I had a friend who believed the Hollywood Hebrews latch onto various people for reasons that defy logic and keep them employed regardless of how many times they fail. His exhibits A & B were Billy Crystal and Wanda Sykes. I believe Whitney Cummings is under that aegis. Maybe Adrien Brody is too. In his theory, they don't have to be members of the tribe, but it helps.

Well Jerk, according to Whoopi Goldberg, it wasn't rape-rape so will you simply let it go.