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#565207 - 08/30/12 07:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I'm drinking absinthe in the pool. Nice glass of Kubler and a plate of blueberries on a hot Los Angeles day.
You don't drink absinthe you drink some shit that they call absinthe.... 54 proof... pa*shaw....

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#565216 - 08/30/12 08:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Absinthe in the pool should lead to assfucked in the room.
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#565220 - 08/30/12 08:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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good philosophy^.
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#565222 - 08/30/12 08:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
John Floofin Offline
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Templeton Rye Whiskey

Smooooooooooooooth bigpimpin

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#565225 - 08/30/12 09:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
artwilliams Offline
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Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
2 341ml (11.5oz) bottles of Creemore Springs Premium Lager

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#565226 - 08/30/12 09:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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After I described my crazy visitor from last night to a former-criminal friend of mine, he made a pretty good point. Every fall up here, when the weather starts to get cold, Natives will intentionally do something slightly crazy to get arrested and sent away to a halfway house for the winter so they can have a nice place to stay for free when it's cold outside. This makes sense, considering the guy was fairly well dressed and had a backpack on. He must have packed up a few things, dropped some acid and set out to get arrested.
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#565231 - 08/31/12 12:39 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
A slow motion trainwreck, as it were. Unfortunately one DUI will mess up the whole thing.


I drive as little as possible. I definitely don't drive if I'm drinking.

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#565262 - 08/31/12 11:36 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I'm with ya, sister. If I even have a cocktail, I'm locked in the house or taking a cab. Altho last week I had a real craving for almond chicken. The only place that delivers is terrible. I'd smoked a bowl an hour so before, but still headed out on my quest. I was about halfway there when I realized I was enjoying the drive just a little too much. Absolutely idiotic on my part.
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#565301 - 08/31/12 08:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'm staying in tonight with a good book and going to bed early. Boring me.

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#565302 - 08/31/12 08:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I'm drinking absinthe in the pool. Nice glass of Kubler and a plate of blueberries on a hot Los Angeles day.
You don't drink absinthe you drink some shit that they call absinthe.... 54 proof... pa*shaw....


It's my Summer absinthe.

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#565311 - 08/31/12 09:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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green tea.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#565324 - 08/31/12 10:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I was cleaning out my fridge and my bottle of Veuve broke. Arrrghhhh!

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#565384 - 09/01/12 11:23 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Registered: 07/24/11
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Loc: Central US
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I'm with ya, sister. If I even have a cocktail, I'm locked in the house or taking a cab. Altho last week I had a real craving for almond chicken. The only place that delivers is terrible. I'd smoked a bowl an hour so before, but still headed out on my quest. I was about halfway there when I realized I was enjoying the drive just a little too much. Absolutely idiotic on my part.


Shit Barry, the way you talk, I'd figure you would have some kind of tolerance going by now. The last few years of my weed smoking days, I could drive, work, talk to a cop, you name it, I could do it high flawlessly. The problem was, I wasn't getting that high anymore, regardless of quality. I smoked so much and so often, people would only notice something was off if I'd hadn't smoked in five to eight hours and was "sober".


Edited by fartz (09/01/12 11:24 AM)

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#565395 - 09/01/12 03:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
^^I was thnking about it last night. Since I go to work in the afternoon, I don't smoke at all on weekday days. When I come home I smoke about half a bowl in my new little glass piece. From the "upstairs" bag. It's the leftovers from the "downstairs" bag when she gets a new oz. Weekends are a different story. Altho it's 3:15p on Saturday and I'm drug free. I suppose it's time to fix that. Go Capitalism!
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#565404 - 09/01/12 04:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
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My bf introduced me to his mother today. Champagne brunch.

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#565405 - 09/01/12 04:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bluecipher Offline
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Always drink less than the opponent.
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#565406 - 09/01/12 05:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Words well spoken.

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#565409 - 09/01/12 05:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I keep threatening to institute a new tradition of Mimosa Sundays.
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#565410 - 09/01/12 05:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I make them from real oranges. You'd like them.

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#565477 - 09/02/12 02:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
2 absinthe/Jameson/strawberry drinks. Forgot what they're called.
Ketel1 on the rocks
Glass of Cabernet

Yes, I know it's barely 2pm
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#565487 - 09/02/12 03:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
POTUS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/08
Posts: 75
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Yes, we can.

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#565498 - 09/02/12 05:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
That's actually very cool. It's not the hardcore grind your own grains formula and not the dump a can of premixed everything kit into a bucket with a vapor lock. It's more of a halfway thing between the two...sort of what I do. I think when the weather starts getting chilly I'm going to give the Honey Porter a shot.

I have two root beer kits. I'm wanting to make a normal one for the Boy and one that's a bit more adult. I think I'll do the adult one without carbonation, more of a wine...sort of..almost.

Peach Hefeweizen from Laht Neppur Brewery in Dayton, WA.



It's light for a Hefeweizen. Not any peach taste at all. But a very nice drink.



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#565842 - 09/04/12 09:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
John Floofin Offline
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Cragganmore single malt & Coors Light, two fistin' you cunts!

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#565847 - 09/04/12 11:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Cragganmore is the shiznit. I'm having a diet coke. Done drinking until NYC. It made me gain 3 lbs.

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#565854 - 09/05/12 12:42 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
You know, it might be the love. People get comfy, they start to put on the pounds. I think before you blame the hootch, you might look for other culprits.
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#565913 - 09/05/12 03:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Blaming love on letting yourself go is a lame excuse for lazy people.

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#565943 - 09/05/12 08:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
A Catholic at heart. Pretty deep moral debt. Just being born. Please something.

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#565945 - 09/05/12 08:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Well there's that. And the fact you don't Love.

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#565946 - 09/05/12 08:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
People born without genitals are incapable of loving.
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#565947 - 09/05/12 08:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
The literacy captain enters the world of contextual ambiguity.

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#565956 - 09/05/12 10:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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lol fucking floofin,do you keep adding stuff to that gif?i swear i just noticed a pussy with something growing on it,the brazillian reverse trannie,and smiling arab.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#565991 - 09/06/12 08:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
John Floofin Offline
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Posts: 3499
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Cragganmore is the shiznit.


Damn right it is, you've got good taste is Scotch.



Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
lol fucking floofin,do you keep adding stuff to that gif?i swear i just noticed a pussy with something growing on it,the brazillian reverse trannie,and smiling arab.



Good eye, Frankie, its a trip down XPT memory lane. grin

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#565993 - 09/06/12 08:03 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
*basques*
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#566031 - 09/06/12 09:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Bruichladdich Bourbon Cask Aged. Sixteen.

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#566038 - 09/06/12 11:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
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^^^ That might be your best post, ever. Maker's 46 for me tonight.
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#566040 - 09/07/12 12:22 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
Kingfish Offline
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Went to Fashion Night Out (FNO) in West Hollywood. Had a drink at Christian Louboutin boutique; the land of the $1K and up shoes.

Then I went to the Kitson VIP party and got a gift bag with some incense and bunch of other useless shit.

Ended up at the FNO after party at The Standard on Sunset and had another drink.

Not too many obvious fags and a lot of hot women all dressed up at these places.
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#566042 - 09/07/12 03:46 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Piss the fuck off, Steezo, you psychotic idiot.

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#566043 - 09/07/12 04:06 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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You do realize that basically every single person here thinks you're a fucking gibberish-spewing dipshit, right? And my post was actually a compliment. Moron.
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#566045 - 09/07/12 04:18 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Vice Admiral Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
Well, we do now.

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#566048 - 09/07/12 07:29 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Kingfish]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish


Not too many obvious fags and a lot of hot women all dressed up at these places.
i dont know what it is about those louboutins but they can make just about any bitch sexier.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#566054 - 09/07/12 09:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
John Floofin Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
You do realize that basically every single person here thinks you're a fucking gibberish-spewing dipshit, right? And my post was actually a compliment. Moron.


It's alright Steez, Scotch makes me angry sometimes too. grin

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#566061 - 09/07/12 05:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
ya someone broke our pd. he's gone from whimsical abstract musings to jaded jabs and the occasional full on attack.

i guess that's growth by xpt standards.
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#566077 - 09/07/12 07:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
You keep on texting while gasping for air from sucking cock, sluts.

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#566079 - 09/07/12 07:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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i could see pipe d at a gay bar saying that.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#566080 - 09/07/12 07:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
was there a cover charge?.
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#566082 - 09/07/12 07:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
theres a two twink minimum.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#566083 - 09/07/12 07:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
brought a friend?.
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#566096 - 09/07/12 08:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
no its a gay bar.you gotta blow two twinks before you get in.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#566098 - 09/07/12 08:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
lol.... Ok

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
i could see pipe d at a gay bar saying that.


so your picking up on the fact that he's constantly trying to suppress the masculinity around here as of late?. I'm not suggesting he's a blatant feminist... I'm just asking a question.
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#566099 - 09/07/12 08:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
lets treat this like its prison.we have needs and theres not a bunch of women around.so lets make him a prag and whore him out so we can have more money for our commissary.

but yeah,pipe d has been a lil tit nugget as of late.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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