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#54820 - 09/12/04 12:30 PM I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
piotr Offline
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Registered: 09/09/04
Posts: 23
HA HA YOU MOTHERFUCKER SMALL DICKS

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#54821 - 09/12/04 12:45 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
This is Sammura, right?
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#54822 - 09/12/04 03:54 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
they can't read or write like summura
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#54823 - 09/12/04 05:13 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
'make shit?'

oh yeah...well..how about "Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!"

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#54824 - 09/12/04 05:17 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

This is Sammura, right?




Maybe not. But he´s still annoying. Ban the muddha.

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#54825 - 09/12/04 05:24 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
clairejames Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 382

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#54826 - 09/12/04 08:46 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
RobertF Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

'make shit?'

oh yeah...well..how about "Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!"



"My love for you is ticking clock! BERZERKER!"
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#54827 - 09/12/04 08:48 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
did he just say making fuck?
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#54828 - 09/12/04 08:49 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Kevin Smith rocks
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#54829 - 09/12/04 08:50 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
it was a good weekend with Dawn of the Dead Ultimate Edition and the Clerks X DVD's....

whats jersey girl... never heard of it... nope, never happened.
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#54830 - 09/12/04 09:00 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Damn if you bought both of them then you spent more than me dude-but i finally got my magnum pi set
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#54831 - 09/12/04 09:02 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
yeah, i picked up the 2 disc version of Zombie too..
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#54832 - 09/12/04 09:06 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Damn if you bought both of them then you spent more than me dude-but i finally got my magnum pi set




I already have the no extras version of Dawn. I'm not that big of a fan to get the special edition. I'll just borrow a friend's.

yeah, Magnum P.I. was a great show. Zeus and Apollo, heehee
if I can get it cheap I'll pick it up.


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#54833 - 09/12/04 09:06 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I finally found that a couple weeks ago but had already gotten the new one discer the week before and the worst thing is I still havent watched either
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#54834 - 09/12/04 09:11 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

Damn if you bought both of them then you spent more than me dude-but i finally got my magnum pi set




I already have the no extras version of Dawn. I'm not that big of a fan to get the special edition. I'll just borrow a friend's.

yeah, Magnum P.I. was a great show. Zeus and Apollo, heehee
if I can get it cheap I'll pick it up.







I'm watching disc one of magnum now- it has all of season one plus a bonus disc of 4 eps from later seasons- a good deal at bjs wholesale club or costco at about 32 bucks- maybe cheaper online.
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#54835 - 09/12/04 09:41 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
im a whore for Zombie movies...

great allegorys for surviving in todays society.
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#54836 - 09/12/04 10:16 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Kevin Smith just opened a secret stash over in Westwood. Jason Mewes actually worx there. naga-nooch.

clerks 2. coming soon.

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#54837 - 09/12/04 10:16 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

whats jersey girl... never heard of it... nope, never happened.




Jersey Girl is not that bad.

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#54838 - 09/12/04 10:22 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Holy fuck. I feel like Expensive Ernie now.

Those were the DVDs I´ve bought LAST WEEK:

SOUTH PARK COMPLETE THIRD SEASON
SOUTH PARK COMPLETE FOURTH SEASON
JOHN CARPENTER´S PRINCE OF DARKNESS (UK edition, with Commentary Track)
SMALLVILLE THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON
DAWN OF THE DEAD ULTIMATE EDITION
THE MARTIN SCORSESE COLLECTION

Not to mention the STAR WARS BOX SET, that´s on preorder.

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#54839 - 09/12/04 10:26 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

THE MARTIN SCORSESE COLLECTION





After Hours is an great movie. I have all the movies already on dvd, but do you know if there is any extra commentary or special features in the Collection?

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#54840 - 09/12/04 10:32 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
All the five movies have commentary tracks, documentaries + remastered image & sound.

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#54841 - 09/12/04 10:40 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

All the five movies have commentary tracks, documentaries + remastered image & sound.




Fuck that's tempting but I think I'm going to wait a while to get that. I just got:

Bad Lieutenant
The Shawshank Redemption
Lost Highway
Glengarry Glen Ross
The Bourne Identity

Not really new releases but I needed to add them to my collection.

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#54842 - 09/12/04 10:50 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
You should´ve waited a few months. SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION will be re-released on an improved, 2-disc edition full of extras.


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#54843 - 09/12/04 10:54 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

You should´ve waited a few months. SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION will be re-released on an improved, 2-disc edition full of extras.




Fuck I didn't pay attention to that. Hmm, I guess I will have two versions soon.


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#54844 - 09/12/04 10:58 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Don´t you get a rebate or something like that?

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#54845 - 09/12/04 11:01 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Don´t you get a rebate or something like that?





Amazon.ca
Quote:

List Price: CDN$ 34.98
Our Price: CDN$ 24.49 & eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping on orders over $39. See details

You Save: CDN$ 10.49 (30%)



This title will be released on October 5, 2004. You may order it now and we will ship it to you when it arrives.






Look's like I get 30% off if I pre-order.

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#54846 - 09/12/04 11:13 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Quote:

Don´t you get a rebate or something like that?





Amazon.ca
Quote:

List Price: CDN$ 34.98
Our Price: CDN$ 24.49 & eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping on orders over $39. See details

You Save: CDN$ 10.49 (30%)



This title will be released on October 5, 2004. You may order it now and we will ship it to you when it arrives.






Look's like I get 30% off if I pre-order.





Yeah, that´s a good trick, but if the disc comes with a rebate coupon (like the Spider-Man Deluxe Edition and Hellboy), you can save even more.

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#54847 - 09/12/04 11:18 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:


Yeah, that´s a good trick, but if the disc comes with a rebate coupon (like the Spider-Man Deluxe Edition and Hellboy), you can save even more.




That's always nice, but it takes forever to get your money back.

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#54848 - 09/12/04 11:22 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Yeah, but EVENTUALY it comes. I´d rather wait than let the muddhas keep my hard-earned moola.

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#54849 - 09/12/04 11:24 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Yeah, but EVENTUALY it comes. I´d rather wait than let the muddhas keep my hard-earned moola.




I hear ya.

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#54850 - 09/13/04 08:45 AM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Yeah you guys should send that shit in because those rebates and free offers do work. When I first got a dvd player a few of the companies were running buy two dvds and get one free deals- just send in the receipts, proof and 2 bucks and you would get another dvd- it takes about 6-8 weeks but you do get them eventually and then you don't have to pick it up later.

I also price match at walmart and circuit city to get the best deals on my dvd purchases- I'm poor and in order to get what i want i HAVE to pinch pennies- but if I was rich I would do it anyway because as Smartt said money is money.
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#54851 - 09/13/04 06:31 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
hsay have you cockshumokers been to

www.fightdivx.com

i found it years ago when the dvd vs. divx thing was happening. they usually clue you in on the best deals net wise.

they have helped me out a lot. yeah i usually keep my eyes open for da hook-ups. Best Buy usually does shit where you buy somethin you get a mail-in rebate often. i dig it the most.
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#54852 - 09/13/04 07:22 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
RobertF Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Kevin Smith just opened a secret stash over in Westwood. Jason Mewes actually worx there. naga-nooch.

clerks 2. coming soon.






Are you sure clerks 2 is coming soon?
I heard Kevin Smith say that he will never use the Jay and Silent Bob characters again because Jay looks to old.
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#54853 - 09/13/04 07:31 PM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:


I heard Kevin Smith say that he will never use the Jay and Silent Bob characters again because Jay looks to old.




Yeah, but that was before Jersey Girl tanked really bad.

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#54854 - 09/14/04 06:07 AM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
One thing about this piotr guy is that he has the best subject lines ever & I'm not being sarcastic:

ARE WOMAN REALY LIKE BIG PENISES OR IT IS MYTH?
DOES PORN ACTORS EAT TESTOSTERON?
DOES BIG PENIS CAN MAKE FASTER WOMEN TO CUM?


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#54855 - 09/14/04 07:03 AM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
Quote:

ARE WOMAN REALY LIKE BIG PENISES OR IT IS MYTH?




to finally answer him truthfully. yes...

if you beat them enough, they will come on command.



*ducks*
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#54856 - 09/14/04 10:24 AM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

ARE WOMAN REALY LIKE BIG PENISES OR IT IS MYTH?




to finally answer him truthfully. yes...

if you beat them enough, they will come on command.



*ducks*




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#54857 - 01/05/05 07:50 AM Re: I MAKE SHIT IN YOURS MOTHERS PUSSY :)
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
bizzump.

this has the predictable smartt attempt at turning it into tv-talk, but does anyone notice the strangely calm comments by kyoto?


Edited by jamesn (01/05/05 07:53 AM)
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