I broke that finger playing football, or so we suspect. It was taped to the ring finger for a couple weeks instead of the team paying for something as frivolous as an X-ray. Ever since it's been a free-agent. It doesn't always point that way.

And that's not a pizza peel but maybe it would work as one. For some reason the chick bought me an "English Pub" set of furniture for the shop which consists of those wide-assed stools and a table. They have no proper back whereby a man could drink himself to sleep and lean back like a proper barstool.