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Didn't Paul E cut his teeth working for Lawler, w/ the "New" Midnight Express?
He should bring back the big assed, old school cell phone to smash someone with to save Punk's title.
Edited by Jerkules (09/16/1211:52 AM) Edit Reason: I remembered the phone.
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Yes, he did. Was doing GCW in his younger days. Do you suppose the character is more well known than the movie he stole the original gimmick from?
He's have to update it to a tablet. He'd have to pack it around for a while first, so it just becomes part of the scene. Then bam, down goes Cena like a ton of bricks.
I'm glad to see Paul E. back. Mitchell should manage Cena.
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I thought the "new" midnight express was managed by cornette in WWF as "Bombastic" Bob Holly and "Bodacious" Bart Gunn. I remember choking on a bong hit when those names were announced.
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Condrey and Eaton was definitely the best version of the Midnight X-press. There were really some tremendous tag teams at that time working for Crockett. Rock n Roll Express, the Russians, Road Warriors, Andersons. Rude and Ragin Bull weren't together long, but they wee really good when they wee together. Those 2 were probably teamed up to keep them from beating the shit out of each other in the locker room.
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Went to a show tonight called B.L.O.W. (Bombshell Ladies of Wrestling). Had a fun time. Some chicks hot, some chicks cringe. No wardrobe malfunctions some nice ass pics.
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I'd like to get into women's wrestling. Not Divas. I like TNA girls. They're good workers who really try.
Did anyone know Beth Pheonix is dating Edge? Apparently she's bailing the E because Edge is having difficulties with them. Lita could tell her that even not crippled, he's probably not the greatest guy to be hanging your career star on.
Good for you, dude. I haven't been to wrestling in forever. The E comes around, but I honestly don't have interest.
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Same here, no interest in the E. Pay through the nose for floor seats or sit in the upper level where you watching on the Titan-tron, pass. This show was 40 minutes away, $20 for front row seats, $10 general admission. A hundred something people there, only one beat match. Four buddies went with me, and each one said that the card was more fun than going to a strip club.
Almost a fight at the door afterwards, between the older security guy (50?) and the boyfriend of the lil Asian chick that wrestled. I guess the boyfriend gave the guy lip as the guy was trying to clear people out of the ring area.
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I would so go see a little indy show any time. I know there's a group in Portland, but they've never made it in this direction.
I used to love roller derby as a kid and really enjoyed it on ESPN, but the new style does nothing for me. I get that it's almost a shoot, but the rockabilly costumes just bring me down.
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A few years back I tried to get Burglar to invest in my next great idea...Porn-Whore Roller Derby. In my promotion there'd be no need to be subtle with the sexual undertones and the women would by nature be crazy. Gia had tentatively agreed to help me wrangle the whores on the tour bus.
I think you'd get a great turn-out of porn fans and roller derby fans- there has to be a lot of crossover amongst those groups.
In the end we decided it would be hard to keep the girls sober enough to skate and they'd kill each other in the busses when we went on tour.
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It's a before it's time idea. The roller derby itself would be the framing device. The reality show would be the behind the scenes backstage and on the bus stuff. It'd be a trainwreck. Intervention on acid x 1000. I'd watch it in a heartbeat.
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You only travel in the morning, so the whores are all sleeping. They should get paid in Blow and Xanax immediately after each event. If they need/want cash, then they book privates with nothing out of pocket for travel and accommodations, so it would be pure profit.
Cool part is they'd be bruised and scratched up from the Roller Derby, so a rough trick could get away with a lot.
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Can you imagine there being a departure time that has to be met? Fucking TV gold. And get a real pro rock tour road manager to be the sergeant. Some real hardass no nonsense guy who's used to dealing with doped up attention souls. I say we pitch it to Bischoff/ Hervey. They love the lowest common denominator shit.
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I'd like to see the road manager portrayed by an R. Lee Ermey or a Walter Matthau type. For the bus driver, Rudy da Rabbit from Meatballs, or the modern day version, that kid from Arrested Development. Basically, an authority figure that can't be bothered to fuck the whores, and driver that has no chance to fuck the whores.
Oh, maybe that kook Sheriff in AZ that makes the inmates wear pink, for the manager.
Definitely have to ankle bracelet the whores.
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The sheriff is a bigger attention whore than any real whore.
Pretty much the same idea for a road manager. A guy who's so jaded that the idea of them using their twats to manipulating him is enough to send him raging through the dressing room with a cricket bat.
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I think the Sheriff would do a good job or better yet, Wally Backman, the South Georgia Peanuts Manager. Perfect.
He wouldn't take any shit.
Gia as the "Tough Den Mother with the Heart of Gold" could be good, except she ain't driving no bus and has a heart the size and color of a black pearl.
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Crap, they must have just changed it. They are re doing the site for the next shows. If you try to get in through the home page, there is just a video.
Vader was like $30 for an Autograph and ANOTHER $30 for a Photo Op. Most of the guys were $20 or $25 with combo deals like $10 off. About 1/2 said Free 8x10 w/ price of Autograph.
I've paid $10 for a pic w/ some wrestlers. That is my max.
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becky bayless looks like she should be in the jizz biz instead.
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If the legends are correct, she has been a ring rat since she was about 16.
So the story goes, Raven was passed out in a motel room with her and an "of age" whore he wanted to bang. The "of age" whore split after he passed out, and went into some other room. Well a guy that wanted to bang the legal one thought she was still in there and his jealousy caused him to call the cops and say Raven was having an orgy w/ the 2 broads.
In the morning Raven was woken up by the cops, and drug from the room in a daze. He and Becky were taken to the station in separate cars, and not allowed any contact. After hours of interrogation, their stories must have lined up, because they were allowed to leave.
I forget if I heard him tell this story on a YouTube clip or a shoot interview. Could be the Raven/Sandman shoot. Raven thinks Gertner stooged him to the cops. I think he said that Gertner married the other whore.
Becky is like a better/younger looking Snooki. I'd call her more of a pork roll than a canned ham.
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Mike Graham died yesterday. Blowed his brains out while at Biketoberfest in Daytona.
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TNA Impact already charged the shit outta me for the meet and greet tickets alone, I hope to God that they aren't charging those outrageous prices for autographs and whatnot. I'm going to have one hell of a dissapointed kid on my hands.
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TNA Impact already charged the shit outta me for the meet and greet tickets alone, I hope to God that they aren't charging those outrageous prices for autographs and whatnot. I'm going to have one hell of a dissapointed kid on my hands.
I have no clue, but I would think they do the autographs and whatnot for the company. The indy scene would be more the squeeze every dollar you can out of the marks.
You could email them and ask them.
I was thinking of going to an upcoming indy show in South Jersey, until I read their Disclaimer. I understand no video cameras, but they also state No Digital Cameras. WTF? Where the hell a nigga find film?
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I keep forgetting to ax...Why is Hollywood suing this Bubba person? I mean, Hulkster banged the guy's wife, brother. There has to be a tale of greed and stupidity. It's Hogan, for fuck's sake.
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Hogan is "suing" because of the release of the tape. I read somewhere that Bubba has other tapes of other people too. I will not believe any of this is a shoot, unless a court awards a settlement. Anything less screams lame PR stunt. I wouldn't be surprised if Gawker was in on it.
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Even a settlement could be a work. No money actually has to change hands.
I can spend hours watching old Memphis on YouTube.
I've always really like Brian Kendrick. He looks like Bongo Boi. I always thought he was a great worker. I think that's the shoot they were smoking pot in.
The Nash shoot is the one where they talk about Waltman trying to kill himself. They both bawled like babies. I did too. Fucking Kevin Nash.
Solie would call Tracey Smothers "double tough".
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I think they were both pilled up and/or drunk during that shoot.
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Even a settlement could be a work. No money actually has to change hands.
I can spend hours watching old Memphis on YouTube.
I've always really like Brian Kendrick. He looks like Bongo Boi. I always thought he was a great worker. I think that's the shoot they were smoking pot in.
The Nash shoot is the one where they talk about Waltman trying to kill himself. They both bawled like babies. I did too. Fucking Kevin Nash.
Solie would call Tracey Smothers "double tough".
solie from gummo?
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Mmmmm. Check out Reby's new ring attire. Hot chicks in chaps is always a good thing.
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Nah, he actually bid himself up.
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