A friend told me about winning something on a different message board, so I got to thinking about running a contest here, and this is what I've come up with.

Tomorrow night between 11pm and midnight EST, I am going to put up 10 pairs of tits and you have to guess what whore they belong to. The thread will be Locked and Stickied. You will have to PM me your answers. Anyone fucking it up by dropping answers in other threads, is probably looking at 30 days in the box. I can't guarantee that, but I'm hoping.

The first PM with all the correct answers will be declared the winner, and the contest over. If no one gets a perfect score, then the contest will close Sunday evening at 7PM EST, and the earliest PM with the most correct will win.

To keep random a-holes from creating alts to submit entries, you will need 50+ posts in order to be eligible. Also, your first PM will be the only one accepted. No changing answers later on. Since PMs max out at 200, I guess that is all the entries that will be accepted.

Prize will be a month on Generizer.com, which I hope the winner will review over in Website talk.

Gen and XPT have nothing to do with this contest, I'm just doing it for fun, with $10 out of my pocket.

I know some of you have total recall with whores, so I will not be providing names to match to the pics. I used all name whores, either here or in porn in general. The photos have been cropped, and Google search is useless with them. Only hints you'll get is one is a popular whore from years gone by, one was a semi regular here, and one is a euro whore.

It is a trail run. There may be some kinks I'm over looking, but if it generates interest and runs smoothly, I may try more.

Look for Guess Them Titties tomorrow between 11pm and midnight EST.

You are hoping people get 30 days in the box for cheating. Yawn...

Anyway this whole thing is pretty stupid.

Good luck getting people to post during your prescribed times. And to jest you know I am going to fuck your thread up with random pics of tits. Because I think you are an idiot.

BTW. I guess you don't know we have private messages?

Can't wait!

Try re-reading my original post. I already have someone lined up to LOCK and STICKY the thread, so you won't be posting in it. Feel free to submit an entry though. Maybe a month of jacking it to Gen would take the edge off you?

I don't have an OK to get people boxed, didn't ask yet. It isn't really for cheating, it is for being a doushe trying to ruin other people's fun.

And I do know that there are private messages here, that is the way answers are to be submitted.

Floofin seems psyched, that is a good sign.

Your mother. Where is my prize?

I consider my self a Tit expert..So lets see the Tits..!!





Fuck you're Dead-Weight...!!!

What an absolute idiot..Did you even read the fucking post obviously by your reply you didn't...What a fucking stupid useless piece of Crap..You're fucking bottom feeding dead-weight Scum..Please just fucking leave and never come back or better yet find a bridge..!

Tomorrow, between 11 and midnight. I didn't want to randomly put it up, because the time the answers are submitted will determine the winner. I'm trying to run something simple and clean here, with little room for complaining by the participants.

Surely you jest ! "little room for complaint" ????? here?????? hahahahahahaha

We need more tits. Seriously. Post more tits until the contest starts. Everybody loves tits.

OK, here are some samples of what you can expect. None of these whores are in the contest and I didn't see if Google search has any hits on these cropped pics.

See how easy that was? I don't mind the wonky tits either. After all they're titties.

You straight guys are so easy to please.

Here is a mess of amateur tits, just to make sure I can get 10 pics in a post. I might have gotten some of these pics from this site, I don't remember.

That's what I'm talking about. Titties and the more the better. Those last three (or six) are awesome.

Here are the answers to the samples:

Andy San Dimas


Alexis Texas


Allie Sin

Really? 70 something views of the contest thread, and not one entry? You guys don't want some free porn? Pics too hard?

I threw in a lay up or 2 to try and get the ball rolling. You fuckers need a "word bank" or something? Usually I only kill threads, but this seems to have killed off the entire GPT forum.

Maybe Cqd was right, it was a stupid idea. Is that what you all want? Cqd to be right?

If anyone thinks I'm a noob just jerking you off, I'm not. I got about 7k posts here under a variety of assumed names.

Come on you fucking humps, get cracking. I am working on sponsorship for a second contest, but if this one tanks, then it is all for naught.

Right now there are ZERO entries, so if one of you dipshits gets one right, you are in the lead and might be fapping to Gen getting shitholed, and maybe pissed on, by Monday evening.

piss off, wanker

Really? You got something against free porn? Would you have been more psyched if the prize was a month to FatTrannyPigs.com??

OK, we got 2 submissions so far. Maybe I jumped the gun on pissing and moaning about the lack of interest. Hopefully the weekend will offer you pervs some free time to respond.

Cqd is right a great deal of the time.

I won't concede that yet.

No need to. Facts is facts. Perhaps a titty contest would be better suited for ADT.

After that comment, I'm going to save my Guess That 70's Bush contest for vintage-erotica, so you can't enter.

Hahahah be careful of the mods !

you make me miss Lame or Cool guy

I am absolutely terrible at identifying whores on specific body parts alone. Unless there's some kind of hideous/freakshow thing going on (Raylene's tits, Ava Devine's colon, Kacey Jordan's porterhouse puss. etc.), then I will not be able to compete.

contest prizes usually have to be worth the effort to try to win them.this isnt the case here.

I dunno. $10 is $10. I'm going to Sonic if I win.

Lay off those Route 44 drinks. That'll eat up yer' ten beans quick.

I've actually never been to one. I have a grudge against them. But God, their drinks do look tasty.

You don't get $10 cash, it is a month on Gen's site. I'll be PMing the winner the log in and password.

It was a trial run. Next contest will be a little higher valued prize, since I got a sponsor. Details to come.


P.S. Y'all can't hold me down.

Maybe you could sweeten the pot and also throw in $10? Because your current prize is similar to returning something you don't want and getting only store credit.

yes they do.... i'm off the booze but everytime i see one of their ads i imagine a strong dose of kettle one in the cherry limeade.

If you promise a prize, make good on it. The winner will remember he is owed something, even if it takes him 3-4 years to do so.

Thank you for bitchslapping me this reminder, albeit inadvertently. I've owed Fartz a "porn-related prize" for months but my printer has been fucked. I refuse to resemble Brandon, except for height, which I can't do anything about.

OP, I'd call this an honest attempt that failed utterly. Learn from it. Lord knows, some of my own first attempts failed, but I keep going (much to Pipe Dream's chagrin.)

I was going to post something just to give you shit, then I thought a much better post would be, "Well, MoronBoy still lurks".

It would've been shit well earned and much deserved. Sorry, Bro.

The irony is that (for those who don't know) the prize was an autographed copy of "The" giaj pic and she complains about this very thing when she comes over needing a printer for photo releases (like for velvet or fox or such.)

I do have a refund check coming soon and a new printer is on the list of shit to buy, and not for this reason.

Jesus, JB, when the fuck did you file? I got my shit the second week of February.

Sometimes, knowing you've got something in reserve is it's own reward, and I don't mean that just about scratch.

Hungwell is the winner. Answers will come when the thread is unlocked.

Fuck Y'all.