Originally Posted By: MoronBoy
If you promise a prize, make good on it. The winner will remember he is owed something, even if it takes him 3-4 years to do so.


Thank you for bitchslapping me this reminder, albeit inadvertently. I've owed Fartz a "porn-related prize" for months but my printer has been fucked. I refuse to resemble Brandon, except for height, which I can't do anything about.

OP, I'd call this an honest attempt that failed utterly. Learn from it. Lord knows, some of my own first attempts failed, but I keep going (much to Pipe Dream's chagrin.)