Whores are silly. A long, long time ago, I bought a table dance from this Russian stripper who decided after the dance that because she was so hot, she could overcharge me. There was a big sign on the wall stating that dances were $20, but she claimed after the dance that she was charging me $40 because of her exceptional hotness.

I only had a $50 and I told her very clearly that she'd be giving me $30 change and I would then hand her the $50. We did the exchange and as I was stuffing my money into my pocket, she punched me in the fucking lip. I donked her on top the the head which give her the jiggly legs and she immediately sat straight down. Security went nuts, the cops were called, the whore was an illegal immigrant and split the scene. I gave my statement to the police who could clearly see I had a bloody lip and, in the end, I wound up with vouchers for free table dances from the managers. Lol.

The whore, btw, looked exactly like Nikita Denise. I've even tried looking up her bio to see if she ever danced in Alaska in the 90's.