Yeah, I guess they're more like boob muffin-tops. But they are still boob related, because she isn't really fat.
Well then you ought to put them in a Marley Mason-related thread. {speaking of why we can't have nice things, say what y'all want, but Marley was one of the cooler whores to post here.)
The pic on the top reminds me of an aunt in Greece who had a superfluous nipple that her bathing suit wouldn't cover up.
I am willing to indulge your stupid gif sig for a week, okay, a month,
IF you post a pic of your aunt's superfluous third nipple. If you can't, then you're simply quoting Yeardly Smith's throwaway lines from
The Simpsons two decades ago.