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#54801 - 09/12/04 12:16 PM Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
This is word for word from her site:

Today I studied for my trainer certification.I have my tests all weekend long.It sucks.I don't study.I hate reading that long.There are so many different things to know, I can't even pronounce half the words.It gave me a headache.So I went to Burke Williams and got a massage and facial.It was yummy.I went by to say hi to Sara and everyone,and I'm going to study a little more,even though it will do me no good.I've studied this whole week, and can't remember a thing.Oh well.

Hemingway couldn't write better than this.

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#54802 - 09/12/04 07:42 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Its like she writes the thoughts in her head that most people disregard before speaking.
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#54803 - 09/12/04 08:22 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Its like she writes the thoughts in her head that most people disregard before speaking.




want to hear something REALLY disturbing? I think Jesse is fucking Tommy Lee. Talk about a 10.0 on the skank-o-meter. Someone should ask Jesse what it's like to fuck a wife-beater.


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#54804 - 09/12/04 08:33 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Someone should ask Jesse what it's like to fuck a wife-beater.





At least she isn't fucking chico. He would beat her ass real good. God i hate that guy, i will urinate on him one day too. Tommy lee is a fucking idiot , imagine what its like to have tommy lee as a dad and pamela anderson as a mom. Might as well just kill yourself right now.
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#54805 - 09/12/04 08:44 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Its like she writes the thoughts in her head that most people disregard before speaking.




want to hear something REALLY disturbing? I think Jesse is fucking Tommy Lee. Talk about a 10.0 on the skank-o-meter. Someone should ask Jesse what it's like to fuck a wife-beater.






FUcking Yuck!
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#54806 - 09/13/04 07:02 AM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I am sure she knows what a wife beater is like. Daddy and or step daddy probably clued her in a long time ago.

You know the old porn whore saying: "I want a man just like the man that beat dear old mom".

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#54807 - 09/13/04 03:22 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I like jesse jane she just needs to do more then 10 scenes in 2 and a half years. I actually share something in common with her, i hate thinking too, something im sure the board agrees with.
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#54808 - 09/13/04 04:15 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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I like jesse jane she just needs to do more then 10 scenes in 2 and a half years. I actually share something in common with her, i hate thinking too, something im sure the board agrees with.




I've tolerated Jesse Jane over the years. I never understood what all the hype was about though. She's done 5 movies. Big fucking deal. This chickie gets on the cover of FRONT magazine and suddenly she's Julia fucking Roberts! She should stick to magazine layouts because her sex scenes are weaker than Erik Everhard's cumshot.

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#54809 - 09/13/04 04:57 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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I have never heard of her and wouldn't seek her out based upon that particular pic either
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#54810 - 09/13/04 07:25 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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I've tolerated Jesse Jane over the years. I never understood what all the hype was about though. She's done 5 movies. Big fucking deal. This chickie gets on the cover of FRONT magazine and suddenly she's Julia fucking Roberts! She should stick to magazine layouts because her sex scenes are weaker than Erik Everhard's cumshot.




Yeah i think half of the shit she has done is pussy only and thats not even really porn. Julia roberts does that in movies all the time, (get dvd's of her movies they are always the deleted scenes).
Erik everhard, his penis is weird. Its how i picture john bobbits penis, its like he lost the top half of his penis in a boating accident and they took the top half off a person who died that day's penis and a few hours of surgery later you have everhard's cock.
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#54811 - 09/14/04 03:57 AM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
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Yeah i think half of the shit she has done is pussy only and thats not even really porn. Julia roberts does that in movies all the time, (get dvd's of her movies they are always the deleted scenes).




My favorite being Mary Reilly where she sucks off the Frankenstein monster.

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#54812 - 09/14/04 05:18 AM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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My favorite being Mary Reilly where she sucks off the Frankenstein monster.




How dare you sir.
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#54813 - 09/15/04 03:24 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
This.... is just... not right



Quote:

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Its like she writes the thoughts in her head that most people disregard before speaking.




want to hear something REALLY disturbing? I think Jesse is fucking Tommy Lee. Talk about a 10.0 on the skank-o-meter. Someone should ask Jesse what it's like to fuck a wife-beater.




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#54814 - 09/15/04 04:30 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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If i was jesse jane i would fuck tommy lee, thats why when i wake up every morning i pray for an hour to thank god that im not jesse jane.
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#54815 - 09/15/04 06:40 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
You got that right. If you're Jesse Jane, what else is there to your ersatz porno celebrity aside from eventually fucking Tommy Lee? It's not just inevitable, it's the pinnacle of her success.

Tommy Lee or Evan Seinfeld. You be the judge.
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#54816 - 09/15/04 07:10 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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If i was jesse jane i would fuck tommy lee, thats why when i wake up every morning i pray for an hour to thank god that im not jesse jane.



Great thought monkey
And the Seinfeld remake made me shoot Dr. Pepper out my nose all over the key board. I am still laughing on that one.
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#54817 - 09/16/04 11:32 AM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Loc: United States
eitherway she is arguably the hottest whore in porn today...bar none
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#54818 - 09/16/04 02:11 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
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eitherway she is arguably the hottest whore in porn today...bar none




VERY arguably.

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#54819 - 09/16/04 03:11 PM Re: Jesse Jane 8/26/04 diary entry
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Fayner made a post about a A grade porn star sleeping with tommy lee but he didn't post her name as she probably didn't want to be mentioned considering how uncool tommy lee is, in his own words. Its a sad day in porn when fayner has to turn to xxxporntalk to come up with new material.


I love fayner.
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