That logic swings both ways, Sadist. If I had to wake up next to that I'd reach right past the mouthwash and gargle a bottle or two of Drano the next morning.

The bitch would look all right if she were about an inch tall and fit on the end of a pencil, but I've seen jack-o-lanterns that were more arousing than that. I've seen fucking garden gnomes that I'd rather bang. I've seen...

Wait! Poll time!