Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Alkaline heavy water cures cancer, so I would imagine that an alkaline heavy diet would be good for you. I hear that heavy oral doses of ejaculate cures menstrual cramps too. And Jew tears are a good cure for full blown AIDS, something aboutt he unique kosher salt they contain.


I've definitely had a few long-term relationships involving ejaculate and Jew tears.


isn't it true that jew tears cause cystic fibrosis yet cure mutliple sclerosis?. in the right doses of course...
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