A panda ordered a sandwich at a bar, and started to exit without paying. When the waitress objected, the panda pulled a gun and shot her. The owner said, Hey, you why did you do that?" The panda replied, "I'm a panda, look it up." The owner grabbed his dictionary and found that a panda is a bear native to China that eats shoots and leaves.
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Fuck 'em all but nine.