Desi Foxx took five minutes out of her smoke break at K-mart to post the following on one of Monica's goofy blogs:


NOW, we understand why Porn Valley and “Pimps in Charge” both hate the Suitcase Pimp so much. Suitcase pimps, in most cases, are guys who love the girl they’re with so they take care of their needs and help run the business. They do the same tasks the “Pimp in Charge” does with a few exceptions . . . the girl’s are in charge of what they are doing and the “Suitcase Pimp” is at home taking appointments, cleaning the house and taking care of the kids. Sharing responsibilities along with sharing the money made. They aren’t running a stable and they aren’t beating girls regularly and withholding their love to groom their girls.

Haha that looks like "Hot chicks with assholes" or whatever that meme was.

I plugged "Ed Hardy douche" into google image.

Elli had the best Suitcase Pimp of them all.

Color me stupid, but isn't it ultimately the whore's responsibility to decide what gets inserted where?

Haven't you been paying attention? It is always everyone else's fault.

If suitcase pimps don't beat the girls regularly, then I have to think up a new dream job.

I was combing through all of Desi's schlock looking for lulz to post and I had to just stop because I was becoming so angry. Just listening to her go on and fucking on about endangering children with porn, when she proved to the world just what kind of mother she is really started getting to me after awhile. I'm pretty decent at not sweating the small things, but hypocrisy really fucking grinds my gears.

I live on hypocrisy, but her stern finger wagging really does get to me. It's either all a gimmick or she's simply unable to see that every bad things she accuses others of is something she herself is guilty of.

She's a piece of shit.

Again, color me stupid.




Yes, but it still doesn't consume you, as it does with a certain trapped-in-mom's-basement German poster we all know and loathe. And therein lies the difference.

This, my dear friends, is why I lurk. Thank you Fartz.

Don't lurk. Post.

And your welcome. I aim to please.

haha the guy in the bottom left is priceless. you know he is some fat nerd that got told 'this is how you have to dress to pull it off' . He's a faux douchebag.

He could take some tips from you on hair and style that's for sure.

there is nothing faux about that douche. lol

Those look like the kinds of guys I use to throatpunch for getting out of line when I was bouncing at clubs during my misguided post-college years.

C'mon you harsh fuckers, leave em' alone. They are loving fathers, cooks, and housekeepers. I mean that's the reason porn valley hates them so. Listen to the cam-whore and the mother of the year for once in your miserable lives.

Desi rages on about porn is almost Lubben like, she is feeling guilt about doing it and just like those that have had abortions in the past they are now all Pro-Life or somethng...."I did it, now you can't"....somehow it makes them feel better, but they just look even stupider!!!!

"I did it, now you can't"

Yeah, like Fay Runaway in that youtube interview, where she says 18 y/o girls shouldn't be able to do porn.

Look into her writings and behaviour. She's a sociopath. She doesn't feel guilt. It is never, ever her fault. The Bunny Ranch diaries, the Shed in Florida Chronicles. Those in themselves show her in all her deranged glory.

Legal adults not being able to shoot porn. According to Faye Runaway. She is just a confused little whore.

Lol at anyone who needs help doing porn. Need help doing what? Holding your mouth open on the ATM? Porn's the easiest job in the world- show up on time, get tested on time, and arch your back. I love how Desi is now justifying her role as a low budget Kris Jenner.

You know Barry, you are a very interesting fellow in many ways, but I always felt that MommyFoxx brought out the best in you.

We had legit heat. Most of the time is fun, but her shit is so far out there, I can't help myself but to savage her.

Remember the night in the Shed when she was clutching her knife waiting for the Porn Valley Hit Team to come pay her a visit? They wanted to destroy her.

I honestly thought she'd do herself that night. She didn't. It was a watershed moment for me. Her kind doesn't do themselves. They provide much needed psychic poison to those around them.

Was that when she was scared of a teenage tweaker girl's photoshop?

Yes!! Yes it was. Totally forgot that. That's what sent her over the edge. She was writing to Obama about it. Ah, good times.

The big difference is Faye Runaway was just answering a random question and gave her opinion. She is not out telling people her thoughts on the subject.

Desi Foxx has said and written so much intellectually deficient nonsense and bullshit you could fill a fucking dictionary. She and Monicunt.

Monica is fuckable though. Desi is a big ole can of wood killer.

Agreed, but only on the caveat that you wrap duct tape around her mouth three of four times, and prewash her gash with liquid penicillin.

I like how on her blog "FoxxyTales" there's a Desi pic on the banner where she's wearing this tight low cut satin shirt and cartoon fox ears looking like she straight cropped the picture out of some low cost Combat Zone "Shorty Mac is Fuckin' Yo' Elderly Secretary" movie, and then when you scroll down and start checking things out there's fucking pictures of kittens hanging by tree branches with the obligatory "Hang In There!" and all that other typical non whore/pimp mom shit.

I'm sure if people could just look past the daughter pimping, credit card frauding, moronic whoreness of her, they'd be able to see her for the daughter protecting, POTUS writing anti- Semite that she really is.

Quit it. This is no laughing matter.

Alright. Which one of you fucks is my new favorite human being?






***EDIT***
Ha. I know exactly who it is, but won't out said individual due to board secrecy and all of that nonsense. The subjects of his tweets totally give him away. I'll just say that he's not around here anymore.


***EDIT2!***
Maybe not. This guy is way to up on Jeremy Steele's dick for it to be who I think it is.

HAHAHHA. Holy Fuck.

"UPDATE: Within 2 hours of posting this valid and factual information that was freely posted in public, I received a defaming and obscene comment on my twitter from an account noted to be connected to Porn Valley. They know the truth about why I was there. They hate me because I took my daughter back and now I keep yours from going there too Please pray for the souls of the lost in Porn Valley!!"

Yeah, took her daughter back to a whore house in Nevada. What a scumbag cunt.

Classic Mom. Don't answer the charge, just obfuscate. I'm sure in her mind it never happened. Unless it was her going undercover ala George C. Scott in Hardcore to pull off a rescue worthy of the Desert One op.

Fucking loser. But she's got Jesus working for her now.

On the subject of S-Pimps– The best is when you're booking a girl and the dude insists on "handling things."
He winds up being a pain in the ass to the point that the shoot is going to be canceled. Then the girl calls behind his back, apologizes for him, gets the shoot back on track and makes you promise not to tell him she stepped in.

I wouldn't mind being a suitcase pimp, on a short term basis, but I just don't have the controlling, possibly abusive, attitude in me. No pitbull or tattoos either.

I have the pitbull and tattoos. I'm too ginger to make spray tanning look good and I have no Ed Hardy or Affliction clothing. And my truck is a 2 wheel drive and not jacked up.

Which poster is that?

There was that picture of Brooke Banner(?) in front of her truck with dog and pimp. Picture ended up on Hot Chicks with Douchebags. That was pretty hilarious, especially when Brooke found out the picture was on HCwD.
This is all I could find on their site.
And the haikus that went with it.

If I find the picture it'll follow as well.

He's talkin' pipedream.

some good ones

[img]http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Douchehole-Dickhole-4.bmp[/img]







[img]http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Geeyah.bmp[/img]



[img]http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Snake-Douche.bmp[/img]

Has anyone seen the Adrian Brody douchebag razor commercials?



I don't know who the second guy is, and Andre Benjamin won me over in Be Cool. But who wouldn't want to punch that smirk off Adrian Brody's douchbag puss?

I hope if he ever has a 13 year old daughter, Roman Polanski drugs her and rapes her with his Oscar.

Too much?

nah

Too soon.

Chills went up my spine the first time I saw it. I've immediately switched channels every time it has appeared since then. Pretty fucking sad that an Oscar winner has to do razor commercials with a negro.

It's a car wreck to me. I can't look away, though I'm repulsed no end.

What's sadder is the fact the negro has a ton more talent than the Oscar winner.

I got Fartz and Barry w/ a split, some one care to break the tie?

Adrien Brody is an A-List actor like Shia Labeouf is an action hero. I'm upset Jonah Hill got fat again, because it messes up a chance to test my theory that he'd wind up being the go-to Jew in action movies to replace Shia Labeouf now that Labeouf's alcoholism is causing him to crash & burn.

Hill's head was too big to be on a thinner body. The only disproportionate features that play well on camera are tits.

That's when the playing field is level. No one can objectively look at Adrien Brody's oversized jew-snout and claim he ever belongs playing a romantic lead.

They do their damnedest though to try to make him into a sex symbol.

he was a bit of a joke in the last predators movie too so scratch actions movies off the list. just a horrible eastwood impersonation wasn't it?.

I had a friend who believed the Hollywood Hebrews latch onto various people for reasons that defy logic and keep them employed regardless of how many times they fail. His exhibits A & B were Billy Crystal and Wanda Sykes. I believe Whitney Cummings is under that aegis. Maybe Adrien Brody is too. In his theory, they don't have to be members of the tribe, but it helps.

Well Jerk, according to Whoopi Goldberg, it wasn't rape-rape so will you simply let it go.

Is there an established over/under for her age? I know she's supposed to be 29 or so, but she looks 40-45 to me.

I guess she is using the old Jack Benny schtick of being 39. See she can't even be original.

That Whitney bitch too scrawny. I'm not into fatties, but gaddamit, when I'm fucking, I wanna be slapping into meat, not pelvis. I'd rather spend a half hour watching her try to puke up Thanksgiving dinner, quietly, in her aunt's bathroom, than be subjected to her lousy show.

To me, she looks like a ho that'd have deathly cold skin. Like druggy bitches with clammy fucked-up cold skin. Gia???

Hill's fat again? Fuck. That was fast. Honestly, I thought he looked terrible "skinny". You know how with some fatties you can see the non fatty inside? He wasn't that way. He's a big guy and that's just the way he is.

Jonah Hill seems like a decent, likeable guy with a good sense of humor and enough of a brain to write. Fat or skinny he'll do well.

Adrien Brody had the reputation of being an arrogant self centered asshole BEFORE he got famous. After the Oscar nomination he spiraled out of control. By the time he was on TV making his acceptance speech, there weren't too many people left in Hollywood who wanted to work with him.

Sorry, I skipped over the all the Republican talking points (a.k.a. blacks & jews comments) so if this point was already made I missed it.

All they have to do with Jonah Hill is put him in a movie that I would be willing to take a couple hours out of my day to watch. This has yet to happen.

Super Bad was good. MoneyBall, not so much.

He fattened up so fast, he went out trying to wear one of his skinny suits and the pant leg ripped.

I see, Doctor Internet. But the real question going forward is, how will this affect women's healthcare?

Jonah Hill's a condescending asshole. He thinks he is cooler than everyone else and has a fat guy chip on his shoulder. You should check his interviews after his Oscar nom and the ones about 21 Jump Street. He's just a cocky little shitbag.
Whitney Cummings is just not funny. End of story.

I really don't see how one thing connects to another. Enlighten me?

^^^ Just thought I'd throw out a liberal talking point to try to keep things fair & balanced.

ive never got that he was an asshole from interviews.comes off more nervous and fat than anything.i think he actually fattened up because it was killing his career being a twink.that show allen gregory was actually pretty funny but i guess it got canned.long live bobs burgers!

id much rather fuck chelsea myself.she has some nice tits.this week or maybe last week they showed a pic of her with one of her tits all the way out of her bikini.someone find that pic for me if you can.

I like Jonah Hill. Never saw Moneyball, but if he's in it and it looks funny, I'm there.

EY, I'm not calling you out here, but I think the talking points are more the dynamic of this group...xpt talking points...not Republican or Democrat. But if intellectual laziness is your game....and I know it's not...have fun with it. Like I said, tho, I know it's not.

We're pretty off track tho. Where is Mom and Mammy on the Sledge Hammer thing?

No mom, but mammy's in full swing.

Crazy black lady sez:

Sledge Hammer - a black male pornstar allegedly murdered by the police trying to get to the hospital for an anxiety attack
Monica Foster commentary: I reported just a few days ago that to Los Angeles porn industry professionals, an established, well seasoned pornstar now is worth more DEAD than ALIVE. There are too many details of this report that don't add up in my opinion.

Sledge Hammer has been featured in over 800 titles according to IAFD. Each of those titles will see a huge boost in sales as of today, and the websites he is featured on will have an increased number of membership signups which results in a nice financial payday for the Los Angeles porn valley.

Back in 2010 another black male pornstar named Steve Driver (who played Barak Obama in a pornographic movie) was tasered in a police stand off after he allegedly murdered an acquantance. The tasering resulted in him going over a cliff of which he died upon impact. A tv special in regards to Steve Driver is set to be released which of course will draw revenue to the Los Angeles porn valley.

It seems to me if Los Angeles porn professionals can't drive you to kill yourself, other events unlikely events may just occur to take out a target...

What a retard.

I like how she refers to her insane ramblings by saying "I reported..." She is a true journalist.

Money Ball isn't funny, unless you enjoy laughing at the pain of the Oakland A's fans. It is about a failed theory on how to put a baseball team together.

I haven't seen Moneyball yet. But I think the theory works more like this: How to put together a slightly better-than-average team without breaking the bank. They won't win it all, but they'll be good enough to keep the fans coming out to the ballpark.

I don't know. I think they won some games, because they had those three young pitchers (Hudson, Mulder, Zito) and good pitching usually beats good hitting. Then you get to the playoffs, and the pitchers get pressure on them, and you go against teams that can do both, you fail. None of those pitchers lasted either.

I fucking hate advanced stats though. On-base is important for lead off guys, not the middle of the order. Giambi and Tiexiera annoy the shit outta me with all the walks. Yeah, I am glad they didn't make an out, but shit, put the damn thing in play. Tex is batting under .200 again. WE ( cqd ) won a World Series with the guy, but I see the last 3+ years of his contract being bad, and Montero being good on the Mariners. Not as bad as the last 3 years of A-Roid is going to be though.

Jonah Hill is the poor man's Chris Penn. Full Stop. You heard it here first.


EDIT: Looks like I've got Dr. Davis' disease, 'cause I wrote thet without reading the rest of the thread and missed this gem from faceblaster:

Jerk: I don't know. I think they won some games, because they had those three young pitchers (Hudson, Mulder, Zito) and good pitching usually beats good hitting. Then you get to the playoffs, and the pitchers get pressure on them, and you go against teams that can do both, you fail. None of those pitchers lasted either.

In case anyone doubts this simply refer to the Atlanta Braves for the past 10 to 15 yrs.

The Braves had some star position players too though. Those Money Ball A's were after Giambi left, and I think all they had was Tejada and the 3rd baseman that was always hurt.

Some of y'all think BDM is a bit addled or long in the tooth. If that's you I invite you to read the above, and re-read it, until it sinks in.

I gotta quit playing the old card. There are people on here older than me and certainly more addled ! :-)

I think we, along with the world, can agree Whitney Cummings is just terrible.

Desi reported on Sledge. Just straight dirt, no opinions. She probably read this thread and started thinking before she wrote.

Can someone please provide a link/links to Pimp-Mother's preferred channel of communicating with her audience? Thanks.

That's Funny. Never in a million years.