Shined up and ready for a long one tomorrow.

Have fun man. Riding is the only legal thing as stress relieving as fucking.

Went about 300 miles today, up through Hocking Hills then down SR278 through Zaleski State Forest. Picture is by Lake Hope.

That thing fit in your Rape Bus, or you trailer it instead of the lil pick up.

I hitch mount my little 250cc on the pickup, and tow that.

We are set up at the Escapees park in Livingston, Texas with satellite TV, Verizon wifi, full hook-ups. Just got back from a forest drive and a short hike. Opened a new big bag of dog biscuits. Pizza tonight. Pot of Peet's Major Dickason's Blend coffee and plenty cigars. The 38 foot Winnebago is a life of luxury. Ohio for Christmas, then back to the Lone Star State and Big Bend.

-Chuck, Happy Camper

Happy here halfway between Houston and San Antonio.

You ever get laid on these cross country adventures? If I was traveling all over the place and not drinking and doing drugs, then I'd have a BJ Transportation service, driving sluts from trailer park to trailer park. Anything over 500 miles requires gag factoring. You need to get a separate Whore Bowl, so your pooch don't get too disgusted to eat.

From talking with charin he doesn't seem to be that interested in getting laid in the trailer park. Plus fucking women who you have murdered is more than a bit awkward.

Got my gold watch for retirement today.

Have you calculated how much Xanax you can get in trade for it yet?

Congratulations.

tits

hat a regular whore that looked like her

10 years later and thousand of grams of cocain

and she looks like this



Bitch whore is now 35

and no Brandon I will not give you her info so you can shoot a scene with her

still looks fuckable.

She take half your money or all your pride?

Thank god for states that don't do that common law BS.

The look on the dog's face reminds me of a lyric from that old Three Dog Night song:

I seen so many things
I ain't never seen before
Don't know what it is
I don't wanna see no more

Boy you're just retarded ... I would like you to take an IQ test and let us know the results.

I can say I've spent a good deal of money on whores. Its money well spent. No were near half in total... over hundreds of top notch whores....

It's always interesting when a regular whore of mine ends up doing porn...

its happened a dozen or so times...

at that point never ever again will I book them


and in the end they have swallowed a lot of my pride....

Sorry man, I thought you were talking about a 10 year relationship with an ex. The fact that you are just saying, "hey, I had a hooker that looked like her" is straight fucking pathetic.

Also, hooker tales dealing with quantity, over years suck. Rear Admiral's "this one time...." stories are much better.

Lets get another one of your stories about wraslin', how about one anecdote on some porn you wank off too, I know you can start another pathetic fanboi lookie picture thread in the cage, lets not forget about your missives on conspiracy theories and then there is little jabs at me...

you're not even amusing....

so what mobile plan are you on... seems like you got one of them pre paid generic android phones with "unlimited" intranets...which you spend lurking through my post on xpt...

whats the word you used...

pathetic...?

funny

Where are the wonderful, engrossing threads that you have come up with?

Wrasslin thread 408 replies, 12088 views.

Hottest Pic of the Day 545 replies, 23031 views.

My Joe Pa and the Penn State Pedo thread was pretty active, when it was topical.

My phone does suck. If Apple doesn't come out with a 4g Iphone this fall, then I am just going to get a Samsung Galaxy, or whatever the equivalent is then.

Once again, what the fuck have you done that is so great, besides shit bombing YouTube clips and bumping old ass threads?

Will someone else please give me her info?

Back to Website Talk with you lil fella.

Congrats. Don't lose it in a tornado.

If you mean the pw with her ass against the cage and the loser inside it's Samantha Saint.

twitter.com/misssaintxxx

has her agency info too and lots of hot ass pics.the hot new whore on the block.

Brandon can't afford her. But I'll be shooting her soon. That makes me happy which in turn makes porn fans happy. Happy!

I'm happy for pussy

I sold my soul for rock and roll. Unfortunately, all the kids like rap music these days. Now, I'm a 43 year old creepy dude trying to earn a living eating ass. Still, I'm happy. Very happy.

Great song.

Up until six months ago when I finally read the lyrics I had always thought the first line of that song was "I never catch your daughter past sunset."

Are you sure you didn't go to law school?

Yesterday I was walking somewhere and used the lobby of the Park Meridian or whatever it's called in Midtown West as a shortcut. A cold day snuck up on NY after 2 weeks of sunshine and sleeveless t's. And what did I see? AN ENTIRE HOTEL LOBBY FILLED WITH POODLES!!!! That's right. There were oodles of poodles!!!! I love poodles. I nearly shit myself with delight! Apparently some famous dog grooming convention was in town.

^^^She's not unnattractive, but everything about her is too much. Too big a nose, too big teeth and blown up lips, too green eyes and too strong a chin. Somehow it works for her.

I came across her when I was looking up an image of someone making a "blank expression." I couldn't find a good one, so then I Googled "deadpan expression." Then I just said fuck it and looked up Aubrey Plaza.

She's pretty, but seriously needs her nose thinned out and the part between her nostrils picked up. (calumela i think it's called? can't remember. had mine picked up.) It'd make a huge dif.

She looks gorgeous to me, but I'm partial to curvy brunettes with exaggerated features, e.g., Angelina Jolie.

Oh, I think she is quite beautiful. A perfect example of the whole is better than the sum of the parts.

^^^ Julia Roberts is another example of the above. A whole bunch of exaggerated facial features that come together nicely.

I'm in a good mood tonight.

rejuvenated via the gif thread, yes?.

Happy 4/20, tokers.

I fucking hate that cliche.

agreed... i heard some asshole on sirius today mention 4/20 and say something about getting higher than jesus on the space shuttle.

It just bothers me. It's become all catchphrasey. Not to say I won't appropriate it when it might earn me some cash.

Keith's love songs are always the best.

On most matters Stones, I agree with Keith Richards but had to agree with Mick Jagger after Keith's book came out. Yeah, Keith lived through everything and did some amazing creative things, but imagine what he could have done if not all fucked up all the time? Of course Mick laments the missed money and even greater fame...but Keith might have had another "Exile..." in him were it not for all the drugs.