I strongly, strongly urge anyone who's bored with this slow-ass XPT weekend to read this goddamn thread. It's the one that I screencapped from earlier. There's just sooooooo many lulz afoot, that I'd be here screencapping all day and night.
Cliff's Notes
-New Whore posts and said she's going to be doing facial abuse
-Fanboys go to defcon 5
-Suspicions arise that it's not the whore but the agent posting
-Fanboys go to defcon 4
-Confirmation arises that it is indeed the agent posting as the whore
-Fanboys go to defcon 3
-The shit hits the fan seriously. The agent gets on and explains that he has a tough job. Steph and Killbill try and qualm the hairy-palmed outrage at this historically significant ruse.