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#525986 - 08/02/11 10:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Originally Posted By: The Mayor
48 bottles of perfume for $448


You are single handedly keeping the EPA from ever having to worry about budget cuts.

I did not pay any sales tax. The regular price for one bottle of fragrance was $28.00, but they had 3 for $30.00 special. Minus 10% Love Your Body discount, + free shipping, + additional Love Your Body Rewards, +FatCash kickbacks, + Amazon Points. Fuck the regular brick-n-mortar mom-n-pop stores, online shopping is the way to go!

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#525987 - 08/02/11 10:17 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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do you resell any of this stuff? what do you do with it?
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#525991 - 08/02/11 10:40 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
do you resell any of this stuff? what do you do with it?

I jump in it. Yeah, I resell it. I would never buy that stuff if it wasn't for making profit.

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#526019 - 08/02/11 04:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I bought a pair of Justin boots. I never knew what I was missing. They feel better than many, many athletic shoes I've worn. They're not cheap but should last a long time.


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#526028 - 08/02/11 05:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$912.00 for Quantum Battery 3, Quantum T5D-R flash, Quantum FreeXWire, Quantum FreeXWire receiver and Quantum softbox

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#526065 - 08/03/11 05:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Two Haier 6000 BTU A/C window units for $155 each.

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#526222 - 08/04/11 02:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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bought a 12000 BTU Haier last year and it is the shit.






A pair of super plain white Pony hi-tops.
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#526225 - 08/04/11 02:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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The Frigidaire 6000 I bought a couple of weeks ago is doing wonders. We haven't gone above the 104 we hit that day, but you know it gets plenty humid here.

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#526235 - 08/04/11 05:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I bought a couple small Haiers a couple years ago and put in our lakehouse bedrooms. They work great and even in our humidity the condenser fans sling all the condensate up across the coils and they don't ever drip.

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#526358 - 08/05/11 04:00 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$29.99 for a Fart Fantasy DVD

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#526372 - 08/05/11 05:58 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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A pair of moccasins and a couple of pairs of shorts from Cabella's.
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#526392 - 08/05/11 12:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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18 bottles were not sold to me:

"Status - Unable to Complete
Order Status - Canceled By Loss Prevention"

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#526393 - 08/05/11 12:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: The Mayor
18 bottles were not sold to me:

"Status - Unable to Complete
Order Status - Canceled By Loss Prevention"



They caught you scamming, huh?

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#526395 - 08/05/11 01:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: The Mayor
18 bottles were not sold to me:

"Status - Unable to Complete
Order Status - Canceled By Loss Prevention"



They caught you scamming, huh?

I do not know anything about any scamming. I only placed 7 separate orders because their messed-up webcart only lets you buy 5 units per item.

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#526396 - 08/05/11 01:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: The Mayor
I do not know anything about any scamming...





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#526397 - 08/05/11 01:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: The Mayor
I do not know anything about any scamming...




It is a photoshop fabrication and what do GBs have to do with fragrances?

Maybe I should make my own fragrances.

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#526401 - 08/05/11 02:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: The Mayor



It is a photoshop fabrication and what do GBs have to do with fragrances?


Right. I 'shopped your shoutbox comment, you've been repeatedly "hacked" and you have never "professed your love for the trannies."

It has nothing to do with your shitty cologne, but it has everything to do with your veracity. Oh, and, by the way:


Originally Posted By: The Mayor
Maybe I should make my own fragrances.


I'm certain you make quite a fragrance wherever you go.

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#526429 - 08/05/11 05:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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The word is "odor" by the way !
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#526450 - 08/05/11 06:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: The Mayor
$29.99 for a Fart Fantasy DVD

ok with a title like that you gotta explain what the hell a fart fantasy dvd is.
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#526452 - 08/05/11 06:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: The Mayor
$29.99 for a Fart Fantasy DVD

ok with a title like that you gotta explain what the hell a fart fantasy dvd is.




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#526481 - 08/05/11 06:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: backdoorman]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
The word is "odor" by the way !


I'm trying to be a bit more tactful in my old age. Even at XPT. Even with Panzer.

Well, I was trying until I saw that DVD cover.

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#526484 - 08/05/11 06:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Tact is incomprehensible to Panzer !
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#526515 - 08/05/11 09:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: backdoorman]
J.B.
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True, but why should we base our actions upon his behavior. If we don't extend it, how can we fuck with him for not exercising it.

Put it another way: Maybe Care Less needs a cell mate, and I have a length of rope...

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#526561 - 08/06/11 11:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: ]
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lol thats some strange shit.
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#526583 - 08/07/11 05:30 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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That DVD is an insult to farting and fartists everywhere. Pump em full of White Castles and let the real methane come forth.

Edit: The front cover pic just loaded upon my log in. Coffee table farts?!!! I take back what I said. I may have to check this out to learn some new techniques. Back in high school we used to go to great lengths to produce different sounding farts. For example, bouncing one off of a USPS mailbox and opening the lid for amplification worked a lot better than we theorized.


Edited by fartz (08/07/11 05:34 AM)
Edit Reason: coffee table farts!!!!!!!

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#526605 - 08/07/11 03:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Isn't that the chick you went to the prom with?

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#526608 - 08/07/11 04:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: have2cit]
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Is fartfantasy.com one of the domains he own?
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#526632 - 08/07/11 07:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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New central air and heat. New roof. Fixin' up the house.
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#526648 - 08/07/11 08:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You getting ready to sell out and get a bigger Rape Bus or just some preemptive maintenance?
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#526651 - 08/07/11 08:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Keeping it.
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#527155 - 08/15/11 11:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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vintage leather car coat
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#527365 - 08/18/11 11:35 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$14.95 for 30-day membership to a paysite that I can't name.

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#527367 - 08/18/11 11:38 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Why can't you name it?

Also, where is the best deal on a 2 or 3 Gb hard drive?

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#527371 - 08/18/11 11:55 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Why can't you name it?

Also, where is the best deal on a 2 or 3 Gb hard drive?


Next week at Staples 3TB hard drives (Western Digital MyBook) will be $129.99 and this week they have 20% OFF 1 ITEM coupon good until 8/30, so print it right now at staples.com because they make take down the printable coupon any minute.

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#527372 - 08/18/11 12:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$129.99 for only 3 GB? Surely you guys mean 3 TB.

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#527375 - 08/18/11 12:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: have2cit]
Jerkules Offline
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I made that mistake (Gb/Tb) in my original post.

Good looking out Alex. That 2Tb last week for 89.95 was a good deal, I should have gotten off my ass and bought it.


Edit: Coupon only good until 8/20, but they will probably have one in next weeks ad too.


Edited by Jerkules (08/18/11 12:33 PM)
Edit Reason: coupon comment
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#527376 - 08/18/11 12:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
$129.99 for only 3 GB? Surely you guys mean 3 TB.

Yes, it will be this one and teh coupon is valid until 8/20 not 8/30, so it will not apply not the hard drive.

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#527377 - 08/18/11 12:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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But this week you can get 2TB external Seagate GoFlex hard drive for $89.99 plus use the 20% off coupon. So I think that this 2TB hard drive is a good deal. You can print a couple of these 20% coupons and go to different Stapleses and get a couple of 2TB hard drives. I sold all 5 of my previous hard drives (1TB-2TB) with 1TB fetching $39+$10 shipping used.

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#527379 - 08/18/11 12:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I made that mistake (Gb/Tb) in my original post.

Good looking out Alex. That 2Tb last week for 89.95 was a good deal, I should have gotten off my ass and bought it.


Edit: Coupon only good until 8/20, but they will probably have one in next weeks ad too.

Get the 2TB Seagate GoFlex for $89.99 + 20% OFF coupon this week before Sunday. In NYC it will be like $78.48 after taxes.

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#527380 - 08/18/11 12:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I have a Western Digital now, almost filled, that I am comfortable with. Figured I'd get the same brand.
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#527381 - 08/18/11 12:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I have a Western Digital now, almost filled, that I am comfortable with. Figured I'd get the same brand.

Not all of them are good. The older 1TB and 1.5TB that I had, they had connection USB problems sometimes, but the newer ones are okay.

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#527393 - 08/18/11 05:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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I bought an aluminum racing jack and some jackstands today. I'm a Jaguar owner now afterall, and these things are necessary.

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#527394 - 08/18/11 06:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
Jerkules Offline
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You gotta find a Harley owner to find out what type of cardboard is best to put underneath it to catch oil.
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#527396 - 08/18/11 06:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
have2cit Offline
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That's why they don't make computers in England, they haven't figured out how to make them leak oil.

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#527398 - 08/18/11 07:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Just bought a 4-handpiece AT&T cordless phone set for FREE at Staples

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#527405 - 08/18/11 08:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Does your apartment have 4 rooms??

Oh wait, you gonna put that shit on ebay, huh?
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#527407 - 08/18/11 08:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Does your apartment have 4 rooms??

Oh wait, you gonna put that shit on ebay, huh?

No but one will go to living room, the other to bedroom, another in kitchen and last one in bathroom.

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#527419 - 08/18/11 10:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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This Jaguar as well as my MGB leak no oil or other fluids. Well... except for the gasoline spraying out of the fuel return line onto the exhaust the other day but that was my fault. Cost me 60 bucks to get it towed home which was a bargain and about 30 mins to fix. With the new jack it will take about 5 minutes, if it ever happens again. (And assuming it doesn't explode next time).

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#527420 - 08/18/11 11:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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Why can't you name the website Alex? Did you take a trip to tranny town?
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#527423 - 08/18/11 11:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Probably a pirate site. No porn site worth joining only costs $15, not even trannies.
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