Dude never been married.

And there is a difference between beating a woman and trying to stop a drunk broad from fucking shit up. Bitch call the Po-lice, you are getting bracelets, and being held until the next day. Name goes in the paper and mug shot online. They never put a headline out, after the court date, that reads, "Hysterical Cunt Made Some Shit Up Because She Was Acting Like a Pissy 12 Year Old".