It's a car wreck to me. I can't look away, though I'm repulsed no end.

What's sadder is the fact the negro has a ton more talent than the Oscar winner.

I got Fartz and Barry w/ a split, some one care to break the tie?

Adrien Brody is an A-List actor like Shia Labeouf is an action hero. I'm upset Jonah Hill got fat again, because it messes up a chance to test my theory that he'd wind up being the go-to Jew in action movies to replace Shia Labeouf now that Labeouf's alcoholism is causing him to crash & burn.

Hill's head was too big to be on a thinner body. The only disproportionate features that play well on camera are tits.

That's when the playing field is level. No one can objectively look at Adrien Brody's oversized jew-snout and claim he ever belongs playing a romantic lead.

They do their damnedest though to try to make him into a sex symbol.

he was a bit of a joke in the last predators movie too so scratch actions movies off the list. just a horrible eastwood impersonation wasn't it?.

I had a friend who believed the Hollywood Hebrews latch onto various people for reasons that defy logic and keep them employed regardless of how many times they fail. His exhibits A & B were Billy Crystal and Wanda Sykes. I believe Whitney Cummings is under that aegis. Maybe Adrien Brody is too. In his theory, they don't have to be members of the tribe, but it helps.

Well Jerk, according to Whoopi Goldberg, it wasn't rape-rape so will you simply let it go.

Is there an established over/under for her age? I know she's supposed to be 29 or so, but she looks 40-45 to me.

I guess she is using the old Jack Benny schtick of being 39. See she can't even be original.

That Whitney bitch too scrawny. I'm not into fatties, but gaddamit, when I'm fucking, I wanna be slapping into meat, not pelvis. I'd rather spend a half hour watching her try to puke up Thanksgiving dinner, quietly, in her aunt's bathroom, than be subjected to her lousy show.

To me, she looks like a ho that'd have deathly cold skin. Like druggy bitches with clammy fucked-up cold skin. Gia???

Hill's fat again? Fuck. That was fast. Honestly, I thought he looked terrible "skinny". You know how with some fatties you can see the non fatty inside? He wasn't that way. He's a big guy and that's just the way he is.

Jonah Hill seems like a decent, likeable guy with a good sense of humor and enough of a brain to write. Fat or skinny he'll do well.

Adrien Brody had the reputation of being an arrogant self centered asshole BEFORE he got famous. After the Oscar nomination he spiraled out of control. By the time he was on TV making his acceptance speech, there weren't too many people left in Hollywood who wanted to work with him.

Sorry, I skipped over the all the Republican talking points (a.k.a. blacks & jews comments) so if this point was already made I missed it.

All they have to do with Jonah Hill is put him in a movie that I would be willing to take a couple hours out of my day to watch. This has yet to happen.

Super Bad was good. MoneyBall, not so much.

He fattened up so fast, he went out trying to wear one of his skinny suits and the pant leg ripped.

I see, Doctor Internet. But the real question going forward is, how will this affect women's healthcare?

Jonah Hill's a condescending asshole. He thinks he is cooler than everyone else and has a fat guy chip on his shoulder. You should check his interviews after his Oscar nom and the ones about 21 Jump Street. He's just a cocky little shitbag.
Whitney Cummings is just not funny. End of story.

I really don't see how one thing connects to another. Enlighten me?

^^^ Just thought I'd throw out a liberal talking point to try to keep things fair & balanced.

ive never got that he was an asshole from interviews.comes off more nervous and fat than anything.i think he actually fattened up because it was killing his career being a twink.that show allen gregory was actually pretty funny but i guess it got canned.long live bobs burgers!

id much rather fuck chelsea myself.she has some nice tits.this week or maybe last week they showed a pic of her with one of her tits all the way out of her bikini.someone find that pic for me if you can.

I like Jonah Hill. Never saw Moneyball, but if he's in it and it looks funny, I'm there.

EY, I'm not calling you out here, but I think the talking points are more the dynamic of this group...xpt talking points...not Republican or Democrat. But if intellectual laziness is your game....and I know it's not...have fun with it. Like I said, tho, I know it's not.

We're pretty off track tho. Where is Mom and Mammy on the Sledge Hammer thing?

No mom, but mammy's in full swing.

Crazy black lady sez:

Sledge Hammer - a black male pornstar allegedly murdered by the police trying to get to the hospital for an anxiety attack
Monica Foster commentary: I reported just a few days ago that to Los Angeles porn industry professionals, an established, well seasoned pornstar now is worth more DEAD than ALIVE. There are too many details of this report that don't add up in my opinion.

Sledge Hammer has been featured in over 800 titles according to IAFD. Each of those titles will see a huge boost in sales as of today, and the websites he is featured on will have an increased number of membership signups which results in a nice financial payday for the Los Angeles porn valley.

Back in 2010 another black male pornstar named Steve Driver (who played Barak Obama in a pornographic movie) was tasered in a police stand off after he allegedly murdered an acquantance. The tasering resulted in him going over a cliff of which he died upon impact. A tv special in regards to Steve Driver is set to be released which of course will draw revenue to the Los Angeles porn valley.

It seems to me if Los Angeles porn professionals can't drive you to kill yourself, other events unlikely events may just occur to take out a target...

What a retard.

I like how she refers to her insane ramblings by saying "I reported..." She is a true journalist.

Money Ball isn't funny, unless you enjoy laughing at the pain of the Oakland A's fans. It is about a failed theory on how to put a baseball team together.

I haven't seen Moneyball yet. But I think the theory works more like this: How to put together a slightly better-than-average team without breaking the bank. They won't win it all, but they'll be good enough to keep the fans coming out to the ballpark.

I don't know. I think they won some games, because they had those three young pitchers (Hudson, Mulder, Zito) and good pitching usually beats good hitting. Then you get to the playoffs, and the pitchers get pressure on them, and you go against teams that can do both, you fail. None of those pitchers lasted either.

I fucking hate advanced stats though. On-base is important for lead off guys, not the middle of the order. Giambi and Tiexiera annoy the shit outta me with all the walks. Yeah, I am glad they didn't make an out, but shit, put the damn thing in play. Tex is batting under .200 again. WE ( cqd ) won a World Series with the guy, but I see the last 3+ years of his contract being bad, and Montero being good on the Mariners. Not as bad as the last 3 years of A-Roid is going to be though.

Jonah Hill is the poor man's Chris Penn. Full Stop. You heard it here first.


EDIT: Looks like I've got Dr. Davis' disease, 'cause I wrote thet without reading the rest of the thread and missed this gem from faceblaster:

Jerk: I don't know. I think they won some games, because they had those three young pitchers (Hudson, Mulder, Zito) and good pitching usually beats good hitting. Then you get to the playoffs, and the pitchers get pressure on them, and you go against teams that can do both, you fail. None of those pitchers lasted either.

In case anyone doubts this simply refer to the Atlanta Braves for the past 10 to 15 yrs.

The Braves had some star position players too though. Those Money Ball A's were after Giambi left, and I think all they had was Tejada and the 3rd baseman that was always hurt.

Some of y'all think BDM is a bit addled or long in the tooth. If that's you I invite you to read the above, and re-read it, until it sinks in.

I gotta quit playing the old card. There are people on here older than me and certainly more addled ! :-)

I think we, along with the world, can agree Whitney Cummings is just terrible.

Desi reported on Sledge. Just straight dirt, no opinions. She probably read this thread and started thinking before she wrote.

Can someone please provide a link/links to Pimp-Mother's preferred channel of communicating with her audience? Thanks.

That's Funny. Never in a million years.