How many fags can sit on a bar stool?
4 if you turn it upside down.

What is the difference between a woman and a toilet?
Toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it.

What does Michelle Obama do after she shaves her pussy?
Puts a tie on him and sends him to work.

How come Blacks and Arabs don't mate?
They are afraid the kids will be too lazy to blow shit up.

What is green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
Brandon's dick.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral