I always thought the Italians missed the boat, not linking their organized crime to their religion, like the jews do. If you want to run a kosher grocery store, you have to have a rabbi certify it as kosher, which requires a hand out. Then a rabbi from another congregation will show up and say, "How are you selling kosher food, this isn't kosher?" But I have the certificate from Jewy Jewstien right there. "Who is he? He doesn't tell my congregation what is kosher and what isn't." And you gotta fork over $$ to this guy, or else he'll tell everyone in his congregation not to shop in your store.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral