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#418964 - 06/05/09 03:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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What you do for them is spend your money supporting them, and so I again say thanks. In fact, you are now actually a happy thought Fatman, and so is your "support." As I was mixing those drinks the other night, I made myself a White Russian. However, I didn't stir, toss, or bruise it at all. All the kahlua (the yummy) sank to the bottom of the drink, and all I tasted when I sipped from the top of the glass was vodka and cream. "Milk was a bad choice" lol. It was terrible, IMO. I just graduated Bartending Academy today, top o' the class, so that's my other happy thought. -Keep It Dirty (that means add two teaspoons of olive juice to your alcoholic beverage)  ...I'm not Amish, but Electro seems to think I am so I play along cuz I'm a total sucke...sorry, "hype-man" for a pretty fac...again, sorry, vagina. 
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#418965 - 06/05/09 03:25 PM
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#418966 - 06/05/09 09:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Ok, so my assumption is, since your avatar says that you support single moms, that you spend money on strippers, cuz that's pretty much what that avatar means. Pretty is a stripper, among many other things, and one day sooner than I know we will be married with kids. As a generalization, I am thanking you, the strip club customer, for your "$upport", if you do indeed frequent the strip club. Though she won't be a single mom until I divorce her for an 18 year old down the line, your $upport will always be instrumental in the budgeting of ponies, dance classes, and princess treehouse castles that I will have to build no doubt. I've been celebrating my bartender status since about 3pm as hard as I can, so I think it's best if I shut up NOW. -Keep It Dirty  ...and thanks for the congrats.  I'm still workin' your drink out, but so far I know it has creme de cacao and creme de banana in it, with a splash of cream, and maybe some coke. Maybe some lime juice?
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#418967 - 06/06/09 01:56 AM
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A few things make me happy. * The feel of a warm shower after a long run * Luke Ford using youtube to communicate his inner anguish over the one that got away * A shared smile with a stranger (  hi there stranger,  well hello) * Knowing my life is better than moxxie matrons * knowing ryan knox is jealous of what I can do from the waist down * Knowing that despite her many mistakes sammura is still alive and doing well, her demons in the rearview mirror. and others that slip my mind right now, got peanut m&ms on the brain.
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#418968 - 06/06/09 02:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#418969 - 06/06/09 07:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Ok, so my assumption is, since your avatar says that you support single moms, that you spend money on strippers,
Sorry, no. I find stripclubs degrading to men. I haven't been to one since Dec 03/Jan 04, I think. Never much cared for them. My best friend was going thru the bitter part of a divorce then, and he would ask me to go with him.
I just find the avatar humorous and offensive. And, it was with my favorite serial killer fan in mind, who, to my knowledge doesn't strip.
btw, I'm not really on the way to an ATM either. That's just the follow up line to the quote in my sig.
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Though she won't be a single mom until I divorce her for an 18 year old down the line
Another stripper no doubt. Why not just find an 18 yo now and then dump her for another 18 yo years down the line, say 2011.
Does it bother you that the money budgeted to your potential daughter's dance classes are going to help in stripping career, or is that the college fund plan? I'd check with a good tax professional before using the funds from her 529. Anyway, will Dirty D's little muffin's "princess treehouse castle" have a stage and a pole or two to practice on??
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#418970 - 06/06/09 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Wasn't this the happy thread?
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#418973 - 06/06/09 09:56 AM
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Kind of Happy
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I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
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#418976 - 06/06/09 03:46 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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* knowing ryan knox is jealous of what I can do from the waist down
You can Type with your Feet? That is pretty amazing.
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#418977 - 06/17/09 11:14 AM
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We moved to this new campsite today, we are all paid up for 3 weeks.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
-Emo, omnivore Border Collie
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#418979 - 06/17/09 12:59 PM
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Holly shit electro. You're one sick bitch!
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#418981 - 06/17/09 05:49 PM
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Registered: 03/29/08
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im scared to look at your links lol
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#418986 - 08/23/09 03:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Great weekend. I did none of my chores. Baseball, porn, and surfing Friday night, I found a way to take the motorcycle along on RV trips. Won at the poker game Saturday. Rode the motorcycle all day today. Happy. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#418990 - 10/13/09 08:29 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Pretty's new rack makes me happy. Going to the gym makes me happy. Playing my V-Drums makes me happy. Blowjobs make me happy. Pimpin' makes me happy. Filming makes me happy. Taking pretty-girl pix makes me happy. Pretty's fine cookin' makes me happy. Vegas makes me happy. Going to see Dethklok last Saturday in Denver at the Filmore made me happy. Seeing Pretty in that moshpit in a Dethklok hoodie made me happy. Trucking make me sad in general, but driving the rig makes me happy. I think the happiest thought of 'em all though for me would be Dirty puttin' this shit back together that all y'all's @$$#$ be RAWKED!!!
-Keep It Dirty
...I miss those guys alot. They were my fave band to be in and I want it back damnit! Fuck geography. 
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#418992 - 01/10/10 11:39 AM
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#418993 - 01/10/10 12:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Wow. That's alot for 8-10 day ground shipping.
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#418995 - 01/10/10 03:02 PM
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#419002 - 03/07/10 01:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Do you ever discuss your love for pornography at these meetings? 
Nobody much cares. I showed the GF15 scene with Ashley Blue as a soldier being molested by "Arabs" before a poker game with some guys from my group. In general, we keep details of our sexual, financial, work, etc. lives between friends and sponsors. Some stuff just doesn't really belong in meetings. But, I don't hide it, either. I'm not ashamed, are you?
But, I'm posting in this thread because
SPRING TRAINING
makes me happy.
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#419004 - 06/25/10 11:17 AM
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#419005 - 06/25/10 11:23 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Is that the Haulover Beach Stomp?
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#419006 - 06/29/10 04:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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On the radio yesterday, I hadn't heard it since I was in San Antonio in '77. But it makes me very happy.
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I'd been away for a while,
But it still brings a smile,
When I think of the way that it goes.
Now I'll sing it to you,
So that we all can do,
That old San Antonio Stroll.
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#419007 - 08/04/10 06:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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8-9-10
Gag Factor 32
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#419009 - 08/11/10 02:44 PM
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#419011 - 08/12/10 04:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I'm with charin on televisions. I have 3 CRTs in this room that are working just fine.
And no amount of high resolution is going to make current movies or television shows any less awful.
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#419012 - 08/12/10 04:40 PM
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Baseball and Football in HD is fucking awesome. I don't really watch NHL of NBA, but I'd imagine that on a wide screen, you can see the actual play develop, instead of just focus on the puck/ball.
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And who did I spend it on?
Besides, it's not like I stroke to it. I like to use it to piss off my boyfriend. The Mr. Hands video got him so mad and "offended", it was great. 
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