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#551582 - 04/25/12 08:49 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Haha, he won't respond to this and why should he? You laid down an ultimatum for him. Who are you to do so?
Me, personally, I think you overplayed your hand. You're clearly someone's alt. It might have carried more weight if you'd posted as that original poster.
And Lou or H2C or SteveC, please verify pretty quick-like in here that I am not Ron Mexico having a conversations with myself al a Brandon.
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#551587 - 04/25/12 10:40 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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#551588 - 04/25/12 10:56 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I am Tiger Woods.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#551606 - 04/26/12 04:52 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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And Lou or H2C or SteveC, please verify pretty quick-like in here that I am not Ron Mexico having a conversations with myself al a Brandon.
^verified one of a kind. and also not ron.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#551622 - 04/26/12 09:32 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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#551647 - 04/26/12 02:31 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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You smell and look like a monkey. That doesn't make you Smelly Monkey.
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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#551656 - 04/26/12 04:56 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#551663 - 04/26/12 05:59 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i am uncircumsized and i think ron is either el glorioso or guapo.
"I challenge you to respond to this post in 24 hours, with a link to what you consider to be your most famous contribution to XPT. Otherwise you will be considered an absentee landlord, or an outright fraud."
this reminds me of what pacino said in the devils advocate and i think thats where you lifted it from.its almost like monkey is your god who has forsaken you.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#551668 - 04/26/12 06:49 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' surfer... th^ts the best quote from al in that flick. i'm pretty sure you're thinkin bill and ted frank. not quite...
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#551669 - 04/26/12 07:24 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Whattaya sayin Lou? Rogan is Smelly Monkey?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#551701 - 04/26/12 09:12 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Bornyo]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
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Haha, he won't respond to this and why should he? You laid down an ultimatum for him. Who are you to do so? I've been around for plenty of time. Maybe I didn't lob the 1000s of post that some have, but that's just jibber jabber. Of course, all SM had to do was post a link to the Marc Wallice thread ( http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=16351&page=1), and I would have walked away with my tail between my legs. SM is the one who tried to challenge the assertion that the Cage is dead and has been for a long time. This palce used to be awesome. People with some talent put some damned good stuff in here. k1ng and Arab's Nazi girls thread, Burglar's rants above everyone being the result of a creampie, Phlog's final meltdown...heck smartt's uber meltdown. Mopes coming in to say something, only to get their ass handed to them by some whore like Veronica Jett. The "analysis" of Luke Ford's event photos. Too many things to remember. But those days have been gone for years. And for anyone to claim this thread is still relevant is deluding themselves. I'm not pretending to be the answer to this board. It's clearly lost its edge, well, except for the blatant racism that I admit to taking part in : : Someone needs to take the reins and be more active on this board. The current SM user is clearly not the one who wrote the Marc Wallice thread, or baited Fayner, or baited Cindy Crawford, or who stirred the post and got other people to post. I suppose its because most porn people have turned a blind eye to XPT, mostly our own fault, so it's become a club of a few dozen posters. Which is fine, except it doesn't generate much outside interest. I have no beef with you, Bornyo. It was a half decade late they asked you to be a moderator. You're the one guy who stuck it out for years, while others came and flared out. I'm just saying I think the Monkey userid has been as responsible for the decline of XPT as he was for its popularity. After all, I spent time in the pokey for dog fightin', who the Hell am I?
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#551707 - 04/26/12 10:22 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Because she hates the blaeks too.
Extremely lucid post Ron. None of the abject bitter that is your norm. Bravo.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#551727 - 04/27/12 05:46 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I will prove it by throwing feces at you. That just makes you Ryan Knox.
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#551732 - 04/27/12 08:04 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: gia jordan]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Omg Brandon, what is your obsession with posting pics of yourself with famous people? Are you hoping for relevance by proxy? I met Joe Rogan when I held a press conference to announce my MMA career. I have zero losses on my record. Please take note of this.
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#551733 - 04/27/12 08:19 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Is that what you advertise to the cow boys out in Canuckistan, Maul My Ass?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#551737 - 04/27/12 12:44 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i guess its hard to lose any mma matches when youve never been in any huh brandon? link to veronica jett talking shit to mopes?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#551765 - 04/27/12 07:38 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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that's not entirely true. when brandon mentions mma he knows all about being tapped out.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#551803 - 04/28/12 10:57 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I am the Egg Man.
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#551833 - 04/28/12 05:40 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Umm the Walrus suits you better !
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#551840 - 04/28/12 06:54 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Either way, koo koo katchu
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#551954 - 04/29/12 07:18 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: John Floofin]
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J.B.
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You are a useless whiny faggot. Shut up. Just. Shut. Up. @bornyo, you've been throwing the word "ultimatum" lately like its, well, an ultimatum. Get over yourself. I happen to know whose alt ron is and I happen to like the both of youse, even when you're mad at me, which, for some reason you both seem to be. Get over it. The both of youse. All that being said, I approve of this thread. I can't endorse it enough. Lick my hairy Irish nuts monkey.
Edited by J.B. (04/29/12 07:26 PM)
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#551955 - 04/29/12 07:19 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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J.B.
Unregistered
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Btw the same people will confirm that I'm not ron either.
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#551984 - 04/30/12 12:39 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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#551997 - 04/30/12 03:41 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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J.B.
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I'll bet any money he's been sitting on that pic for weeks, masturbating feverishly at how clever he is.
Ok, Nate, you had your look at ne moment and now you've shot your wad. Happy?
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#552001 - 04/30/12 06:01 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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J.B.
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Fragile li'l fuck, ain't he?
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#552004 - 04/30/12 09:58 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Wow, you're the first poster I've ever seen post while being banned. And I liked the fail fail fail sig you had earlier too. It was a visual warning about who they were dealing with before they even had to interact with you.
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#552008 - 04/30/12 10:40 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Did I miss something? Was Nate relevant for a minute?
Edited by Barry the Pirate (04/30/12 10:40 AM)
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#552018 - 04/30/12 01:34 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: have2cit]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Wow, you're the first poster I've ever seen post while being banned. And I liked the fail fail fail sig you had earlier too. It was a visual warning about who they were dealing with before they even had to interact with you. he's working the martyr angle again isn't he?. darth did it so much better. you guys remember darth, yes?. quality hate-bot that one.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#552023 - 04/30/12 03:11 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I challenge you to respond to this post in 24 hours, with a link to what you consider to be your most famous contribution to XPT. Otherwise you will be considered an absentee landlord, or an outright fraud Usually when one sets an ultimatum, the threat of not following through is worse then to not. This is like a reverse ultimatum, in that im rooting for what he is offering if I don't do what he asks. 1) If I post what he wants, I gain the respect of some random fella on a spank board ORRRRRRRR 2) I don't To some extent, but the difference is I don't confuse children for angels. I've been around for plenty of time. Maybe I didn't lob the 1000s of post that some have, but that's just jibber jabber. So you admit that you are basically a lurker, yet question my contributions to the board? As when you post its just "jibber jabber" while the expectations of my posts are much higher because well , im me and you are you. I'm not pretending to be the answer to this board. Don't sell yourself short, you will lurk the board back to its glory days Someone needs to take the reins and be more active on this board. <mirror> Btw the same people will confirm that I'm not ron either. Was there much demand from the people to clarify this to begin with?
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#552026 - 04/30/12 05:12 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Any chance Monkey is both Nate and Ron, and just needs some attention for himself?
And if we gonna talk about mods that aint been around, who is with me wishing Monkey and Dino could switch places?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#552040 - 04/30/12 08:18 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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No one thinks you are Smelly Monkey.
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#552043 - 04/30/12 08:59 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Any chance Monkey is both Nate and Ron, better question... Any chance everyone just lined up to get sniped like they've always done?.
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#552055 - 05/01/12 07:22 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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No one thinks you are Smelly Monkey. Just smelly !
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#552059 - 05/01/12 09:51 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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I will give $1,000,000 to anyone who can prove that I am not Smelly Monkey. I will give $2,000,000 to anyone who can prove I have $1,000,000. what if i do both?can i start choosing which whores you film so you can earn that money and then send it to me?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#552071 - 05/01/12 02:44 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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So you scummed Knox's account and Monkey's? I'm surprised you don't scum Electro's, so you can cop some dick picks, you fruity fuck. Please tell me you aren't Mexico, just arguing with your self again.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#552110 - 05/01/12 06:41 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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That is because your parents did the right thing and had all your potential siblings Roto Rootered prior to reaching daylight.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#552299 - 05/03/12 06:51 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Attachments
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#552392 - 05/04/12 09:51 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Straight For Pay
Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 901
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
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I may be a monkey but I'm not a monkey's uncle. But you are a Donkey's best friend.
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#552962 - 05/09/12 11:36 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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#552972 - 05/10/12 05:34 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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hi jm!
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Cassie_Florida Offline ADT regular
Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 1 Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#553271 - 05/14/12 07:28 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I like it when people bump shit that I posted in and forgot about. Much of the time I read my own comments and and wonder "What was I thinking" and/or "What the fuck is wrong with me?"
You and Monkey should form a lil group called Bull Tits, because you are both absolutely useless as mods. I have no clue the last time you used "Mod Powers" for anything. Monkey, probably the last time he didn't anything was banning Coke. Wait a minute....lemme put that one through my Insanely Convoluted Conspiracy Generator.......Yep, there it is.
If Coke wasn't soooo butt hurt by Monkey banning him, Coke probably wouldn't have forged an alliance w/ the Donkey and PWL wouldn't have been the Devil it was. Everbody knows Donkey is just a tool and Coke was the strategist. So it seems this Monkey pud was responsible for PWL's rapid expansion. Coco Loco, we need 45 minutes of excruciating monotone on this STAT.
P.S. I aint scared of no Monkey. Dude is Willie Mays in a Mets uniform at this point. Fuck, your Canadian, I gotta use a reference you'd understand. Guy Lafleur in a Nordique uniform?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#553569 - 05/16/12 08:22 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
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Like the Nobel Prize, my Mod powers were granted to me due to my extraordinary achievement in the industry. I don't have to do anything ever again. I've made it. 1000% bull shit. You got your mod status, and for that matter being unbanned, when you signed your distribution deal with JM. Obviously Mike was feeling rather generous that day, since you had been banned from the site for almost 5 years. We all know your lies, Brendan. Your little half-witticisms don't play here. Neither does your alleged community college degree. Go find a place in the middle of Great Slave Lake, attach a railroad tie to your leg, and jump off the boat. No one in Canada cares about you, no one in America cares about you. You are a failed pornographer who would be better wiped off the face of the earth. Fucking piece of shit.
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#553600 - 05/17/12 06:37 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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So you scummed Knox's account and Monkey's? I'm surprised you don't scum Electro's, so you can cop some dick picks, you fruity fuck. Please tell me you aren't Mexico, just arguing with your self again. Nothing funny or creative here, just angry nothingness.
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#553602 - 05/17/12 07:30 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I know, Sparky. With my posts usually being of such a stellar quality, you have come to expect it. Every once in a while a turd slips through though. Babe Ruth didn't hit a home run every time up. John Elway didn't complete every pass. No one bats 1.000. Shit, you haven't been over the Mendoza line since what, '05?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#553607 - 05/17/12 09:11 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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as usual I have no idea what the fuck you assholes are talking about..
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Cassie_Florida Offline ADT regular
Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 1 Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#553639 - 05/17/12 01:14 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: RyanKnox]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Jerk you've never hit a home run. Physically, metaphorically or literarally. Literally. He was talking about doing it figuratively. Idiot. And literally and physically hitting a home run are the same thing.
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#553640 - 05/17/12 01:52 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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What do you know...another knoxfail.
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#553643 - 05/17/12 03:10 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5211
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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^^ redundant, at this point^^
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#553690 - 05/17/12 09:18 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: RyanKnox]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Jerk you've never hit a home run. Physically, metaphorically or literarally. Literally. Quite possibly not, but I'll keep taking my doubles off the wall, compared to you getting thrown out on dribbling bunts.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#554636 - 05/26/12 09:08 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Was "Darth" ever outed/identified?
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#554645 - 05/26/12 11:48 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Please don't tell me he's Dr. Sniffles and Bree Olsen's Chair Leg. You ruined Larry for me, let me have them.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#554655 - 05/26/12 12:38 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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Not to be confused with Darrah... Wonder what happened to her...
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------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#554668 - 05/26/12 01:22 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Vanished after the Weinergate fiasco. Sources tell me she has popped up on twitter, under other names. Other sources said that she was with child. Her greatest asset was consistency. She was consistently 3-4 days late on a story, and she was consistently off her meds. I'd still love to see what she looks like.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#554697 - 05/26/12 04:23 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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We never did find out. She disappeared along with electrostatic, who definitely seemed to be on some meds or other substance stronger than caffeine.
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------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#554720 - 05/26/12 09:46 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Jerkules]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
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Please don't tell me he's Dr. Sniffles and Bree Olsen's Chair Leg. You ruined Larry for me, let me have them. No. To my knowledge, the cat and the chair are different people, with similar predilections. Monkey's alts are lame, at least Bree's Chair leg is somewhat humorous. Even Mike Sullivan as Monkey was never comfortable in live chat settings. He only tried one whore chat sessions, which lasted for several hours, and could barely muster two questions. Which leads me to believe the Monkey ID had gone from employees at JM. Obviously JeffMike is no longer running the company, he's no longer the custodian of record on anything that JM claims is original (hint: many JM titles came from Legend..."The Violation Of..." Monkey is just a knowledge challenged poster who has no idea about the userid and what it represented. I wonder if lame or cool guy would dare to post a poll in here,
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#563009 - 08/13/12 11:29 AM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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ADT regular
Registered: 08/01/12
Posts: 13
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I will give $1,000,000 to anyone who can prove that I am not Smelly Monkey. I will give $2,000,000 to anyone who can prove I have $1,000,000. I John Garfield know You aren't SM, can't prove it unfortunatly without a MOD giving Me access to My old screen names(which I forgot the password, or even the fucking email they were attached to)
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#563017 - 08/13/12 12:17 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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They can only help if you have a thread you don't want moved. It won't be helping you tho.
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#563020 - 08/13/12 01:41 PM
Re: Dear "Smelly Monkey"
[Re: Ron Mexico]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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id have a million dollars, if someone would just give me a million dollars.if is a pretty big thing.
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