bags of womens feces he farmed.
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#321462 - 10/25/10 11:24 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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215 empty HP and Lexmark cartridges for only $59.90 delivered.






why?

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#321463 - 10/25/10 12:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 08/09/06
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^^^ He refills them, with God knows what, then takes them back to a store and tries to get a refund.

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#321464 - 10/27/10 07:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just ordered another 200+ empty cartridges for $59.95 shipped.

I take them to Staples and they give me $2.00 per cartridge credit that I can use at Staples. The only thing is that there is 20 cartridges per month limit and that they decresed the credit from $3.00 to $2.00. When this thing started it was unlimited number of cartridges per month with $3.00 credit, but Staples got smarter and found that a lot of people make money on the empty carts.

I think that it is a good deal because for $120.00 I will be getting $800.00 worth of stuff that I plan to buy on sales, specials, and with extra discounts. I need a cheap digital camera, new 2.0TB hard drive, bunch of memory cards and other stuff that I have not decided. I may get a laminator and binding machine.

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#321465 - 10/27/10 09:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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custom mouthguard
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#321466 - 10/27/10 10:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I think that it is a good deal because for $120.00 I will be getting $800.00 worth of stuff that I plan to buy on sales, specials, and with extra discounts. I need a cheap digital camera, new 2.0TB hard drive, bunch of memory cards and other stuff that I have not decided.




yeah it's a good deal if your time is utterly fucking worthless, which for you it happens to be since you're just killing time until you die anyway.

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#321467 - 10/27/10 11:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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custom mouthguard






grinding your teeth while you sleep, huh? what have you got to stress about? free counseling from a qualified professional is available in the "Ask Coke" thread
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#321468 - 10/28/10 05:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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taking my first sanctioned amateur boxing match november 20th. Yikers...
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#321469 - 10/30/10 06:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321470 - 10/30/10 06:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^^^^ why does it say mustaine after your name ??

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#321471 - 10/30/10 07:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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^^^^ why does it say mustaine after your name ??




It's called wishful thinking.
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#321472 - 11/02/10 11:14 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Philly Eagles toque. It was cold out on sunday....
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#321473 - 11/02/10 03:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bornyo Offline
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Not exactly a purchase, but it is sure to lead to a spate of them... I was given a 1988 Jaguar XJ6. The car had been sitting for years, so I've spent the past few days cleaning it up and sorting out the mechanicals. I think all I have to come out of pocket is going to be about $100.00 for a fuel pump and a new fuel filter. Who parks a car for 5 yrs with half a tank of gas? My friends do, that's who.


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#321474 - 11/03/10 06:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You're a lucky man with such friends. A Jaguar is a treat.
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#321475 - 11/03/10 08:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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jogging pants. i just went for a run. it is officially cold here...
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#321476 - 11/04/10 06:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/16/08
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...and three books by Michio Kaku.




Nice.

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#321477 - 11/09/10 04:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bornyo Offline
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You're a lucky man with such friends. A Jaguar is a treat.




I changed the fuel pump and filter, and bought a windshield wiper and various fluids. Counting the tow home, I have about 200 bucks in it now and it runs and rides like a Jaguar should. It still needs a proper detailing and I need to check some gnat-bites like trunk and hood lights not working corrected so my revised estimate to road worthy and looking good is about $350.00. It will probably need new tires as the set could be dry-rotted and that will affect my estimate. Not bad for a 22y/o car.

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#321478 - 11/09/10 05:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Not bad for a 22y/o car.




Understatement of the year, sir.
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#321479 - 11/09/10 05:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Here's the first of a 3 part series on the car's development. Called an XJ6 in the US market, everyone else called it an XJ40.

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#321480 - 11/13/10 05:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321481 - 11/19/10 01:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

You're a lucky man with such friends. A Jaguar is a treat.




I changed the fuel pump and filter, and bought a windshield wiper and various fluids. Counting the tow home, I have about 200 bucks in it now and it runs and rides like a Jaguar should. It still needs a proper detailing and I need to check some gnat-bites like trunk and hood lights not working corrected so my revised estimate to road worthy and looking good is about $350.00. It will probably need new tires as the set could be dry-rotted and that will affect my estimate. Not bad for a 22y/o car.


MAJOR SCORE, good for you, and safe driving...dont get crazy now and think you are on the Autobahn.....good luck w/it. Seriously!

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#321482 - 11/19/10 06:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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MFJ [ more fucking junk ] antenna tripod. 89 samoleans
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#321483 - 11/19/10 09:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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MAJOR SCORE, good for you, and safe driving...dont get crazy now and think you are on the Autobahn.....good luck w/it. Seriously!




This car is incredible so far. I think the tires are going to be okay. I'm at the point of having the headliner cleaned or maybe replaced, and re-conditioning the leather seats or replacing them. Other than that it runs and rides like a scalded dog.

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#321484 - 11/21/10 03:41 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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My beautiful baby- my 6 string Ibanez bass!!!!!!!



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#321485 - 11/21/10 06:23 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Progressing fast! Next step fretless?
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#321486 - 11/21/10 04:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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My beautiful baby- my 6 string Ibanez bass!!!




How can you play bass with nails like that?
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#321487 - 11/21/10 08:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bornyo Offline
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How can you play bass with nails like that?




She is playing at playing bass. Once her left hand fingers get calloused I wonder how a handjob would feel.

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#321488 - 11/21/10 10:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 01/21/08
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Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
Next up, Gia buys a fucking harp.

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#321489 - 11/22/10 06:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

How can you play bass with nails like that?




She is playing at playing bass. Once her left hand fingers get calloused I wonder how a handjob would feel.




Let's hope she doesn't take up the flute !
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#321490 - 11/22/10 10:51 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Loc: fortified
Quote:

taking my first sanctioned amateur boxing match november 20th. Yikers...




patrick...how'd this work out?.
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#321491 - 11/22/10 11:14 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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i lost by ref stoppage in the third, sadly. he threw a bunch of unanswered body shots and i just gassed. You really suck wind when you get hit with them. My body felt fine the next day (my fucking jaw still hurts). My corner and my old coach thought i won the first round. I was pissed at myself for a while, but i got to fight a good guy.

thanks for askin...
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#321492 - 11/23/10 10:22 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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8 Red Barron Special Deluxe pizzas for only $15.00



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#321493 - 11/24/10 07:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
frankie fatale Offline
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you should have just got a couple papa johns instead.
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#321494 - 11/26/10 12:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Winter jacket for $19.95 and a pair of glasses for $6.75

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#321495 - 11/26/10 12:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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that's it?.
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#321496 - 11/26/10 01:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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that's it?.




I also just bought (30 minutes ago) a digital camera and 12 candy bars for $9.40.

Also ordered a spy camera for $12.99 shipped from China.

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#321497 - 11/26/10 03:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Winter jacket for $19.95 and a pair of glasses for $6.75




What the hell kinda jacket is going to keep one warm for $19.95??? Even in thrift shops, a decently warm jacket costs more. And in New York, nonetheless? I can't think of anything warming for $19.95 unless the jacket was free but in the pocket, you found 1/4 gram of heroin. Seriously, where do you find this stuff? Get it over with and start a dumpster diving thread to tout your next-level cheapness.
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#321498 - 11/26/10 04:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Next up, Gia buys a fucking harp.




I'm reading the book about Elizabeth Smart and her kidnapping. She's an excellent harp player. I imagine her post-rape/kidnapping in her perfectly poised "no, i'm still the same person. perfectly balanced and calm. being held hostage and raped at 15 yrs old didn't affect me."

then she resumes life as normal and sits at the harp, all angelic. with perfect pitch and flow, only it sounds angry. very angry.
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#321499 - 11/26/10 04:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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An attractive chick with a harp or cello between her legs is hot.

Gia needs to buy some of those one shoulder strap tops like Debbie Harry used to wear in the 80s for when she pretends to play her bass.
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#321500 - 11/26/10 07:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Winter jacket for $19.95 and a pair of glasses for $6.75




What the hell kinda jacket is going to keep one warm for $19.95??? Even in thrift shops, a decently warm jacket costs more. And in New York, nonetheless? I can't think of anything warming for $19.95 unless the jacket was free but in the pocket, you found 1/4 gram of heroin. Seriously, where do you find this stuff? Get it over with and start a dumpster diving thread to tout your next-level cheapness.



The jacket is kinda like a North Face but with a no-name brand that I found in the Conway store. And it is just as warm as the North Face jacket.

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#321501 - 11/26/10 08:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^^^That's cool then, actually. I hate visible logos and such. I have a vintage Gucci belt that's super plain. You can't tell it's Gucci, but it's so nice and makes the outfit pop. I love it.
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#321502 - 11/26/10 09:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^^^That's cool then, actually. I hate visible logos and such. I have a vintage Gucci belt that's super plain. You can't tell it's Gucci, but it's so nice and makes the outfit pop. I love it.



My friend that buys brand-name stuff liked my jacket so much that he even asked me to get one for him. I bet that cheap and North Face jackets are made in the same factory.

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#321503 - 11/26/10 09:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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My friend that buys brand-name stuff liked my jacket so much that he even asked me to get one for him. I bet that cheap and North Face jackets are made in the same factory.




Do you like trannys because they remind you of something made in a factory?
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#321504 - 11/26/10 09:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:




Quote:

My friend that buys brand-name stuff liked my jacket so much that he even asked me to get one for him. I bet that cheap and North Face jackets are made in the same factory.




Do you like trannys because they remind you of something made in a factory?



I do not like trannys.

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#321505 - 11/27/10 08:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:




Quote:

My friend that buys brand-name stuff liked my jacket so much that he even asked me to get one for him. I bet that cheap and North Face jackets are made in the same factory.




Do you like trannys because they remind you of something made in a factory?



No he watches "Frankenstein" repeatedly !
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#321506 - 11/28/10 01:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Complete set of factory service manuals for '95 Chevrolet/GM light trucks. $51 on ebay.
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#321507 - 11/28/10 03:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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One pack of 8 beef hot dog sausages that were expired yesterday for $0.99 and 8-pack of hot dog buns for $1.19

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#321509 - 11/28/10 05:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:




Quote:

My friend that buys brand-name stuff liked my jacket so much that he even asked me to get one for him. I bet that cheap and North Face jackets are made in the same factory.




Do you like trannys because they remind you of something made in a factory?



I do not like trannys.




But Alex, over a year ago you posted that you had over 80 trannie tapes. Gia and I both read the post before you deleted it, and you latter fessed up when she called you on it. As long as you lie, you'll be as sick as your secrets!

I'm only trying to help.



I never had 80 films in my possession last year. Maybe I had then long time ago but not last year. Maybe, I do not know because I do not remember.

I do have over 300GBs of Pierre Woodman's movies.

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#321510 - 11/28/10 06:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:




Quote:

My friend that buys brand-name stuff liked my jacket so much that he even asked me to get one for him. I bet that cheap and North Face jackets are made in the same factory.




Do you like trannys because they remind you of something made in a factory?



I do not like trannys.



hes right he doesnt like them...he loves them.
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#321511 - 11/28/10 08:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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MAP sensor and one foot of vacuum hose for Chevy truck. $36 at Advance Auto Parts.
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