Monks,

You claimed recently that the Cage was still relevant...yet only 1 new thread in the last month or so. Do you really care about "your" thread any more?

Or is it more likely that you are not the original Monkey? You were someone at JM who was given the userid and password and told to "go in and raise some Hell."

You've done a particularly piss-poor job at that. Whoever is controlling the new Monkey persona is a class-1 douchebag who is a far cry from the original Mike Sullivan who taunted Fayner back on LF 10 years ago.

Seriously, this joint should be moved into some "historic threads" section, where all of the shitty crap vomited up in here the last 3 years can be culled and moved to other places on the board.

And most importantly, Monkey, quit pretending to be a moderator. You never moderated anything in the Cage, you just kept retiring so someone else at JM or one of their friends could take some time to read and pretend to be the original Smelly Monkey.

I challenge you to respond to this post in 24 hours, with a link to what you consider to be your most famous contribution to XPT. Otherwise you will be considered an absentee landlord, or an outright fraud.

Tick tock, Monks.