I like it when people bump shit that I posted in and forgot about. Much of the time I read my own comments and and wonder "What was I thinking" and/or "What the fuck is wrong with me?"

You and Monkey should form a lil group called Bull Tits, because you are both absolutely useless as mods. I have no clue the last time you used "Mod Powers" for anything. Monkey, probably the last time he didn't anything was banning Coke. Wait a minute....lemme put that one through my Insanely Convoluted Conspiracy Generator.......Yep, there it is.

If Coke wasn't soooo butt hurt by Monkey banning him, Coke probably wouldn't have forged an alliance w/ the Donkey and PWL wouldn't have been the Devil it was. Everbody knows Donkey is just a tool and Coke was the strategist. So it seems this Monkey pud was responsible for PWL's rapid expansion. Coco Loco, we need 45 minutes of excruciating monotone on this STAT.

P.S. I aint scared of no Monkey. Dude is Willie Mays in a Mets uniform at this point. Fuck, your Canadian, I gotta use a reference you'd understand. Guy Lafleur in a Nordique uniform?