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#550672 - 04/15/12 10:01 PM XRCO Pictures
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Not a monkey style, some questions here for people who are more familiar with the current day porn and its "stars".



She looks familiar, I think she is supposed to be a "biggish" star, little help? Look past the crackacne. Cute in a poor womans jordana brewster way.




I know the guy on the right is Mark Davis' grandfather, but please don't tell me the one on the left is Lana Sands?!?!?!



Dylan Ryder isn't a Milf, but more like a mum that I like the idea of fucking cause she looks really good with her clothes on, but naked and sexually she is below par, but she looks good here, full credit.




Jesus fucking Christ, trying to make the Saw Chic look work, to mixed results.
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#550674 - 04/15/12 10:14 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Shouldn't Bridgette B be one of the biggest stars based on her looks and what she is willing to do on camera, yet she isn't. It's weird, like id do almost anything to fuck her but have no desire to jerk off to her.




I want to call her Porn's yoko ono based on her looks, but by putting it out there it might make Jeremy Steele think its because I view him as porn's John Lennon. SOOOOOOO, I want to make it clear that ISN'T the case, and its being said strictly on the fact she is hideously ugly.





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Stormy with her new submissive Boyfriend/Husband who happens to be the base player of <insert name> of Florida Rock band that has 40,000-45,000 album sales combined since the group's formation in 2004. (description of what he is about is far more relevant then his actual name)
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#550758 - 04/16/12 04:39 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Bridgette B is fucking awesome !
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#550766 - 04/16/12 05:42 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Is that tattooed abortion Janine? Fuck. What a mess.
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#550867 - 04/17/12 10:57 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Bridgette B. got another fucked up set of tits and is a bit on the meaty side. Nice cunt though. Janine held up pretty well for her age until a few years ago. That is worn out, man.

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#550886 - 04/18/12 08:06 AM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
frankie fatale Offline
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i say bridgette bs tits look as nice as ever.viva espana.
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#550888 - 04/18/12 08:10 AM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Bridgette B. got another fucked up set of tits and is a bit on the meaty side. Nice cunt though. Janine held up pretty well for her age until a few years ago. That is worn out, man.


Whenever anyone says something like this, I like to have a mental image of what I think that person looks like and then picture what a giant thanksgiving family get together must be like, with everyone at the table completely unaware that the person in question sitting at the table grades certain women one how their "cunts" look. It makes me happy.
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#550902 - 04/18/12 09:56 AM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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Judging a woman based solely on her cunt is deplorable. Their fart box should be given proper consideration.
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#550904 - 04/18/12 10:10 AM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Steezo Offline
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What if her cunt is in her armpit? Like this chick I found while clicking links in the fitness model thread:



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#550905 - 04/18/12 10:18 AM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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Arm pit is a fetish I'm not into, like feet and adult babies.
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#550906 - 04/18/12 10:25 AM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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You two should really have some more compassion.

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#550907 - 04/18/12 10:40 AM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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Yeah, compassionate, tasteful comments are what fuels this board. I should probably change my ways and just post pics of rainbows and kittens.
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#550908 - 04/18/12 10:42 AM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
compassionate, tasteful comments are what fuels this board. I should probably change my ways and just post pics of rainbows


I can do that. In compassionate memory of lil' Trayvon, the fallen angel, here is someone tasting the rainbow:



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#550909 - 04/18/12 10:59 AM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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My idea of taste the rainbow was to eat the snatch of a woman of every color. I am stymied on red though, not many Hindu or Native American hookers in these parts.
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#550920 - 04/18/12 01:20 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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maybe try a red stater or a red neck? A ginger?
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#550922 - 04/18/12 01:32 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Wow I'm out of the loop. I'm so used to chicks being called whores and cunts around here that I read 'nice cunt though' as Bridgette B's a nice person.

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#550928 - 04/18/12 02:02 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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No, no, no. It is all about her gear, ex faux-York ex whore.

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#550954 - 04/18/12 07:41 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: faceblaster]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
maybe try a red stater or a red neck? A ginger?


Kindgirls theme this week seems to be Gingers.

[img:center]http://www.kindgirls.com/photo/metart/mia_sollis_67831/5848/16/16/[/img] [email:http://www.kindgirls.com/photo/metart/mia_sollis_67831/5848/16/16/]http://www.kindgirls.com/photo/metart/mia_sollis_67831/5848/16/16/[/email]

this chick qualifies, and then some.


Edited by Bornyo (04/18/12 07:43 PM)

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#550958 - 04/18/12 08:05 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Ron Mexico Offline
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Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Not a monkey style...
NO kidding. You're not the original monkey. So quit pretending. You suck worse than the original monkey and his dozen or so "retirements," worse than most porno whores.

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#550961 - 04/18/12 08:22 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Nah, red hair won't be that hard, plenty of alkie Irish broads floating around. That would be more about timing. I'm going by skin color, and a bim with sunburn don't count.
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#550997 - 04/19/12 04:02 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Richard Hungwell Offline
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I think its time to start the Death Clock on Janine...

She's not quite there yet but definitely with in five years she will be dead and buried.. smile

Dumb Bitch...!
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#551580 - 04/25/12 08:32 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Ron Mexico Offline
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Registered: 10/27/05
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Loc: Philly. PA
This is the lamest "Smelly Monkey Picture" treatment ever.

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#553608 - 05/17/12 09:16 AM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
mallocup Offline
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Registered: 05/31/04
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I think all you bitching mother fuckers need a hug..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#553692 - 05/17/12 09:22 PM Re: XRCO Pictures [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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I forget if I said this before or not, but Hungwell always sports a good avatar. I can't tell if Mallocup's is hypnotizing or disturbing, so I try to only view it in glances.
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