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#21680 - 05/19/07 08:36 PM Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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And one for my good friend Windsock....


Whatever anger you have towards me will surely be assuaged by this photo of a beautiful young woman doing some nude modeling. Enjoy.


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#21681 - 05/20/07 04:59 PM Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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i have read through this entire thread out of curiosity and entertainment....does that kate person keep repeating her self...ha ha yeah..."he has a big dick you dont bullshit"....who fucking cares! is that her only defense for brandon i guess so....



I think kate was one of Brandon's aliases.
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#21682 - 05/20/07 05:09 PM Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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All my posts have pics attached. Aren't you catching on? It's kind of a way of verifying...and I've got a lot of pics.

Here's one just for you, jrv. Enjoy.
As a porn connoisseur, I'm sure you will recognize this young lady.



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#21683 - 05/28/07 02:51 PM Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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Bump. A lurker was reading it, so it seemed time to dust it down.


Edited by Conky (05/28/07 02:53 PM)
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#21684 - 05/28/07 08:20 PM Conky touched me inappropriately.
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Anything you can bump, I can bump higher. Yes, I wear panties....on my cock that you love to gaze, er...gays at. Get your fill, Conkybine.


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#21685 - 05/28/07 08:44 PM Re: Conky touched me inappropriately.
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Gee, I guess a swift kick in the Ass is now "Inappropriate Touching." How's life on the unemployment line, Brandina? Paying your webmaster in food stamps? Why don't you just go back to Canada and stop living off my tax dollars, hmmmm?
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#21686 - 05/28/07 09:11 PM Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree.
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Starting tomorrow, I will have a new job...thanks for asking.
To celebrate, I give you this.


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#21687 - 05/28/07 09:29 PM Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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And one for my good friend Windsock....


Whatever anger you have towards me will surely be assuaged by this photo of a beautiful young woman doing some nude modeling. Enjoy.




This girl is cute. Its cool that the girls don't have that much makeup on. I like seeing the girls all glammed up occasionally but I often prefer seeing what they look like in real life

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#21688 - 05/28/07 09:38 PM Re: Does Emily look better sans makeup?
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Natural is good. Emily Evermoore is another example of a girl who looks great with as little as possible. She's got a big, bright smile and lights up the camera.

If Conky asks nicely, I'll post the cumshot pic. Conky?


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#21689 - 05/28/07 09:42 PM Re: Does Emily look better sans makeup?
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Ben: If you liked her face, you'll love her butt.


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Edited by Brandon_Iron (05/28/07 09:43 PM)

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#21690 - 05/28/07 09:43 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree.
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Quote:

Starting tomorrow, I will have a new job...thanks for asking.
To celebrate, I give you this.



you're actually going to brag about putting your dick into that, brandon?
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#21691 - 05/28/07 09:46 PM Re: GiGi is GaGa for Cocoa Puffs
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I can't let these girls go hungry. Besides, I've submitted the footage to On the Lot and I got on for next season.


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#21692 - 05/30/07 01:42 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree.
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As long as you're posting random pics, how about a few Lexi Belle or Kara Bare ones?
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#21693 - 05/30/07 03:26 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree.
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I would love to but I think that might erk the higher ups here.

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#21694 - 05/30/07 03:35 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree.
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I would love to but I think that might erk the higher ups here.




So ....

Erk, JERK!!



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#21695 - 05/30/07 03:37 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree.
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I've been warned not to post too many pics on this semi-uncensored board. Kidding....kidding... Man...and I have a great pic of Lexi Belle, too.

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#21696 - 05/30/07 08:50 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree.
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There's always room for jello.
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#21697 - 06/09/07 01:31 AM Re: Does Emily look better sans makeup?
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After paying thousands of dollars to a private detective, I have found the photo that vindicates what I was doing that fateful day back in 1998.

I trust this thread will now be closed, hermetically sealed, and locked away in a vault encased in lead and protected by hounds, never to be spoken of again.

I have taken the liberty of attaching a hard-drive-wrecking virus to the pic so that it ruins the computer of anyone who attempts to download it for their masturbatory pleasure. I'm looking at you, Conky.



Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last!


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#21698 - 06/09/07 02:20 AM Re: Does Emily look better sans makeup?
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Sorry, brandon. I'm all coked up and skimmed over it but got as far as...paying thousands of dollars...privates...virus.
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#21699 - 06/09/07 02:36 AM Re: Does Emily look better sans makeup?
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And I got as far as reading you were all cocked up. Good luck with that. Please stop asking me to "do some blow" with you, ok? I'm not sure what that means to you and I don't want to find out.

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#549494 - 04/03/12 05:17 PM Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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a lurker was reading this so time for a bump

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#549515 - 04/03/12 07:47 PM Re: Is Have2cit still Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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I repeat the request to stop asking me to "do some blow" and now limp-wristed have2cit wants a bump. Good grief.

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#549517 - 04/03/12 08:09 PM Re: Is Have2cit still Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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Quit making this about yourself. This is about some really good exchanges between ex-posters. None of them you.

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#549523 - 04/03/12 08:55 PM Re: Is Have2cit still Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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Have2 is only gay if male sheep count. He says he was just helping it over the fence, but the sheep was smiling.


Edited by Jerkules (04/03/12 08:55 PM)
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#549527 - 04/03/12 10:23 PM Re: Does Emily look better sans makeup? [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron



1998? Jeezus dude, did you ever have hair?
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#549535 - 04/04/12 03:00 AM Re: Does Emily look better sans makeup? [Re: Kingfish]
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Nope, not gay at all, however if in jail his sexual addiction would allow him to adapt quickly to the homosexual lifestyle.
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#549537 - 04/04/12 03:03 AM Re: Does Emily look better sans makeup? [Re: Rommel]
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There's a high probability he is in jail right now, possibly on foreign soil, which makes your post even funnier.

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#549542 - 04/04/12 05:23 AM Re: Does Emily look better sans makeup? [Re: Rommel]
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I post the occasional dick pic (usually in the mouth of some beautiful, classy lady), it's the end of the world.
Others post solo jack-off dick pics....it's "research."
Keep up the good work, all your hard-working male erotica social scientists.

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#549543 - 04/04/12 05:39 AM Re: Is Have2cit still Gay? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Have2 is only gay if male sheep count. He says he was just helping it over the fence, but the sheep was smiling.


You're just jealous, you know your little mick dick wouldn't get past the wool coat. Don't hate, emulate.

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#549544 - 04/04/12 06:12 AM Re: Is Have2cit still Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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I'm assuming that when you copulate with an emu, it's "emulate." You're sick.


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#549545 - 04/04/12 06:25 AM Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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Pretty tough talk from a "guy" who drove this in public. You're gay and this proves it.

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#549547 - 04/04/12 06:33 AM Re: Is Have2cit Still Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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Seriously, though, how often do you fantasize about Big Bird?


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#549549 - 04/04/12 06:41 AM Re: Is Have2cit Still Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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Hunting for talent to shoot in the Sesame Street forums I see. That still doesn't prove you're not gay.

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#549550 - 04/04/12 06:48 AM Re: Is Have2cit Still Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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No, but it does answer the age-old question:
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Have2cit. In the chicken's anus.

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#549551 - 04/04/12 06:52 AM Re: Is Have2cit Still Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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uggggg, if that's the best you've got I'm out.

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#549552 - 04/04/12 07:03 AM Re: Is Have2cit Still Gay? [Re: Rommel]
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Thank you for finally coming out. Point proven. Thread locked.


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#549553 - 04/04/12 07:45 AM Re: Is Have2cit still Gay? [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Have2 is only gay if male sheep count. He says he was just helping it over the fence, but the sheep was smiling.


You're just jealous, you know your little mick dick wouldn't get past the wool coat. Don't hate, emulate.


I'm allergic to wool. I can't screw sheep or black chicks that aren't shaved.
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#549924 - 04/09/12 10:22 AM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I would love to but I think that might erk the higher ups here.


Wait, Whos higher up then you?? When people think of XPT your the first thing that pops into their head


Edited by TRPWL (04/09/12 10:23 AM)
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#549926 - 04/09/12 10:37 AM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Rommel]
Jerkules Offline
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Brandon's got 2 XPT claims to fame.

1) Starfish and Honeypot thread.

2) Being the guy that was creating alts to shill his work and argue with himself.
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#549928 - 04/09/12 10:41 AM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Rommel]
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I pop into many, many heads. Sometimes on the face, too.

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#549934 - 04/09/12 11:53 AM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Ron Mexico Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I pop into many, many heads. Sometimes on the face, too.
Not any more, herpes-infested faggot.

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#549952 - 04/09/12 02:01 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Rommel]
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Someone hasn't been keeping up with my blog. Happy Easter, Ron Mexico.
Sincerely,
Leyla and Brandon
Warning: Seeing these pics will be more painful than the Marathon Des Sables, especially for Ron. http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/04/08/leyla-black/



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#549960 - 04/09/12 02:50 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Ron Mexico Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Someone hasn't been keeping up with my blog. Happy Easter, Ron Mexico.
Happy Easter to you as well, Brendan. It's heartening that you are a Christian.

But you're also a herpes-infested scumbag. So deal with it.

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#549966 - 04/09/12 03:15 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Rommel]
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I have to be honest and admit I gave you an old picture. It was 24 hours old.
Here's the new one from today. My sperm is is her stomach.
I realize it seems like she is laughing at you but I assure you she's not. I am.


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#549971 - 04/09/12 04:42 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Rommel]
Ron Mexico Offline
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You're a 40-something failed mope who infected dozens of whore with herpes.

Life is laughing at you, Brendan.

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#549973 - 04/09/12 05:12 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Rommel]
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Emphasis on the laugh at you part.


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#549978 - 04/09/12 06:30 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Ron Mexico Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Emphasis on the laugh at you part.
Aww, that's such a cute picture. You're almost as creative as that Nathaniel guy.

Have you told this girl in those pictures that you are a herpes infector yet? Or are you saving it up for a special occasion, like the day she wakes up with a giant sore on her lip?

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#549981 - 04/09/12 07:21 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Rommel]
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I'm sorry. I am still not finished laughing at you. As soon as I'm done, I will respond. BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!

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#549992 - 04/09/12 09:37 PM Re: Smedlley and Conky, sitting in a tree. [Re: Rommel]
Ron Mexico Offline
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You should be a finalist for "gif posting herpes dipshit of the year."

Choosing a Mormon .gif is pretty lame, captain Brendan. Let us know when you actually have some brain power.

Herpes is your legacy, Mr. Brendan. You have it, you spread it. You refuse to acknowledge it. You suck as a Canadian. Bob & Doug hate you, Major Infector. Even Mandy thinks you are a substandard human being.

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#550002 - 04/10/12 01:11 AM Ron Mexico is obsessed with men [Re: Rommel]
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It's shocking how no one else seems to share your concerns. Idiot.


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