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#633842 - 03/02/16 08:08 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Stabilizer link for my minivan - $16.04 via Amazon Prime.
I had a $5 coupon for Advanced Auto Parts, but only one they had in stock was $55.99. I passed, knowing AutoZone had em for $32.99. Went out to my truck and brought up AutoZone's website to see which store had them in stock. Thought "Hey, lets see what Amazon has?" $14.99+tax. Left Indiana 9:50 Monday night, at my door by 10AM today.
Tried to order Ranger Rick magazine for my kid, but the cocksuckin website keeps asking me to verify my City, State and Zip Code, every time I click Submit. If I wind up getting 5 charges for the damn thing, my head is going to explode.
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#633884 - 03/04/16 08:57 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I bought some restored 70's porn dvds from Vinegar Syndrome. Not the point though. For 40 bucks more they shipped it in an old film container from way back when. The one I received had at one time "The Ecstasy Girls" from Leisure time entertainment. Pretty cool old porn antique. [?]
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#633888 - 03/04/16 05:08 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I recently replaced two of my tvs with 4k UHD tvs. I love the soap opera effect they produce if set right. Characters look like they are on a stage. Watching even a b/w film from the 30s is incredible.
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#633900 - 03/05/16 10:57 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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turn off motion smoothing/interpolation/acquo-motion/etc. If you google the TV model and soap-opera effect, you should be able to find the label your TV uses.
I watched the movie Lincoln on a TV that was SOE'ing like crazy. It looked like a school play viewed through binoculars.
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#633908 - 03/05/16 07:44 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I had read a cnet article that said that a lot of people didn't like the effect. I love it. I have a 60 inch tv and a 50 inch one. Its like being at a play in the front row. I watched Bladerunner not long after getting the first one and was blown away. Downside is that porn is all TOO real. The girls acne and other blemishes are right in your face.
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#633979 - 03/07/16 06:44 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Polo from Banana republic
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#634008 - 03/08/16 10:03 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Cheap household cleaning supplies from Family Dollar. Meds at my pharmacy. 2 100 ct. boxes of CCI mini-mag .22lr shells. Bag of breath buster dog treats at Big Lots.
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#634119 - 03/10/16 06:18 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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These but in a greyish. they are discontinued and hard to find. http://www.eyewearbrands.com/designer%20...%20001%20black/
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#634259 - 03/15/16 06:46 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I can't seem to get a properly sized Mets Shamrock Shirt to save my life. I bought a 2X sized one a few years back and it's more like a Medium. This one is 3X and it's fucking blimpo sized. Hopefully it'll shrink when I wash it. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=56731&filename=MetsShirt.jpg)
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#634273 - 03/15/16 09:58 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Underwear from Frank & Oak
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#634294 - 03/16/16 02:46 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Really nice Christian Dior double breasted navy blazer from the 80's
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#634390 - 03/19/16 07:35 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#634398 - 03/19/16 09:17 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I can't seem to get a properly sized Mets Shamrock Shirt to save my life. I bought a 2X sized one a few years back and it's more like a Medium. This one is 3X and it's fucking blimpo sized. Hopefully it'll shrink when I wash it. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=56731&filename=MetsShirt.jpg) Fuckin Irish and their Mets. I blame Rusty Staub. Every pudgy ginger mick idolized him as a kid.
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#634485 - 03/21/16 09:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I have some jeans and hats that are all worn out and ripped up. I might put em on ebay and see if some rube will buy them.
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#634487 - 03/21/16 10:07 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
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Vonlderfu! White jeans with rips in them. All Saints outlet store plus 30% off coupon. $50 Yiddish/English dictionary. Used. $5
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#634488 - 03/21/16 10:45 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I have some jeans and hats that are all worn out and ripped up. I might put em on ebay and see if some rube will buy them. I DIY'd my own rips on a basic blue pair, but I didn't have white jeans at all and wanted them.
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#634503 - 03/21/16 07:06 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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New stereo/cd/bluetooth player for the van and added a subwoofer. About 600.
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#634506 - 03/21/16 10:02 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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I have some jeans and hats that are all worn out and ripped up. I might put em on ebay and see if some rube will buy them. I DIY'd my own rips on a basic blue pair, but I didn't have white jeans at all and wanted them. You are a broad, yer not a rube for buying clothes like that. Borderline gay men purchasing pre tattered clothing so they can look like they have done a hard day's work in their life are rubes.
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#634516 - 03/22/16 10:00 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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The hipsters around here have driven up thrift store prices because they will pay retail prices for used/"distressed" goods. The only bargains left in the thrift stores around here are on books.
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#634947 - 03/30/16 09:12 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Apparently I got drunk last night and decided I wanted to learn to play the harmonica because now I have one and an instruction book on the way from Amazon.
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#634952 - 03/30/16 09:55 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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LOL! My buddy got a $40-50 Mt. St. Helens whiskey bottle in the mail one time, not knowing where the fuck it came from. Drunk on ebay again.
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#634956 - 03/30/16 10:12 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I remember what happened now. I read an article about John Popper from Blues Traveler and I was like, what the heck, I wanna play the harmonica too.
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#634957 - 03/30/16 10:21 AM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
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Good thing the article wasn't about Jeffrey Dawmer.
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#634959 - 03/30/16 10:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Good thing the article wasn't about Jeffrey Dawmer. LOL!
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#634975 - 03/30/16 06:28 PM
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LOL! My buddy got a $40-50 Mt. St. Helens whiskey bottle in the mail one time, not knowing where the fuck it came from. Drunk on ebay again. One of these? ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=56808&filename=889575_l.jpg)
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#634989 - 03/30/16 08:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I think that is it.
I have WC Fields whiskey bottles as the Bank Dick and in a tux & top hat, original box on one of em, but I'm actually a WC Fields fan.
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#635015 - 03/31/16 12:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/11/13
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White jeans with rips in them. All Saints outlet store plus 30% off coupon. $50 Yiddish/English dictionary. Used. $5 Pics of back side in said white jeans?
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#635044 - 03/31/16 09:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Alternator: $137 + $50 core charge. Sucked. I spent Saturday afternoon changing a stabilizer link and idler pulley, then Tuesday night the alternator died. Guess that was why the check engine light was on. If not then it was for the radiator fan I enwurd rigged.
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#635050 - 03/31/16 11:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Every year I buy several boxes of disposable contact lenses, enough to last through the whole year. I'll take them out from time to time, clean them, toss them away and replace them when it feels right. Then when I get down to that last pair of lenses, I'll somehow get that pair to last another 6 months.
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#635311 - 04/05/16 09:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Grape vine and various flower seed packs. Blackberry on the way.
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#635506 - 04/08/16 06:09 AM
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#635509 - 04/08/16 08:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Vince Camuto Solare cologne. Citrus/melon and spice. Really nice smell.
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#635640 - 04/10/16 08:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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jeans from american eagle.
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#635700 - 04/12/16 09:55 AM
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Gag Factor Guru
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#636068 - 04/21/16 08:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Been buying bulbs, seeds and flower bed accessories the past couple weeks. One of my gal pals is a farm girl and she works some for me to straighten the house and out in the yard. She's got a green thumb and plants according to the Farmers Almanac. She reminds me of Faye Dunaway a lot.
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#636251 - 04/25/16 05:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Jeans. Really bright orange Adidas shirt.
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#636264 - 04/26/16 12:14 AM
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Demon Spawn
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I went to Gatsby's and bought a $10 lapdance. A very cute tomboy type with glitter eyeshadow. It was incredible because she bounced and rubbed butt on my crotch in such a way that it straightened my dick upright even though it began pointing downward. Very articulate ass cheeks. I was helpless but to push back, which she didn't appear to object to at all.
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#636269 - 04/26/16 12:36 AM
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Demon Spawn
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Also, I am completely bewitched by this young lady. I will be throwing more money her way to be sure. She had this certain way of smiling, predatory. A showcase of teeth. Bridget Fonda was in a Brit film years ago called 'Scandal' about that famous House of Commons prostitution scandal in the 60s, and in that film her character smiled exactly like this. John Hurt was in it, the Iceman's wife, and the black guy from Fine Young Cannibals. I'm not generally a fan of British movies, but I did jerk off over Fonda's mouth. Lovely.
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