Does it really matter if I am? Does it really make my question any less relevant?

Calling me an asskisser, apart from being somewhat unfounded, is totally irrelevant to the comments I have just made; it certainly doesn't count as a coherent answer, does it?

One last point Smartt, I find it hard to accept being called an ADT asskisser from one of that boards all time top posters. As hypocrisy goes you've just about cornered the market my son!