My friend was working on a college campus, and his crew was given a firm directive that if they stare at a chick longer than 7 seconds, they could be written up for sexual harassment.

And I'll vote in favor of Gia putting that thread together. I'm always up for some laughs.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral