I ate at Zaxby's today with a coworker. His choice. I have only eaten there once before years ago. I think they're a Southern thing as they pride themselves on fried chicken especially tenders and fingers and wings. I wasn't impressed. I was wanting some good southern chicken salad so I ordered a chicken salad sandwich plate. This was after I made sure they didn't screw it up with fruit. Please don't put fruit or nuts in my chicken salad (you listening, Arby's?) A touch of honey is fine and use minimal mayonnaise. This crap was dripping with something like mayo out of the sandwich. (Cue cum-jokes here). If we weren't eating so late and I weren't starved, I would have left and eaten elsewhere. I knew I was eating shit but I was famished. I threw away the fries. It looks like I would have been better off eating the fries and tossing the sandwich. I drank diet lemonade.

crap