I'm getting a mental picture of Marathon Man with Panzer in Dustin Hoffman's role.

Szell: I'll ask you one more time. Is it safe?

Panzer: I'll ask you one more time. Is it cheap?

@jerkie I'm trying to stay focused on one thing. I've really let myself go in too many directions...mostly to keep an income stream when I was kilnless. I want to get the ceramics thing to stand on it's own feet before anything else. Actually, I stumbled on a way to do personalized pieces without adding extra steps: here ...that I'm pretty jacked about trying.

A bottle of ghetto Listerene for $1.09

What's that? Mountain Dew?

Nah, just some watered-down mouth rinse from Turkey.

That transfer paper, can you throw it into an inkjet and print a design someone emails you?

So we're getting a custom 7 stage water softening system installed. It will remove all hard minerals, arsenic and various heavy metals, chlorine, etc. And also reverse osmosis for the kitchen. Part of the front entry of the house is dug up to draw insulated pipe from the main to the system. Also the master plumber is finishing all the plumbing to the workshop, installing the toilet and commercial sink. $6,450

What's the going rate these days for air-tight scenes? I may have to do a few or so to cover the cost of this.

Garnier Skin Renewal Serum. At CVS. $7?

This works like the expensive dermatologist grade stuff I bought when I had crazy porn money. In 1 week, sun spots and acne scars have faded.

I don't know if them holes can go air tight. Glad to see you got an IUD, so you can get the $50 kicker for a cream pie w/o risking a trick baby.

ROFLMAO!!! That's a gnarly IUD to say the least. There should never be any accidental mope spawns.

Osmosis Airtights. Naturally.

Exactly. Everything black and whatever the base color of the piece is. Before doing decals was a 3 firing operation. One to cook the piece, one to cook the glaze on the piece and a final one to cook the decal on the piece. It talks about using a printer that can only print black...I don't know if that means you can use any inkjet and just leave out the color cartridge or one that is designed to only print black. I can't see that there would be a difference in inks. I just need to axe them, I guess.

Now that is cool.

The messages sent on creamic cock bongs to pothead porn whores could be endless and hysterical.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Collection at 75% off for $10.00 on GamersGate

Need to get them onto Amazon wish lists of porn whores. It's funny because a lot of people we wife swapped with wanted the just plain cock sculpture. Gave away a bunch of those.

"Creamic cock" and it didn't even register.

Advanced Onlinian linguistics.

No truth. No honour. No consistency.

Fucking Spelling Gestapo. You want I should send you my posts and have you edit and spell check em? I could be your test client. See how you do and then maybe Mike South would hire you. I see someone on his site did a write up on the Eoster holiday.

Barry, post a pic of a dick piece. Do you make cock bongs in a variety of colors? Think a no IR whore would smoke pot out of a black dick?

There could be worse Onlinian dialect.

Like here.


Cryptic is alright. Just not that way.

Black and white only so far. I'm marketing in a two town two college burg. University of Idaho is well known as the place farm girls go to have they first sexual experience with a black athlete. I'll try to get a pic up this week. The day really got away from me.

$100 balance for root canal, $100 for gum lasering, $5.00 for MetroCard, $2.76 for 12-pack of Dr. Pepper Ten, $2.49 for Freschetta pizza and $5.00 for 4x pirozhki.

How did your root canal only cost $100?

He went to a Russian dentist named Dr. Boris.

It was $300 but I only paid $200 on the previous visit. I also gotta fix some broken prosthetics, so I gotta shop around for a good price:

Oh I don't know............one with a medical degree from a University? One with no livestock in his payments office? One who doesn't also cut hair in the same office? Maybe one who doesn't whittle wooden teeth like Jed Clampett? One who has diplomas and certificates framed on his walls and not pictures of Porsche cars and women in tennis clothes? One who works out of a medical building and not a storage unit behind a Russian bar?

The dentist has a degree from the Soviet Union.

There's a horrible plastic surgeon here named Dr Boris.

What a coincidence, there is a horrible fake proctologist around here that's gone by Dr. Boris.

Horrible how would be the issue.

Horrible feak cases no one else will exploit or just casual cases with horrible results.
It's in the details.

Is that the guy who only see's trannies?

panzer you have the worst teeth and dental work ive ever seen.shave the douche beard off while youre at it.

2x pepperoni & sausage pizza slices at 7-Eleven for $1.09 each
1x pepperoni & mushrooms pizza slice at 2 Bros pizza for $2.00
1x crispy chicken & bacon premium McWrap for $2.18
2x AriZona Pina colada drinks for $0.50 each
1x small bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos for $1.09
2x ride MetroCard for $5.00
Postage for $2.40

Does this go here or in the Things Tritone Wouldn't Like thread?



BTW: this is not my hand. It's an image from Google.

They probably sell it only in Test Town, USA.

I gotta get a new computer in the next 6 or so months, before the Battlefield 4 comes out. Maybe 3x GeForce 690 cards in SLI?

1x pepperoni & sausage pizza slice at 7-Eleven for $1.09
1x pepperoni & mushrooms pizza slice at 2 Bros pizza for $2.00
2x hot dogs for $1.00 each
8x AriZona Pina colada drinks for $0.50 each
2x ride MetroCard for $5.00

Sold clothes at Wasteland for $75
Bought 3 dresses for $100:

Black silk Rebecca Taylor sundress
Grey cashmere Theory dress
Baby blue Marciano lace cap sleeves dress

$20 blowout with $5 off coupon at salon

$18 Garnier 28 SPF moisturizer. CVS

18k @ 14.35g = a touch over $600. apparently the price of gold has dropped and shopping for this thing was insaaaaaaaaaane! one shop was literally 4 indians deep at every counter.

wife's birthday. hopefully she'll be a happy girl..

^^^im not into jewelry unless it's the fun plastic kind at forever21 but that is really gorgeous.

Lori Lust shops at forever27.

^^^ quote of the day!!!!!!!! Omg

I bought a beehive and a few things to go with it. My bees arrive next week.

I've been converted to the wonders of local honey and it doesn't get more local than my own property.

My friend has an apiary in his backyard. Lemme know if you need his info.

Those poor guys are disappearing right and left, leaving their beehives empty. Must be Panzer.

2 pounds of strawberries for $1.00

$100 Zoom teeth whitening treatment on Groupon.

Heroine lip gloss. MAC. $20.

Box of wooden hangers. $5 at garage sale.

Enough alcohol to kill a moose. I hope I fucking die tonight.

You might not be alone in that hope.

Two motor mounts for 1988 Volvo 740 Turbo from Rock Auto. $60 w/shipping.

I gotta get a front rim for a Ford 9N. I also need to find out what the belt size is for a 48" Ford 930A finish mower. Any suggestions?

I even found the owner's manual for the mower on line, but couldn't find the belt length any where.

Thing is bogging down in not very tall grass. I'm going to sharpen the blades, but I think the belt is prolly slopped out too.