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Evan Bourne, nigga!!! He used to wrestle as "matt" and his gimmick was that he was a tiny dude that could actually go in the ring. He then wrestled as Matt Sydal in various indies including PWG, ROH, and WSX. I used to watch him wrestle at the tender age of 18-20, back when he was the only guy in the fed who could perform a convincing shooting star press and standing moonsault. Kid had chops and everyone knew that if anyone from GCW would make it anywhere, it would have been him. And he made it all the way to the top.
Here's what he was like when I was watching live, getting drunk, and shouting obnoxious things to the heels and women:
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Whenever Owens' Portland promotion came within 100 miles a big group of us would go. We always made a point of cheering the heels. John Nord loved us. One night we started a "blood!" chant at the beginning of every match. It was like a night at the Bingo Hall. Best bloodbath ever.
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We would call the heels homosexual slurs and challenge them to fights. It was cool, because they would jump over the rails and get all in your face and have a screaming match with you. All good kayfabe fun.
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A guy I went to school with got in Rip "the Crippler" Oliver's face as he was headed up the aisle after a particularly heinous act to keep the Northwest Heavyweight Championship. The guy I knew was a big wrestler in school, so he figured he had the situation under control. He drops to one knee to do a single leg takedown. Ripper chose a less traditional response. He busted this guy over and over on the noggin with the strap. It was really brutal and was over in maybe 15 seconds.
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Yeah, they used to get pretty crazy at GCW for being a hole-in-the-wall local promotion with a solid mix of decent rasslers, fat hoosiers, and yard-tards. Pedigrees and piledrivers through tables. Balcony dives. Exploding barbed wire. Brutal chair shots galore. Hell, one time, The Irish Luchadore Billy Mcneil climbed up a 30 foot chain attached to a garage to do a plancha through a table on none other than Matt.
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They are doing an ECW reunion show in April in Philly. I been too broke to get tickets, but I will still attempt to go.
New Jack tappin Terri...she's a rat, and he probably kept her coked up until he couldn't take it anymore. I feel bad for Dustin. Imagine your baby momma is fucking New Jack. That'll put a redneck back on the pills, which coulda figured into the lil whores thinking.
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Did they tear down that Hammerstein Ballroom or is that place still around..??
Yea Douglas has been showing up at the last couple Raws and Explosion[or whatever its called now..]
Last Raw He was sitting ringside/camera view wearing a mask..And then he took it off and they turfed him..The Schtick is they're taking wrestling back...!!
You guys do know how to get all the Wrestling/UFC/Boxing PPV's for free don't you... Wrestlemania is only two weeks away..!!
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Hammerstien is in North Jersey I think. The ECW Arena is being converted to a concert venue, and I don't think it holds any sporting events anymore. The Reunion show is being held at the National Guard Armory in Northeast Philly. It is right near the casino and the stroll that is crack/smack whore central.
I really want to go. I haven't made a "WILL WRESTLE FOR BEER" sign or started a "We want BLOOD!" chant in a long time. ECW live at the Babe Ruth field in Trenton is right up there with the first time I saw Motorhead live, which was also the first time I heard of Motorhead.
I used to have a site that posted PPVs in HD the next day, but I haven't bothered looking at it since Mega & FS went down. I'd take a link to a good quality stream via PM.
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Yeah? I know I heard DirecTV is way to complicated to pirate. Dish is easy still though? Lemme get da scoop!
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I bet they had to plan that date around Douglas' Target schedule. I've read the dude for real works at Target. Google it. I'm tired. I just fucked the holy hell out of the woman, after dealing with ATT all fucking week long. I'm off to bed.
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I heard WalMart. What does he do? Night freight crew? Greeter?
So Franchise was on RAW? What segment? I just erased it from my DVR. Shane Douglas should have been huge. Tons of charisma, loved the business. Couldn't keep from burning bridges tho.
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He got Kliqued. He was a threat to their spots and they fucked him. It even kept him out of the Benoit/Eddie/etc immigration years later. Dude easily could have had Austin's career.
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And the Flair thing he had. And at the end of the day, throwing down the NWA belt was just about the coolest moment ever, but I think it really hamstringed his career.
Can't he just call his ol' Dynamic Dudes buddy and ask for 2 minutes?
There's been a lot of fun made of the Dynamic Dudes since Johnny Ace has become more over than any other gimmick he's had. If they came up with some insane idea to reform the DDs, do you suppose Franchise would get out his board and take the big payday?
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Johnny Ace is a suck up tool, he aint fit to shine Jim Ross' shoes.
Nothing is going to get Douglas into the WWE.
The Flair thing, lots of guys said the same. Crockett/WCW was all about who you were friends with, and you had to watch who your friends were, because they could be about to stab you in the back. Or they could only be friendly with you becuase they knew you were gonna draw, and they wanted in on the action (Dusty/Magnum).
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How do people like Pritchard and JA get to these levels? Not just with Vince, but with Jarrett and Dixie. I mean, are they so insecure or whatever that they need these suckups to insulate them from...well, I just don't know what they need insulated from.
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Pritchard was a narc. Johnny Ace was the gaijin(?) wrangler for one of the Jap orgs, so he had experience w/ talent relations, when they wanted to replace Ross. Who else could they get, that knew what he was doing to replace Ross? Bischoff? Jerry Jarrett?
If I had any money and financial know how, the day Vince drops dead, or can't handle things, I'd short the hell out of the stock. As annoying as he can be, Vince did build the damn thing up. Stephie and Triple Dip, got no credentials. And that broad way to controlling to give away any power. Shane the smartest one, sold his shares and took a walk. Whenever the inevitable happens, he'll get half mommy and daddy's shares, and wait until Stephie craps out so he can take control.
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#548609 - 03/25/1206:39 AMRe: Fuck it.....Wrasslin Thread
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And the Flair thing he had. And at the end of the day, throwing down the NWA belt was just about the coolest moment ever, but I think it really hamstringed his career.
Can't he just call his ol' Dynamic Dudes buddy and ask for 2 minutes?
There's been a lot of fun made of the Dynamic Dudes since Johnny Ace has become more over than any other gimmick he's had. If they came up with some insane idea to reform the DDs, do you suppose Franchise would get out his board and take the big payday?
Well, considering that he was willing to don the red shirt and khakis for a paycheck, I'd say yes.
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What is the backstory on Shane taking the walk? I know he bailed, but I don't know why. I assume some heat with dad and/ or family, but I can also see a situation of wanting to strike out on your own and make your own mark in an industry that you weren't born into.
As for Franchise working at the Target, it's easy to giggle about it (God knows I have), but I've also known folks who've put in years at the Mart, or Target, or Albertsons or wherever that are pretty happy with the choices they've made. I mean, we get a steady drumbeat of those being loser gigs by people who have a bigger agenda, but there's money to be made there in the long haul. If I had to choose between the POS, no future, soul crushing gig that I've invested a decade- plus in today and investing the 20+ years in the grocery gig I had in college, I know which I'd choose today.
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I believe Shane split when he realized that the control of the company was going to HHH and Steph. He had been doing the Linda thing, running the business side. He might be running mom's campaigns, I don't know. He had a meeting w/ Dana White, and it was rumored he was going to be buying into UFC, but in the end, I think it was more Dana picking his brain about over seas TV deals.
The guy is in his 40's, has a family, and probably got sick of doing the same shit he's been doing since he was born.
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I've no room to talk, being a worthless drawer jockey myself, but it's always fun to make fun of the jobs that famous/semi-famous people get when they fall on hard times. Justin Credible making eats at the Olive Garden has also been a pretty widespread topic of lulz in the wrestling newz world.
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Target > Olive Garden. Olive Garden is just terrible. Last time I was there, I had Fettuccine Alfredo w/ Grilled Chicken and Broccoli, it was horrible. I don't know hoe that can be fucked up, but they did it. You can have no pride cooking shit and feeding it to people for $$.
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What is the backstory on Shane taking the walk? I know he bailed, but I don't know why. I assume some heat with dad and/ or family, but I can also see a situation of wanting to strike out on your own and make your own mark in an industry that you weren't born into.
As for Franchise working at the Target, it's easy to giggle about it (God knows I have), but I've also known folks who've put in years at the Mart, or Target, or Albertsons or wherever that are pretty happy with the choices they've made. I mean, we get a steady drumbeat of those being loser gigs by people who have a bigger agenda, but there's money to be made there in the long haul. If I had to choose between the POS, no future, soul crushing gig that I've invested a decade- plus in today and investing the 20+ years in the grocery gig I had in college, I know which I'd choose today.
Yeah you can make jokes about Wal-Mart or Target and the people that work there but you never hear any story on the news about massive lay offs and downsizing at either of those stores. It's not glamorous but as long as you have half a brain in your head you never have to worry about the unemployment line.
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The thing about making fun of Walmart people probably has more to do with the fact that they seem to only hire complete and total fucking troglodytes than the whole "haha you work at walmart" thing. Now, I'm not sure about other walmarts, but the ones I go to are seriously filled to the brim with the stupidest, ugliest, fattest, most worthless fucking idiots I've ever seen try to run an operation.
I've mentioned before that I like shopping at Walmart really late at night because I'm the only white person there and I feel like I'm on vacation somewhere in the pacific islands.
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I've seen them before, but it still amazes me that they put odds on Wrestlemania. What fucking bookie gonna take bets on a fixed event?
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You would figure. I imagine that they have a cap on how much they will accept on a bet, like college basket ball.
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Pancaked Gerbil i love it..!
Hmmmm i might have to take that daniel Bryant bet last i checked Bodog had him a +200 a little lower than the above..{do you know where you got those odds from Jrk..??}
Am i the only one that thinks he will keep the Belt..??
He's just getting to much heat lately to take the belt away..!
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Someone on a stern board posted a link to someone's twitpic of the odds. No clue where it originated.
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That is so fucking hot. I can't wait until the screen caps and gifs. Was it like a leakage, or a full on turd?
Edit: Aw man!
"Just won my match at #Wrestlemania with @realkellykelly.amazing experience.and ps-that was eve's makeup on my pants-let's not get cray cray"
Utilizing the phrase "cray cray" just earned her a painal session, in my head, next time I run across the pics of her pussy lip hanging out of her bikini from a year ago.
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From the Hall of Fame ceremony.
Considering the health problems Windham has had recently, he looks pretty good. I don't remember Tully being that small.
Micheal Hayes is a true fashion plate. I'd think he was an aging queen if I hadn't read the rumor that one of the colored divas was blowing him before tapings, so he'd keep using her in the script. This was a few years ago, and I forget which one it was.
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
"Just won my match at #Wrestlemania with @realkellykelly.amazing experience.and ps-that was eve's makeup on my pants-let's not get cray cray
Oh sure what like she is gonna admit it..Majorly shit her self..C'mon who you gonna believe Man...??
Mind you what a fuckin shitter she come in wearing a super tight pair of white pants...-I don't even know who the fuck she is but nice fucking "Toilet"...!
Wyndham did look good i didn't even recognize at first..
Undertaker HHH seemed to go at least 20 minutes some pretty impressive shit fro two old dudes..
Tully was always tiny. He'd never get up against or near anyone in the interviews. By Windham I guess you mean Barry Windham. Most boring face ever.
Remember when Magnum T.A. drunk-crashed his car and got put out of the game? What a fuckin' Dusty Rhodes move to be named Magnum TA in the first place, and then to be honored on a farewell tour of sorts with Big Dus' trying to raise donations for his ongoing care. I figure they may have raised 10k total and how long do you figure that lasted?
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I've heard plenty of stories about Dusty, so figuring he put half in his pocket, it probably lasted Magnum a week or 2.
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Look at triple H continue to put his conceited mug everywhere that nobody wants. I just about puked when I saw the sultan of nepotism act like he even fucking belongs in that picture. Tyson's a novelty act, so whatever, but seing Hunter in that picture makes me want to fucking throw up. He couldn't hold any of those guy's jockstraps on his best fucking day. Fuck that piece of shit.
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Are you kidding me? HHH would have made ten times the Horseman that Paul Roma or Steve McMichael did. Seems like I'm missing a couple of other clunkers as Horsemen but I can't remember them.
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