tattypatty
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Originally Posted By: Spunko
This one's for you Tatty.
that is amazing haha. there is no way that's not some guy trolling the ad agency he works for. Coincidentally, the first concert i ever attended was Men at Work. INXS was the opening act.
Edited by tattypatty (06/03/1201:53 PM)
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I know every single song in that commercial. And fatty above has a body that is right at the threshold. Any bigger and she'd be hideous, but she's OK right there. And, she has no cellulite. I don't wanna see her in 5 years though.
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The Kansas City Chiefs actually signed this guy yesterday.
I think it was a couple weeks ago I saw they were trying him out. Hope he sticks. Monmouth College, closest to a home town team I got in college football.
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Originally Posted By: Spunko
This one's for you Tatty.
that is amazing haha. there is no way that's not some guy trolling the ad agency he works for. Coincidentally, the first concert i ever attended was Men at Work. INXS was the opening act.
Ha,first concert I ever attended was the Go Gos(in 1984). INXS was the opening act there too.
I'd never heard of them before and when I saw their name as the 'special guest' on the ticket my first thought was..."who are the Inks?". Put on a decent show though.
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Christ Almighty how the hell did I not ever hear of this before?
This was even funnier than 'LeeRoy Jenkins'.
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Gunker's worlds colliding!
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I have no fucking idea why i subscribed to this guy on youtube, but this is his new video. He's got a ton of weird vids on there and has a horrible hotmovies page.
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that was good chuck... it just proves that if you're going to get votes then the best lie wins.
and the comment section on youtube is hilarious/pathetic. it still amazes me that people are just absolutely compelled to drop their pants and pick a side while they spew their opinion in hopes of swaying someone to "their side".
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Twitter's motto that if you cannot say something in 140 characters, it probably is not worth saying is pathetic. Like most online communication. Mostly no language to be found without reconstructive surgery on the fly.
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Alex, if you freeze the fruit you can skip out on putting in the ice cubes. They just dilute the whole smoothie. My breakfast smoothie is usually: 1/2 cup frozen blueberries, 1/2 cup frozen blackberries, 1/2 cup frozen strawberries, 1 fresh banana, 1/2 cup acai juice, 1/2 cup milk, 1 strawberry/banana yoplait light.
This makes two huge glasses, so you might want to cut the quantities in half. Also, you may need to let the fruit thaw a little bit before trying to blend it. Using a mix of both frozen and fresh fruit works the best. Drinking this smoothie gives me the biggest energy boost of any food I've ever tried. Honestly the first time I tried it, it reminded me of the first time I ever drank coffee.
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Alex, if you freeze the fruit you can skip out on putting in the ice cubes. They just dilute the whole smoothie. My breakfast smoothie is usually: 1/2 cup frozen blueberries, 1/2 cup frozen blackberries, 1/2 cup frozen strawberries, 1 fresh banana, 1/2 cup acai juice, 1/2 cup milk, 1 strawberry/banana yoplait light.
This makes two huge glasses, so you might want to cut the quantities in half. Also, you may need to let the fruit thaw a little bit before trying to blend it. Using a mix of both frozen and fresh fruit works the best. Drinking this smoothie gives me the biggest energy boost of any food I've ever tried. Honestly the first time I tried it, it reminded me of the first time I ever drank coffee.
I only make cheap smooth right now. I got the apricots for $0.49/lb. and I had some syrups/purees, milk and ice cubes, so I decided to work with whatever I have. The main thing for me is that it tastes good and costs cheap. I also found out the "monetize" button on YouTube, and that's why I make these clips. This is how much of drink came out:
Well, if you experiment a bit with frozen fruit and skip the ice cubes, then you can skip most of the syrup as well because it'll already be sweet enough. The ice cubes just dilute it and take away from the natural sweetness of the fruit.
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Well, if you experiment a bit with frozen fruit and skip the ice cubes, then you can skip most of the syrup as well because it'll already be sweet enough. The ice cubes just dilute it and take away from the natural sweetness of the fruit.
I gotta figure out how to store and freeze the fruits. They got the mangos on sale right now: 2 for $1.00.
I would think you could just drop them in a ziplock bag and freeze them after they're peeled and sliced. Or put a sheet of wax paper on a baking tray and freeze them on that.
This is my drink. It's overflowing with goodness!:
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
I would think you could just drop them in a ziplock bag and freeze them after they're peeled and sliced. Or put a sheet of wax paper on a baking tray and freeze them on that.
This is my drink. It's overflowing with goodness!:
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Found this on a blog,couldn't stop laughing...
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Or play this one. Once with your eyes open. And then again with them closed.
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Wow Hitch interviewing John Metzger. Never seen this before. Awesome.
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