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#550324 - 04/13/12 12:28 PM Sledge Hammer R.I.P.?
gia jordan Offline
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Just heard that male performer/Katja Kassin's ex husband Sledge Hammer was excessively tased by police and died. Is this true?

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#550327 - 04/13/12 12:35 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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#550347 - 04/13/12 02:06 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Katja Hammer? If true, prices of privates will be going up.
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#550355 - 04/13/12 03:26 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Cocaine runnin around the Brain..! cool

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#550356 - 04/13/12 03:34 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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“We believe there was excessive force used and investigators and attorneys will be called to get to the bottom of what happened to Marland Anderson,” Curtis said. "Stoney Curtis will see to it that he does not die in vain."

We? Who the fuck is Stoney Curtis?
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#550358 - 04/13/12 03:50 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Stoney Curtis - mediocre director of smut.
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#550359 - 04/13/12 04:13 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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The story is up on LukeisBack, but nothing to confirm reality
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#550360 - 04/13/12 04:16 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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RIP, Sledge.

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#550362 - 04/13/12 05:07 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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I think Stoney just produces these days. I haven't seen his name in directorial credits since that Hot Bods and Tailpipe bullshit. I think Brandon was in a couple of those. Driving goofy muscle cars with his goofy mug. Sledge Hammer kinda had that likable George Foreman "puddin' time kids" look about him. I always hated him as a performer.


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#550363 - 04/13/12 05:08 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
J.B.
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Well, Brandon is an expert on goofy cars.

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#550367 - 04/13/12 05:21 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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All joking aside, I first met Sledge on Stoney's set for Hot Bods and Tail Pipes #2 (1997). He was really cool to know. He didn't deserve to wind up the triple x Treyvon.


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#550368 - 04/13/12 05:37 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
J.B.
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I actually agree, which is why I tossed out the joke before anyone else could. Some threads simply don't deserve to devolve into an argument about your shortcomings.

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#550370 - 04/13/12 05:46 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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I agree. I worked with Sledge several times and he was always very positive and fun to be around. That is pretty rare in mopedom. Sweetheart of a guy, he will be missed.
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#550371 - 04/13/12 06:04 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: freestylah]
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Originally Posted By: freestylah
We? Who the fuck is Stoney Curtis?
The "Stoney Curtis" is the classic move of any douchebag director who "auditions" a new whore, but never puts any film in the camera.

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#550373 - 04/13/12 06:24 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
Jerkules Offline
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How bout someone post a pick of the dude. Preferably not a cock shot.
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#550376 - 04/13/12 06:33 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
I think Stoney just produces these days. I haven't seen his name in directorial credits since that Hot Bods and Tailpipe bullshit. I think Brandon was in a couple of those. Driving goofy muscle cars with his goofy mug. Sledge Hammer kinda had that likable George Foreman "puddin' time kids" look about him. I always hated him as a performer.
i think he actually directs for lethal hardcore.hes on the back of most of their milf with teen 3 some titles.im gonna get around to ordering some of the better ones.
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#550377 - 04/13/12 06:36 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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i stand corrected but him holding the camera is confusing.
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#550382 - 04/13/12 08:23 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Stoney Curtis was the Tony Curtis character on the Flintstones.

I doubt weed made the depression worse, especially if he didn't have depression, but schizophrenia. But anti- depressants will fuck over a schizo quick as shit. I've seen it in action within the last couple of months and it's really nasty. The closest thing I can compare it to is tweaking...but way worse.

Bad deal all around.
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#550385 - 04/13/12 08:33 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
Jerkules Offline
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Depression, anxiety and paranoia all lead me to believe coke was the culprit not weed, and it would magniry any underlying mental problems exponentially. Of the three, only thing weed ever gave me was paranoia, and that was only when I didn't smoke much and went out in public, like the mall.
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#550390 - 04/13/12 08:44 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Anybody else here been tasered? It is extraordinarily unpleasant. And I went to have my heart checked up a week or so afterward because I thought I was having palpitations.
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#550391 - 04/13/12 08:46 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
Jerkules Offline
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Come on bro, give us what you remember from the story, and what the police report said.

Oh, and after seeing the guys picture, I'd guess steroids or withdrawals from steroids mighta had something to do with his mental state. Poor bastid.


Edited by Jerkules (04/13/12 08:55 PM)
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#550393 - 04/13/12 08:53 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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I know they threw the book at me, but the only thing that stuck was resisting arrest. Also, they REALLY do not like it when you pull out the taser wires. I don't think I was supposed to be able to do that, but it happened.
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#550396 - 04/13/12 08:57 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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That is the type of stuff you hear about on COPS when someone is looped up on PCP.
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#550399 - 04/13/12 09:00 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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It was just a big, huge mess. I can tell you from the audio recording of the event that when they hit you with the close-up taser (the one they press against you that clicks), you will let out horrible squealing sounds that you won't remember later on.
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#550407 - 04/13/12 09:27 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
Jerkules Offline
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I been dropped to my knees by an electric fence, I couldn't imaging a prolonged jolt.
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#550427 - 04/14/12 02:47 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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#550429 - 04/14/12 03:07 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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From the sounds of it he had schizophrenia and was reacting badly to anti-depressants as Barry already guessed.

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#550433 - 04/14/12 04:20 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Claude Goddard]
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What's kinda telling is that his pw gf keeps insisting in her posts on lukeisback that no drugs were involved and that cops just killed the Negro for lulz.
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#550436 - 04/14/12 06:00 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Anybody else here been tasered? It is extraordinarily unpleasant. And I went to have my heart checked up a week or so afterward because I thought I was having palpitations.


You haven't been in Nashville in the last week have you?
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#550440 - 04/14/12 06:34 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Where's Monica Foster to tell us the dangers and obvious short-sightedness of pairing whores with schizophrenic mopes? The guy must have been on quite a strong anti-depressant to just go balls up like that. I got ten bucks that says the toxicology report will show us how much Mr. Hammer enjoyed doing his Keith Richard's impression. Fuck you guys. I'm going over to ADT to soak in the lulz that are most probably going down.

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#550442 - 04/14/12 06:50 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert


Now THAT is a motherfucking crime spree. Robbing people & places, burning businesses to the ground, shitting on a lawyer's desk and rubbing shit on their law degrees, breaking down crying while ganking shit.... I'd really like to hear what kind of day this dude was having BEFORE he decided to do all of this shit. Like what made him snap?
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#550452 - 04/14/12 10:18 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Excessive weed smoking would be rough on a schizophrenic due to the paranoia it can cause. I have a cuz with it and bipolar as well.
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#550453 - 04/14/12 10:23 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Was this guy coloured? It's so hard to tell anymore.

It's a shitty deal, but the cops don't know any background on the guy when they get involved. The dude looks like a monster and if he's raging, for whatever reason, he had to be brought down.

Whore gf, blow, roids, wrong meds, mope or not, the guy had people who loved him. Rough thing all around.

My girl was reading me the Nashville guy's story. Fucking hilarious stuff. I think the overly long layover policy in the nation's ground travel system is to blame. Occupy Greyhound!
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#550475 - 04/14/12 12:19 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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#550481 - 04/14/12 02:25 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
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whos his pw of out of curiousity?
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#550482 - 04/14/12 02:28 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Edited by Bluecipher (04/14/12 02:29 PM)
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#550486 - 04/14/12 02:41 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Ron Mexico]
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Originally Posted By: Ron Mexico


Thanks Ron, suicide by cop is what I figured happened.

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#550559 - 04/14/12 11:13 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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^^Then you clearly have reading comprehension issues^^
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#550565 - 04/15/12 12:06 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Richard Hungwell Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Was this guy coloured?


No Barry he was white...!
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#550568 - 04/15/12 04:16 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
^^Then you clearly have reading comprehension issues^^


Actually my comprehension is great and I can also read what the cops didn't say. We'll have to wait for the toxicology report before any hard evidence is available.


Edited because my initial post was too cold on the facts and he seems to have been a lot peoples friend. Time for grief must be allowed.

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#550569 - 04/15/12 05:03 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Ahhh, here we go. Who's got Conky's popcorn icon?

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#550571 - 04/15/12 06:38 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Yeah, it's hard to be objective about this when you didn't wag your dick with the guy.

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#550669 - 04/15/12 09:43 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: have2cit]
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Firstly its incredibly sad news to hear of the passing of Sledge Hammer. He was probably one of the most accommodating, friendly performers in the business,and shame on the people (like that idiot who posted the taser gif and have2shit) who have used the opportunity of his passing to stick the shovel in the corpse's back.

However, Sledge was a great guy, but he clearly had problems and it does him a disservice to paint him as a completely innocent party in his demise. His friend Maya who has come out and said she was with him "4 to 7 times a week for 4 years" said that he never used steroids or drugs is complete and utter bullshit. Once again, a great guy, but a great guy with serious problems (mental and substance)


Monkey
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#550670 - 04/15/12 09:50 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
it does him a disservice to paint him as a completely innocent party in his demise.


so good...

this pic immediately came to mind when i read that.

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#550677 - 04/15/12 10:22 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: LouCypher]
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Brendan, you have done some mainstream work, correct? Where you in the French movie Amelie playing the gnome that was being photographed around the world in famous places?
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#550678 - 04/15/12 10:51 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Firstly its incredibly sad news to hear of the passing of Sledge Hammer. He was probably one of the most accommodating, friendly performers in the business,and shame on the people (like that idiot who posted the taser gif and have2shit) who have used the opportunity of his passing to stick the shovel in the corpse's back.

However, Sledge was a great guy, but he clearly had problems and it does him a disservice to paint him as a completely innocent party in his demise. His friend Maya who has come out and said she was with him "4 to 7 times a week for 4 years" said that he never used steroids or drugs is complete and utter bullshit. Once again, a great guy, but a great guy with serious problems (mental and substance)

Monkey


Listen Capt Obvious, we don't need you to confirm that drugs and mental illness were involved. This fact from the first post in the thread confirmed that:

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Katja Kassin's ex husband Sledge Hammer
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#550684 - 04/16/12 02:05 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Firstly its incredibly sad news to hear of the passing of Sledge Hammer. He was probably one of the most accommodating, friendly performers in the business,and shame on the people (like that idiot who posted the taser gif and have2shit) who have used the opportunity of his passing to stick the shovel in the corpse's back.

However, Sledge was a great guy, but he clearly had problems and it does him a disservice to paint him as a completely innocent party in his demise. His friend Maya who has come out and said she was with him "4 to 7 times a week for 4 years" said that he never used steroids or drugs is complete and utter bullshit. Once again, a great guy, but a great guy with serious problems (mental and substance)

Monkey


Listen Capt Obvious, we don't need you to confirm that drugs and mental illness were involved. This fact from the first post in the thread confirmed that:

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Katja Kassin's ex husband Sledge Hammer




Note for the record:

The response came from the idiot who posted the taser gif.
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#550688 - 04/16/12 05:30 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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@Jerk

Monkey is obviously still grieving. Whether it's a vagina, an anal cavity, or even an interstate rest stop bathroom, when two mopes rub their penis together, and look into each others eyes, a deep bond develops. It's really not for us to understand or even condone the why, but we need to respect the what was. If Monkey or the rest of the mope community or whoever needs to believe that the LAPD actively looks for suicidal black men to murder for lulz, then we should allow them to in peace. Let them light their candles/wear their hoodies for Sledge-on.

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#550690 - 04/16/12 06:53 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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I keep looking at that Gif...Does that fat Spook shit herself when she hits the ground..??

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#550882 - 04/18/12 07:58 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
@Jerk

Monkey is obviously still grieving. Whether it's a vagina, an anal cavity, or even an interstate rest stop bathroom, when two mopes rub their penis together, and look into each others eyes, a deep bond develops. It's really not for us to understand or even condone the why, but we need to respect the what was. If Monkey or the rest of the mope community or whoever needs to believe that the LAPD actively looks for suicidal black men to murder for lulz, then we should allow them to in peace. Let them light their candles/wear their hoodies for Sledge-on.




Its called having compassion for your fellow man, even if that man was a mentally unstable adult performer. Lucky for you that the 23.14 i've invested of half my attention in the movie machine gun preacher is barely less interesting then you, so you have the honor of me dignifying your trash with a response.
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#550887 - 04/18/12 08:08 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey

Its called having compassion for your fellow man, even if that man was a mentally unstable adult performer. Lucky for you that the 23.14 i've invested of half my attention in the movie machine gun preacher is barely less interesting then you, so you have the honor of me dignifying your trash with a response.


Says the asshole who has spent the better part of the last 8 years crapping on just about every mope and whore that came through here. Excuse me while I scoff at your newly found "humanity", you worthless hypocritical shitbag.

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#550890 - 04/18/12 08:18 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey

Its called having compassion for your fellow man, even if that man was a mentally unstable adult performer. Lucky for you that the 23.14 i've invested of half my attention in the movie machine gun preacher is barely less interesting then you, so you have the honor of me dignifying your trash with a response.


Says the asshole who has spent the better part of the last 8 years crapping on just about every mope and whore that came through here. Excuse me while I scoff at your newly found "humanity", you worthless hypocritical shitbag.


I doubt that is a true statement, and despite your best efforts to spread lies about me, I still find the ability to have empathy for you, I know its not me that you are angry with, I'm just a composite of everyone that has hurt or let you down in life. 33.48 before turning off machine gun preacher, so you can add patience to my list of attributes.
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#550891 - 04/18/12 08:20 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Even with a giant mop of hair covering half your face, the most flattering of lighting and airbrushed like a julia roberts loreal advert it is still hard to find the attractive in you. I am sure guys do, and maybe its your personality that plays into my bias, but still. Goodness me.

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#550892 - 04/18/12 08:22 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Even with a giant mop of hair covering half your face, the most flattering of lighting and airbrushed like a julia roberts loreal advert it is still hard to find the attractive in you. I am sure guys do, and maybe its your personality that plays into my bias, but still. Goodness me.


monica foster isn't "just about every...." she is one (borderline) woman. As is Padova.
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#550893 - 04/18/12 08:25 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Where's your humanity you lying shitbag? Where's your compassion? Don't you have a crappy post know one is reading to tend to in the forum you're slowly killing?

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#550894 - 04/18/12 08:28 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
Where's your humanity you lying shitbag? Where's your compassion? Don't you have a crappy post know one is reading to tend to in the forum you're slowly killing?


Thats not true, you and I both know the cage still very much alive.
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#550896 - 04/18/12 08:29 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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It's been dead since Conky left. Why don't you have the decency to do the same.

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#550901 - 04/18/12 09:49 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey


Thats not true, you and I both know the cage still very much alive.


Not so much since Bornyo moved my Hottest Pic Thread. Only thing going on there is the drinking thread, which belongs there as much as my pic thread.

Monkey, think anyone will come on here all butt hurt when I post pics of AIDS patients after you drop dead?
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#551440 - 04/24/12 11:16 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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I think whoever has the most content of Sledge Hammer should put out a compilation dvd of girls giving him a blowjob, call it SLEDGE HUMMER, and donate the profits to his estate.

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#551469 - 04/24/12 06:57 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I think whoever has the most content of Sledge Hammer should put out a compilation dvd of girls giving him a blowjob, call it SLEDGE HUMMER, and donate the profits to his estate.


Has any content provider ever donated anything to something besides their own legal fees?

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#551474 - 04/24/12 07:27 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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#551500 - 04/25/12 12:58 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Pachard was the man, so many good flicks.

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#551545 - 04/25/12 01:48 PM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron


Yes, it was long ago.

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#551801 - 04/28/12 10:50 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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Cuz you're a retard that acts comically when it's cage is rattled.
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#552006 - 04/30/12 10:35 AM Re: Sledge Hammer R.I.P.? [Re: gia jordan]
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10k followers on twitter = success? I guess to a retard it would. And 4 websites. Wow. Let's see, buying a domain name is like what? $2 each. Plus $6 a month for hosting? Watch out, Carlos Slim. Wonky Eye's nipping at your heels.

What other stats do you have to prove your success? 600 count sheets? A hotplate and a microwave? Van De Kamp pork and beans? 2 ply toilet paper? Livin the dream, mammy.
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