Desi Foxx took five minutes out of her smoke break at K-mart to post the following on one of Monica's goofy blogs:


NOW, we understand why Porn Valley and “Pimps in Charge” both hate the Suitcase Pimp so much. Suitcase pimps, in most cases, are guys who love the girl they’re with so they take care of their needs and help run the business. They do the same tasks the “Pimp in Charge” does with a few exceptions . . . the girl’s are in charge of what they are doing and the “Suitcase Pimp” is at home taking appointments, cleaning the house and taking care of the kids. Sharing responsibilities along with sharing the money made. They aren’t running a stable and they aren’t beating girls regularly and withholding their love to groom their girls.

Haha that looks like "Hot chicks with assholes" or whatever that meme was.

I plugged "Ed Hardy douche" into google image.

Elli had the best Suitcase Pimp of them all.

Color me stupid, but isn't it ultimately the whore's responsibility to decide what gets inserted where?

Haven't you been paying attention? It is always everyone else's fault.

If suitcase pimps don't beat the girls regularly, then I have to think up a new dream job.

I was combing through all of Desi's schlock looking for lulz to post and I had to just stop because I was becoming so angry. Just listening to her go on and fucking on about endangering children with porn, when she proved to the world just what kind of mother she is really started getting to me after awhile. I'm pretty decent at not sweating the small things, but hypocrisy really fucking grinds my gears.

I live on hypocrisy, but her stern finger wagging really does get to me. It's either all a gimmick or she's simply unable to see that every bad things she accuses others of is something she herself is guilty of.

She's a piece of shit.

Again, color me stupid.




Yes, but it still doesn't consume you, as it does with a certain trapped-in-mom's-basement German poster we all know and loathe. And therein lies the difference.

This, my dear friends, is why I lurk. Thank you Fartz.

Don't lurk. Post.

And your welcome. I aim to please.

haha the guy in the bottom left is priceless. you know he is some fat nerd that got told 'this is how you have to dress to pull it off' . He's a faux douchebag.

He could take some tips from you on hair and style that's for sure.

there is nothing faux about that douche. lol

Those look like the kinds of guys I use to throatpunch for getting out of line when I was bouncing at clubs during my misguided post-college years.

C'mon you harsh fuckers, leave em' alone. They are loving fathers, cooks, and housekeepers. I mean that's the reason porn valley hates them so. Listen to the cam-whore and the mother of the year for once in your miserable lives.

Desi rages on about porn is almost Lubben like, she is feeling guilt about doing it and just like those that have had abortions in the past they are now all Pro-Life or somethng...."I did it, now you can't"....somehow it makes them feel better, but they just look even stupider!!!!

"I did it, now you can't"

Yeah, like Fay Runaway in that youtube interview, where she says 18 y/o girls shouldn't be able to do porn.

Look into her writings and behaviour. She's a sociopath. She doesn't feel guilt. It is never, ever her fault. The Bunny Ranch diaries, the Shed in Florida Chronicles. Those in themselves show her in all her deranged glory.

Legal adults not being able to shoot porn. According to Faye Runaway. She is just a confused little whore.

Lol at anyone who needs help doing porn. Need help doing what? Holding your mouth open on the ATM? Porn's the easiest job in the world- show up on time, get tested on time, and arch your back. I love how Desi is now justifying her role as a low budget Kris Jenner.

You know Barry, you are a very interesting fellow in many ways, but I always felt that MommyFoxx brought out the best in you.

We had legit heat. Most of the time is fun, but her shit is so far out there, I can't help myself but to savage her.

Remember the night in the Shed when she was clutching her knife waiting for the Porn Valley Hit Team to come pay her a visit? They wanted to destroy her.

I honestly thought she'd do herself that night. She didn't. It was a watershed moment for me. Her kind doesn't do themselves. They provide much needed psychic poison to those around them.

Was that when she was scared of a teenage tweaker girl's photoshop?

Yes!! Yes it was. Totally forgot that. That's what sent her over the edge. She was writing to Obama about it. Ah, good times.

The big difference is Faye Runaway was just answering a random question and gave her opinion. She is not out telling people her thoughts on the subject.

Desi Foxx has said and written so much intellectually deficient nonsense and bullshit you could fill a fucking dictionary. She and Monicunt.

Monica is fuckable though. Desi is a big ole can of wood killer.

Agreed, but only on the caveat that you wrap duct tape around her mouth three of four times, and prewash her gash with liquid penicillin.

I like how on her blog "FoxxyTales" there's a Desi pic on the banner where she's wearing this tight low cut satin shirt and cartoon fox ears looking like she straight cropped the picture out of some low cost Combat Zone "Shorty Mac is Fuckin' Yo' Elderly Secretary" movie, and then when you scroll down and start checking things out there's fucking pictures of kittens hanging by tree branches with the obligatory "Hang In There!" and all that other typical non whore/pimp mom shit.

I'm sure if people could just look past the daughter pimping, credit card frauding, moronic whoreness of her, they'd be able to see her for the daughter protecting, POTUS writing anti- Semite that she really is.

Quit it. This is no laughing matter.

Alright. Which one of you fucks is my new favorite human being?






***EDIT***
Ha. I know exactly who it is, but won't out said individual due to board secrecy and all of that nonsense. The subjects of his tweets totally give him away. I'll just say that he's not around here anymore.


***EDIT2!***
Maybe not. This guy is way to up on Jeremy Steele's dick for it to be who I think it is.

HAHAHHA. Holy Fuck.

"UPDATE: Within 2 hours of posting this valid and factual information that was freely posted in public, I received a defaming and obscene comment on my twitter from an account noted to be connected to Porn Valley. They know the truth about why I was there. They hate me because I took my daughter back and now I keep yours from going there too Please pray for the souls of the lost in Porn Valley!!"

Yeah, took her daughter back to a whore house in Nevada. What a scumbag cunt.

Classic Mom. Don't answer the charge, just obfuscate. I'm sure in her mind it never happened. Unless it was her going undercover ala George C. Scott in Hardcore to pull off a rescue worthy of the Desert One op.

Fucking loser. But she's got Jesus working for her now.

On the subject of S-Pimps– The best is when you're booking a girl and the dude insists on "handling things."
He winds up being a pain in the ass to the point that the shoot is going to be canceled. Then the girl calls behind his back, apologizes for him, gets the shoot back on track and makes you promise not to tell him she stepped in.

I wouldn't mind being a suitcase pimp, on a short term basis, but I just don't have the controlling, possibly abusive, attitude in me. No pitbull or tattoos either.

I have the pitbull and tattoos. I'm too ginger to make spray tanning look good and I have no Ed Hardy or Affliction clothing. And my truck is a 2 wheel drive and not jacked up.

Which poster is that?

There was that picture of Brooke Banner(?) in front of her truck with dog and pimp. Picture ended up on Hot Chicks with Douchebags. That was pretty hilarious, especially when Brooke found out the picture was on HCwD.
This is all I could find on their site.
And the haikus that went with it.

If I find the picture it'll follow as well.

He's talkin' pipedream.

some good ones

[img]http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Douchehole-Dickhole-4.bmp[/img]







[img]http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Geeyah.bmp[/img]



[img]http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Snake-Douche.bmp[/img]

Has anyone seen the Adrian Brody douchebag razor commercials?



I don't know who the second guy is, and Andre Benjamin won me over in Be Cool. But who wouldn't want to punch that smirk off Adrian Brody's douchbag puss?

I hope if he ever has a 13 year old daughter, Roman Polanski drugs her and rapes her with his Oscar.

Too much?

nah

Too soon.

Chills went up my spine the first time I saw it. I've immediately switched channels every time it has appeared since then. Pretty fucking sad that an Oscar winner has to do razor commercials with a negro.