In light of the success of KONY 2012, I am proposing the creation of a similar, consciousness-raising video to be entitled SMELLY MONKEY 2012. Interested parties with a youtube account, please contact me.

Fail.

Yes, we all know KONY 2012 failed. That is why SMELLY MONKEY 2012 must succeed. Don't go all Jason Russell on me, Ron. You are 5150 through and through.

I'm thinking this should be moved to the cage.

I'm thinking it should be deleted.

Let's compromise. We move Monkey to the cage. Deal?

We should probably let Monkey and Nate dry hump in the Who Gives A Shit forum, next to every Brandon post that doesn't include cunt and asshole pics, and Panzer's thoughts on trannies.

I just shot a segment showing a photo of Monkey to a 5 year old boy, telling him that he's a "bad monkey who does bad things to kids." This is really starting to catch on.

or 2008

You can run but you can't....wait....can you run? I'm serious. I've only seen monkeys sort of lope around quickly. Not sure if that's actual running or not. Please clarify.

Brendan, I hope you get AIDS and die. I hope you die in the street after getting butt raped by a bunch of AIDS-infested chimpanzees who prolapse you asshole so far you cut it off and make a sock out of it.

Face it, Brendan, if you hadn't begged Jeff to distribute your DVDs, you would still be banned. Fucking loser.

There are other ways a chimp can kill you, y'know.


Smelly Monkey 2012

Closest to that I can get is 2004 so the cage it is.

This is what happened to Charla Nash after being attacked by a monkey:


How much do we really know about Smelly Monkey and can he be trusted?