(15:14:31) Heckle: hey dude
(15:14:41) Jeckle: hey fucker
(15:23:26) Jeckle: all i need now is to see an elephant trunk disappearing up Xxxxx's ass
(15:24:19) Heckle: lol
(15:24:23) Heckle: fishing for peanuts!
(15:24:36) Heckle: and finding nothing but huge globs of semen in his colon!
(15:24:50) Jeckle: yes
(15:24:58) Heckle: when the trunk came out, it would look like the elephant blew it's nose
(15:25:07) Heckle: it would be so covered in cum
(15:25:24) Jeckle: and the elephant gets mad and lifts him over his elephant head by his trunk up the butt and slings him into a tree
(15:25:39) Heckle: lol
(15:25:45) Heckle: xxxxxx would be rock hard
(15:25:56) Heckle: i bet he's touched his dog
(15:26:24) Jeckle: crying like a "baby wet me" doll with a hard on and gaping asshole
(15:26:33) Heckle: lol
(15:26:40) Heckle: you should copy and paste this
(15:26:45) Heckle: and put it online
(15:27:09) Jeckle: he puts peanut butter up his pooper and gets the dog to eat it out when mrsXxxxxxx takes the kids to daycare
(15:27:22) Heckle: i bet she cries while driving them
(15:27:32) Heckle: at the sham her marriage has become
(15:27:37) Jeckle: because she knows what happens to the peanut butter
(15:27:40) Jeckle: while she's away
(15:27:41) Heckle: lol
(15:27:43) Heckle: brb
(15:47:09) Jeckle: who talks to each other about an elephant
(15:47:17) Jeckle: shoving his trunk up Xxxxxxxs butt?
(15:47:51) Jeckle: making that mad elephant sound you hear on tarzan
(15:47:58) Jeckle: and throwing him around
(15:48:02) Heckle: lol
(15:48:13) Heckle: i bet he wears his wife's slips
(15:48:20) Jeckle: and heels
(15:48:27) Jeckle: she cries herself to sleep
(15:48:29) Heckle: there's no way he's never had lipstick
(15:48:37) Heckle: on his face at some time in his life
(15:48:43) Heckle: and not from a kiss
(15:48:53) Heckle: 40's are not the time to "experiment"
(15:48:55) Heckle: with anything
(15:49:01) Heckle: you're set in your self-delusional path by then
(15:49:03) Jeckle: she caught him when her bridge club had to move their meeting to Xxxxxxxs house
(15:49:10) Heckle: lol
(15:49:18) Heckle: and the dog was eating his asshole out
(15:49:28) Heckle: while he was screaming and holding
(15:49:30) Heckle: his legs apart
(15:49:35) Heckle: in her wedding dress
(15:49:49) Heckle: the one she thought she had lovingly-stored
(15:49:51) Jeckle: all six ladies dropped their purses
(15:49:58) Heckle: as a memory of their blessed union
(15:50:08) Heckle: now smeared in peanut-butter
(15:50:12) Heckle: and prostate-milk
(15:50:14) Jeckle: he hadn't shaved his legs above the knees
(15:50:16) Heckle: with dog-slobber
(15:50:17) Heckle: lol
(15:50:28) Heckle: oh man
(15:50:32) Heckle: i'm laughing too hard
(15:50:39) Jeckle: me too, i'm in trouble
(15:50:40) Heckle: i've gotta brb
(15:50:46) Heckle: this is not appropriate
(15:50:49) Heckle: for the workplace
(15:51:00) Jeckle: it's so damned xxxxxxolicious
15:56:52) Jeckle: Xxxxxxx got caught in a wig by the preacher and a lady from church