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#500229 - 11/09/10 04:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Rejoice? Ok. Enjoy? Maybe.
But don't state that the Lord has made this day. It doesn't exist and if it does, it has done a ultra-shitty job so far.
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#500231 - 11/09/10 08:04 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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It's a beautiful day the Lord has made! Rejoice, and enjoy!
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
What's with you alkies and your fucking Lord fatalism bullshit? Maybe it's a beautiful day to you, but in some other part of the world, it's miserable weather and some 9 year old is living in a tent, fighting a war. So, just when you think everything's peachy because all it's sun shiny outside your camper, forces of nature made that weather. And your life's circumstances made it possible for you to gobble Xanax in a cornfield with your ham radio. NEITHER were due to some divine hand, and no, jerking off to Gag Factor isn't what I meant.
Thats pretty hot
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#500232 - 11/10/10 03:32 AM
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Welcome back, Gia!
Mornin', ya'll.
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That's a load of bull.
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#500236 - 11/11/10 05:59 PM
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It's Veterans' Day, and as much as I despise the hypocrite, I'm not going to be the one who points out that he's hardly a "stand-up guy" when he willingly gives his money to the people who produced I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro.
Even if he did spend his entire hitch passed out, dead drunk, in the radio shack, he served this country and I won't mock him today.
I'll do it tomorrow, though...
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#500238 - 11/12/10 05:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Ahhhh capitalism at its best !
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#500239 - 11/13/10 03:00 AM
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#500240 - 11/14/10 03:08 AM
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#500241 - 11/14/10 08:07 AM
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Registered: 09/01/08
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I feel shitty this morning .
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#500242 - 11/15/10 03:28 AM
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#500243 - 11/15/10 03:39 AM
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climb high, take chances....
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#500248 - 11/21/10 10:05 AM
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Remember to pay and not commit armed robbery.
Got it! Actually, this one accepts EBT cards so I might be good to go.
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#500251 - 11/22/10 09:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I'm heading out to Bojangles.
Conquistador, TattyP., FreeStylah, Have2Cit .... you guys want anything?
Hey, thanks. That's mighty white of you. I'll take the 2 piece dinner (leg and thigh) with mashed potatoes 'n gravy and dirty rice as the sides.
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#500252 - 11/22/10 11:19 AM
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Registered: 11/27/07
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I have never been a patron at Bojangles. Surprise me! But if they have that really creamy sweet coal slaw I'll pass on that.
Make sure you don't mention whites when you order... Food tampered with and all.
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#500253 - 11/22/10 11:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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big cheat week! i am all about deep fried this week, T. Surprise me...
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#500254 - 11/22/10 03:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Fry that Chicken! The best comes by rolling in flour first, then the batter.
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#500256 - 11/22/10 06:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Bojangles is a lot different from KFC. From the chicken to the sides, it is different. It's a Southeastern US thing.
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#500257 - 11/22/10 06:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Bogangles sound like it would provide a great fat and salt fix. Probably tastes delicious.
And my good morning was about 7 PM. I keep trying to convince the world that we shouldn't be slaves to time. Ti;m does not dictate my behavior.
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#500258 - 11/22/10 06:43 PM
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The best comes by rolling in flour first, then the batter.
Soooooo fscking true. It gives the batter, not heft, but it makes it substantial.
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#500259 - 11/23/10 11:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Fry that Chicken! The best comes by rolling in flour first, then the batter.
What about cornstarch, too? I made some shrimp the other day and the recipe called for coating the shrimp with cornstarch before frying them in peanut oil. It made them nice & crispy. Speaking of the shrimp, I endorse this recipe: Slippery Shrimp.
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#500260 - 11/23/10 12:14 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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It's a beautiful day the Lord has made! Rejoice, and enjoy!
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Lord Vader.
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#500263 - 11/23/10 08:48 PM
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It's a beautiful day the Lord has made! Rejoice, and enjoy!
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Lord Vader.
It's gotta suck when even Panzer can rank on you. Especially when he's the only man, trannyfucker or child rapist who has ever been denied Porn Jesus status.
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#500264 - 11/23/10 09:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I don't eat all that much fried chicken, though I had a breast today at a local mom and pop restaurant. It was regrettably forgettable- as were the green beans, creamed corn and mashed potatoes. There is a "soul-food" place in town that does a meat and three that is incredible.
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#500265 - 11/23/10 09:16 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I don't eat all that much fried chicken, though I had a breast today at a local mom and pop restaurant. It was regrettably forgettable- as were the green beans, creamed corn and mashed potatoes. There is a "soul-food" place in town that does a meat and three that is incredible.
Creamed corn
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#500267 - 11/24/10 07:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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No, but Panzer is too cheap to go to North Bellmore or North Bergin. The only way he would end up in North Carolina would be if he was washed up there by the tide.
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#500268 - 11/24/10 10:49 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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No, but Panzer is too cheap to go to North Bellmore or North Bergin. The only way he would end up in North Carolina would be if he was washed up there by the tide.
The plane was tiny, I barely buckled-up.
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#500269 - 11/24/10 11:15 AM
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The plane was tiny, I barely buckled-up.
Of course. It's not your girth at all.
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#506596 - 04/17/11 05:54 AM
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#506603 - 04/17/11 08:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Good fucking morning !
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#506684 - 04/18/11 03:24 AM
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i wake up to a new site design that looks like ADT on 4 hits of acid. wonderful.
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#530698 - 09/28/11 02:25 AM
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