I like it when you get a cop that don't really know the ins and outs of the new finger print scanners. I have some dry hands and I've never seen gel used. First time, when my prints weren't coming up, broad had a spray bottle of water, spritzed and worked fine. The next time I was printed, the cop was a douche, and not too bright, so I let him struggle. Then to show him how stupid he was, I pulled my hand away, licked my last 2 fingers and it worked fine.

Another fun story was when the state police detective was talking up the new digital camera they have and how it made everything so much easier compared to Polaroids, printing/sharing pics. Then the dunce couldn't figure out how to turn the thing on, or how to put the batteries in after he found out that is what it needed. So I had to sit chained to the bench for another 20 minutes while he went and found the Polaroid and then film for it.