It's a strangely erotic experience. A female deputy took my prints for my concealed weapons permit and it was very odd. Not boner popping but a twitch for sure. You never have your fingers handled individually otherwise. They use a gel and touchscreen system here, so my fingers were lubed up and then printed one by one. Very odd sensation.

Yes, for a security clearance years ago. I remember the company security guard smashing my inky fingers onto a fingerprint card, nothing erotic about it.

Like me, Big Brother has you in the big database, so if you decide to do some crimes, better wear gloves.

I like it when you get a cop that don't really know the ins and outs of the new finger print scanners. I have some dry hands and I've never seen gel used. First time, when my prints weren't coming up, broad had a spray bottle of water, spritzed and worked fine. The next time I was printed, the cop was a douche, and not too bright, so I let him struggle. Then to show him how stupid he was, I pulled my hand away, licked my last 2 fingers and it worked fine.

Another fun story was when the state police detective was talking up the new digital camera they have and how it made everything so much easier compared to Polaroids, printing/sharing pics. Then the dunce couldn't figure out how to turn the thing on, or how to put the batteries in after he found out that is what it needed. So I had to sit chained to the bench for another 20 minutes while he went and found the Polaroid and then film for it.

I dunno. It won't really be role play but I'm thinking of fingerprinting the woman this weekend. There was just something about having that much intimate attention paid to each individual finger that was a turn-on. Hey at least my Username isn't "Toelicker"

Yes. I was about 15 and very very drunk. They used some kind of finger oil and a scanner machine. I have tried to get access to my drunken smiling mug shots but since I was a minor they won't release them. Even to me.

I've been finger-printled a few times when I've been arrested a few times. But, the one that buggeded me was being DNA tested when some dumb drunk ho accused me of grabbing her booobbies. I was later cleared from that charge. Actuslly, I was never actually charged. But, it still makes me wonder if I'm am in some sort of commputer database somewhere.

Several times. Certain states require a license for stripping.

How many states have you strippeded in?

I'm guessing 15 on my own and 40 feature dancing.

For feature dancing, you don't need to be fingerprinted in the states which require it because you're getting a wage from the club to perform on stage as a visiting guest star of sorts and are not out there in the audience hustling for lap dances. As a feature, if you choose to do lap dances, you do them in a sectioned off room or area and set your own price. Some clubs adhere to the law to a tee and don't allow the feature to have the dj announce you're available for lap dances at all. Most of the feature's money is made from her show rate and tips she acquires from her stage performance and merch sales whereas a house dancer has to rely on lap dances.

Same reason I had to get printed.

I was in the Army and had a security clearance. Been fingerprinted more times than I can remember.

Many times. Gun permit, work reasons, and up until a couple years ago every time you bought a hand gun in TN.

Oh yes. For multiple arrests, accession to the Navy, security clearance, gun permit, admission to the bar, immigration registration in several countries, and a few more arrests. Probably it's not advisable for me to go into a life as a cat burglar.

Yes once, but I didn't find it erotic at all. I do love that bit in Raising Arizona where Cage courts Holly Hunter during a series of bookings and mugshots. "Turn to the right"

^i told a female dep she had really pretty eyes once,because she did.she was genuinely flattered.i heard she jerked some guy off in there once,but i wasnt as fortunate.

fucking double post

The county here fingerprints all porn shop employees. I guess my names on some kind of neat list that generates any time there's a sexual crime in the area.

All porn shop employees? What for? That's just nuts. Do they want your FB password too? Do you have to go down to County or do they come to you?

did they tell you they put it on a list?

I assume I'm on a list. The background check makes sense. They don't want rapists and child molesters working in an environment that could possibly encourage that sort of behavior. I just assumed the finger-printing part was marking me down as some sort of "possible" sex offender, because I sit on my ass selling smut to people and laughing at them behind their backs. I'm not worried about it. It's not like I plan on rapin' and molestin' in my lifetime or anything. As far as the process. We have to drive down to the county's Health and Environmental Services Center for the background check and to pay for the permit, get our picture taken and put on a card (I have a card with my picture that says "permit to work in an adult-oriented business"), then they send you across the street to the police staion to be finger-printed. It's funny. For some reason, the county lets my manager just pay them and renew my permit, where everyone else always has to go down and get their picture re-taken. I have no idea why I'm special in this instance.

hes grooming you for further instruction...

watch your drink if you socialize with him out of work.seriously.

He has nothing to do with it. It's just that everytime permit renewal comes up, I'm told that the county just renewed mine for the fee, no picture re-take required. It probably has to do with the fact that I've been at this for about six years now.

Poor people skills?

Insane. Just fucking insane. But the ID card would be cool.